Cycleboredom

Cycleboredom

The 30 Second Elevator Pitch

Cycleboredom is dedicated to the life and culture surrounding bikes. The boredom moniker originates from a desire to do things myself and do them in a way deviating from the status quo. I'm essentially broadcasting my bike life through an intense and multifaceted social media campaign supported by creatively driven original content, dynamic reviews, and carefully sele

cted posts all presented in a visually intriguing package. Bike Life: the latest gear, industry idiocy, cyclocross (lots of cyclocross!), pro cycling, velo-utilitarianism, and advocacy. Sound like something you want to be a part of? Let's talk!

02/23/2026

Q: Did I go too hard on this?
A: If I’m posting this on a social media platform, then yes, yes I did.
Q: Will I see an ROI commensurate with my level of creative exertion?
A: 🤣🤡💀🤭
A: Sorry, no. Best we can do is 30 likes, max.

Wanted to post the end shot of .strohmeyer and .brunner at months ago but forgot, then spotted myself in / ’s coverage catching that exact shot, let a simple idea grow exponentially into a s**tshow, then trimmed it back a bit, finally posting it today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

02/14/2026

STRONG SAAD 😭 NOT EVEN CLASSICS SEASON WILL FILL THIS HOLE IN MY SOUL.

REFRAME: ONCE CROSS SEASON ENDS, SEASON BEGINS 😎🤣🔥😈

02/11/2026

Gonna CX nerd out here on ’s dismount on this section at Sundays’s Krawatencros a bit 🤓

IMO, swinging the leg before the descent sets your balance making the the terrain easier to handle instead of mid-descent where you’re both altering your center of gravity and changing weight distribution giving anything on the ground a better chance to distribute you *off* the bike.

Worth noting both of the earlier dismounts are better than swinging the foot at the bottom at the turn because there’s no pause in forward momentum since you’re already running.

Your knees will hate you for this tho 🤣😭💀

02/10/2026

FAX: protecc, but also enable 😈

Listen, I can quit any time I want; just let me live my life, man

There needs to be a sliding scale for aging or the algorithm needs to figure out the pain of existence in your 50s 😭🤣💀I ...
02/08/2026

There needs to be a sliding scale for aging or the algorithm needs to figure out the pain of existence in your 50s 😭🤣💀

I don’t think I’ve ever aligned with how it’s told I should be feeling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

02/03/2026

The beer/ambiance tent at was absolutely 🔥🔥🔥 and they all lost their s**t when hit this manual just as the drop hit!!!

Looks like the crew who set up the tent did this one as well. Same DJ too… 🤔

02/03/2026

FULL DISCLOSURE: I WOULD’VE CLENCHED EVERY MUSCLE AND OR***CE AT MY DISPOSAL TO THE POINT OF SELF-IMPLOSION EVERY LAP I HAD TO RIDE THIS DROP AT 🫡🥴

’s line had me literally yelling out loud fr. That laatste ronde with was insane.

and giving us a preview of a possible life after MVDP 🤔

is fu***ng awesome and I’m stoked we get to watch her race 🙌👊🔥✌️

02/01/2026

Absolutely flawless performance by today at the UCI CXWC in today 🤩🤩🤩 Tactical barrier runs to ensure a clean run to his record-breaking 8 Elite CX World Titles! Crazy there wasn’t much difference in speed between his run and Tibor’s hops for the first couple of laps.

01/31/2026

Solidarity trainer ride today for Alex Pretti ✊ Over 200 rides organized all over the world 🤯🙌🥹

01/21/2026

Oh lawd my bb dying!!! To be fair tho, this thing hasn’t been overhauled since 2012 or 2013 😬😑

At this point, I have one (1) fully functioning bicycle out of 14(ish). Really don’t want to be spending any $$$ on trainer bikes tho…

01/15/2026

DON’T GET OLD——>IT’S A TRAP!!!

My fu***ng carcass invents crippling maladies out of nowhere, and that’s on top of the actual, sustained injuries 😭😭😭

This will be a reoccurring theme for the foreseeable content future, but for the love of Merckx, start working on your mobility NOW. I can’t emphasize this enough.

MY MOOSCLES!!!

01/06/2026

Race changed completely on the last 2 laps of Mol, but didn’t phase 🫡🔥🙌

[EDIT NOTE: I had an idea and tried to execute it as much as possible, but the s**tty quality stream footage falls apart the moment you touch it. Spent too much time on it so I might as well post it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

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