Brock Obama

09/03/2026

Acoochiemoya.

08/29/2026

Acoochiemoya

08/27/2026

Captain Benjamin Sisko: "I am going to commit war crimes."

Based as f**k.

08/26/2026

Crazy how this happens!

08/22/2026

08/21/2026

My psychiatrist told me that he couldn't go through what I'm going through right now and said that I had "Mr. Spock" levels of compartmentalization separating rationality and emotion.

Mind you this was immediately following me telling him about something extremely devastating while completely deadpan.

Do I win therapy?

08/19/2026

"Any last words?"

"Just one:

Halo 2."

08/18/2026

well, my boss got fired today...

but my boss's boss told me that I am going to be amazing in my new role and that I carry myself as if I've been doing my job for 30 years even though I look young

so that was really good to hear, I thought I was doing awful at my job to be quite honest with you

08/17/2026

My next paycheck is going to be f**king baller. I'm working like 40 hours of OT this week and next week combined. Thank God I'm hourly.

No time to be sad or depressed if I'm getting my ass kicked at work and making a ton of money in the process.

08/16/2026

Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn't mean they're lost forever. Sometimes we all need a little Halo 2.