The Smut Oracle

04/05/2026

Thursday has never been thirstier… and April’s forecast is looking very unpredictable. 🌧️🔥

Join The S**t Oracle’s S**tty Book Club for an April Showers edition where you choose the storm:

🌦️ Light Rain Forecast:
And Now, Back to You by B.K. Borison
⛈️ Severe Thunderstorm Warning:
Keep Me by Sara Cate

Whether you’re in the mood for something soft and swoony or dark and stormy, we’ve got a book (and a seat) for you.

📚 Thursday, April 23rd
⏰ 6:30PM - 8PM
📍 Roll Up Herbal Bar & Golden Bear Alchemy

No wrong choices. Just different levels of chaos.

03/31/2026

This Saturday!
https://www.tickettailor.com/events/paintedsoulstudios/2094400

03/16/2026

Curious about The Revelry Ball? ✨ Here's everything you need to know. This Regency romance masquerade experience invites guests into an evening of elegant costumes, music, dancing, and immersive storytelling inspired by the glamour and intrigue of the Regency era.

Whether you're a fan of Bridgerton-style events, masquerade balls, historical romance, or immersive theatre, The Revelry Ball offers a unique cultural experience in Waynesville, North Carolina.

Guests are encouraged to dress in Regency-inspired attire, formalwear, or creative costume pieces and step into a beautifully curated world where the audience becomes part of the story.

The Revelry Ball - A Regency Romance Masquerade
April 4, 2026
6:30 PM - 9:30 PM
HART Theatre
Tickets: $125 | $175 | $425 VIP for two
* Installment payment options available at checkout.

Seats are limited for this immersive experience.
* Secure your place in the story.
• Tap the link in bio to reserve your ticket
• Share this with a friend who would attend the ball with you
• Start planning your Regency look

03/07/2026

Thursday has never been thirstier. 📚🔥

The S**t Oracle’s S**tty Book Club is officially making its debut.

No assigned reading this month. No homework. Just a room full of people who love spicy books, morally gray men, and staying up way too late because “one more chapter” turned into five.

Come meet fellow readers, swap favorite titles, and discover your next obsession.

✨ Thursday, March 19th at 6:30PM
📍 Roll Up Herbal Bar
Hosted with Golden Bear Alchemy

Bring your favorite smutty recommendations and your best book boyfriend opinions.

03/02/2026

The season has begun.
🎭 Tickets for The Revelry Ball are now live.
An immersive Regency masquerade. Champagne. Music. Dancing. Scandal. A night where you are not observing the spectacle, you are the spectacle.
Capacity is limited. Secure your place at court before the doors close. We look forward to welcoming you and seeing you shine among the Ton. 🎭

THE REVELRY BALL: A Regency Romance Masquerade – Haywood Arts Regional Theater (HART), 250 Pigeon St, Waynesville, NC, Sat Apr 4, 2026 - The Revelry Ball is a fully immersive Regency Romance Masquerade experience coming to Western North Carolina on April 4, 2026. Hosted by The S**t Oracle and Pain...

03/02/2026

Dearest Reader, You are cordially invited to The Revelry Ball: A Regency Romance Masquerade Experience. ✨

This is not simply a themed dance. It is a fully immersive evening of dinner, dancing, elegance, atmosphere, music, and social intrigue inspired by the Regency era.

Guests will be welcomed into a theatrical world of masked mystery, whispered introductions, and curated spectacle, where you are invited to participate, not just observe.

Whether you're searching for a masquerade ball near Asheville, an immersive event in Western North Carolina, or a unique April 2026 night out - The Revelry Ball is your invitation.

Date: Saturday, April 4, 2026
Time: 6:30-9:30pm
Venue: HART Theatre, Waynesville, NC

Regency-inspired attire encouraged.
Tickets available now.
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02/09/2026

Put a finger down challenge: booktok girlie edition

02/01/2026

Alchemised is officially the first 5⭐️ read of the year for me. What was yours?

01/13/2026

Operating on the vibes mostly, tbh. Just happy to be here. 🤣

01/11/2026

And may all your delulus come trululu, friends.

01/09/2026

The dopamine hit you get when you receive your reward after another year's successful reading challenge. Thanks