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JUST FINISHED THE INTERVIEW"BROCK, DO YOU THINK YOU GOT IT THIS TIME?"ME:
06/02/2026

JUST FINISHED THE INTERVIEW

"BROCK, DO YOU THINK YOU GOT IT THIS TIME?"
ME:

06/02/2026

5 MINUTES

WISH ME LUCK Y'ALL!!!!

06/02/2026
06/02/2026

Ok guys, my RE-interview is tomorrow at 8AM! WISH ME LUCK.

I've quite literally never vibed with a job so fu***ng hard in my life

06/01/2026

YOOOOO! AFTER NOT GIVING UP AFTER BEING TOLD THAT I WAS PASSED OVER FOR A POSITION THAT I REALLY THOUGHT WAS A VIBE MATCH, I DECIDED TO GO ON LINKEDIN AND CONNECT WITH THE C-SUITE AND TELL THEM THAT WHILE I WASN'T SELECTED, I THINK THEY SHOULD RECONSIDER BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE AN AMAZING FIT FOR THEIR COMPANY

I GOT A CALL BACK TODAY OFFERING ME A SECOND CHANCE AT THAT GM POSITION AND IF IT DOESN'T GO MY WAY, HE'S WILLING TO OFFER AN AGM POSITION INSTEAD BUT DIDN'T WANT TO OFFER THAT ORIGINALLY BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT I WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN AGM.

IF I CAN NAIL THIS THIRD INTERVIEW, Y'ALL!!!!! I NEED SOMETHING POSITIVE GOING FOR ME FOR ONCE!

05/30/2026

SURE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I'M FU***NG HOMELESS FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO GET A GOD DAMN FU***NG JOB

05/30/2026

girlfriend? gone.
job? gone.
hope? gone.
the political environment? fu**ed.
gas/grocery prices? fu**ed.

what's the fu***ng point of even being alive at this point

05/30/2026

1) never be positive about anything ever again
2) probably not going to get a job any time soon with how everything is
3) all potential jobs are like 45 minute drives away

I might as well just [redacted] it all at this point. It's fu***ng pointless.

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