ROCKLAND USA

11/14/2025

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

11/14/2025

I've talked the talk & walked the walk.
At this age, I'm just gonna sit the sit.

11/14/2025

I just paid my taxes.
The roads should be fixed any day now.
🙄

11/14/2025

I was raised in a time when even a heavy sigh was considered backtalk by our parents.

11/14/2025

13 years ago, a teacher made me cry on a school trip. Today, I rejected their mortgage application. Swings and roundabouts.

11/14/2025

11/14/2025

Here we go again… headed straight to HR because I called my coworker Vasectomy — because after you deal with them, you’re never having a productive outcome again.
I swear, I’m gonna need my own assigned seat in the HR office at this point. Gen X humor just hits different. 🤦‍♂️😂
Follow for more workplace “adventures,” bad decisions, and even worse nicknames.

11/13/2025

Remember before the internet when people thought the cause of stupidity was lack of access to information?
Yeah. It wasn't that.

11/13/2025

This girl really called her jeans Jor-Dachee instead of Jordache…
This Gen Xer cannot take it anymore.
I survived dial-up, cassette tapes, AND low-rise jeans — but this? This broke me. 😂🤦‍♂️
Follow for more Gen X pain and pronunciation crimes.

11/13/2025

We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours.

11/13/2025

I took a long, hard look at myself this morning. I won't be doing that again.

11/13/2025

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.