Brock Obama

12/12/2025

12/11/2025

The manager that got fired yesterday was fired for bringing a gun into the building at night due to the alarms going off shortly after setting the alarms. Instead of telling the alarm company to call the police, this incompetent fool decided to grab the hourly supervisor and go inside and start clearing the building SWAT-style and kept telling the supervisor to "watch my 6 bro" as he checked the building.

I thought the supervisor was joking when he told me until I checked the cameras and, sure enough, he is literally holding his phone up as a flashlight while he has his gun pointed forward, clearing the building like he's some sort of cop or some s**t. (He has no police or military background.)

I'm not even kidding. I feel like this could have been a scene from The Other Guys or some s**t.

12/11/2025

Yeah so that manager that tried to tell me that I had to cover the grill last week was fired today lmao

12/10/2025

Jabba Da Trump

12/09/2025

Honk honk

12/09/2025

Halo 2?

Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your BRs.
I can see it in your noob combo.
You're all I've ever wanted.
And my arms are open wide.

'cause you know just what to say
and you know just what to do
and I just want to say
I love you

12/09/2025

Today I learned that the phrase "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard" does not actually refer to literal milkshakes and I realize I've been misusing this for years and have probably unintentionally sexually harassed someone without even knowing it

12/08/2025

I absolutely hate visiting my family. Jesus Christ, they are too much.

12/08/2025

He's so hot

12/04/2025

So I'm definitely not overreacting when the opening manager tells me at 5:36PM that I have to close grill tonight because the grill person told him yesterday that he wouldn't be here tonight and said manager made no attempts at communicating this information literally any time before 36 minutes after the grill cook was supposed to be here and I tell the opening manager that I will leave my fu***ng keys on the desk and walk out right now because I'm not doing that s**t, right?

I said, "You're closing grill, or I'm leaving my keys on the desk and walking out the back door right now."

And then he's like, "oh okay I guess I'll close grill then"

The fu**in audacity?????

11/27/2025

CHIEF, NOOOO!!!!