03/26/2025
Imagine complaining on WhatsApp status that youâre upset.
Your man asks whatâs wrong.
You say itâs nothing.
He asks again. You repeat the same thing.
Heâs like,
âObim are you sure?â
You: I said itâs nothing. Iâm fine.
He doesnât say anything else.
Thirty minutes time, someone knocks on your door.
You go to check and itâs the love of your life.
At the sight of him smiling at you, you just bend your head and hug him really tight.
He then asks you.
Him: Obim, now tell me whatâs the problem?
You: Sweet Iâm fine. Itâs not something serious.
Him: Oh! So itâs even something? Tell me. Were you missing me?
You: How did you know?
You ask while smiling.
Him: Haha! I know you too well. Sha I didnât know if you wanted Sharwama or Suya. So I got both.
You: Sweeeet!! Thank you babyyyy.
Him: Itâs okay. Do you want us to go out?
You: And do what? Noo abeg. Everything I want is here with me.
You say that while hugging him.
Him: Oya itâs okay. Iâm not running. Now, eat your Sharwama.
You: Okay my king.
Him: Or do you want to eat before you eat?
At the sound of that, you drop the Sharwama and start staring at him.
In your mind, youâre like,
âWhat did I do to God to deserve this sweet boyâ
You just shake your head and smile.
Then, you start unwrapping his trouser.
Sorry, the Sharwama.
Let me just stop here.
Single people are already smiling too much.