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Hi everyone! My (now) husband and I decided to get married on a random Monday. Pretty exciting stuff for a boring chick ...
11/14/2025

Hi everyone! My (now) husband and I decided to get married on a random Monday. Pretty exciting stuff for a boring chick like myself who plans out EVERYTHING. He wore cowboy boots and I wore a thrift store dress. Best spontaneous decision I've ever made. 💚

Dull Report: I took some things to the consignment store. While they checked over what I brought in, I did a little sho...
11/14/2025

Dull Report: I took some things to the consignment store. While they checked over what I brought in, I did a little shopping on my own. I really do have a shopping problem. I love, love, love to shop. I had to go back the next day to buy this dress. If for no other reason than to wear it to a family function and aggravated my Momma and Aunts. I've been told I'm too big and old to dress like a teen ager. They are so silly. After I shorten it 3 inches, it will be perfectly appropriate for me. I strive to be that old lady. The one they shake their heads at and wag their tongues about. I do think that I need one of those fruit hats with some bananas in it. Y'all have a great day and have some fun too. Plus, this dress has pockets. Life is good.

So I did a thing today and wanted to share. Since I'm "embracing" the gray I figured I might as well get a new cut and s...
11/14/2025

So I did a thing today and wanted to share. Since I'm "embracing" the gray I figured I might as well get a new cut and style as well. F, 49, shoe size 9 US. No bananas at the salon.

Anyone else prop the oven door open after you've finished baking to not waste that heat when it's cold 😆😆😆Just me, okie...
11/13/2025

Anyone else prop the oven door open after you've finished baking to not waste that heat when it's cold 😆😆😆
Just me, okiedoke?? 🤷🏼‍♀️🔥
*follow Me for more redneck energy saving tips 😉😘🤪

Photographic evidence of why I actually *must* have my own toothpaste tube. No one else in my household knows this 😂, be...
11/13/2025

Photographic evidence of why I actually *must* have my own toothpaste tube. No one else in my household knows this 😂, because I hide it in the back of my bathroom drawer. I implemented this dastardly plan after countless pleas of better maintenance of said tubes.
I’m fairly certain this has probably saved my marriage (17 yrs) over time because, well, just ‘ick.’ And I know it is a very small thing, but it makes me unreasonably happy to have solved this “problem.”
And so that got me wondering my very dull question of “who else has their own hidden things and what are they”?
Kinda the size of a small banana - or maybe a plantain. Also 💯 do not recommend using pictured product before eating a banana. That would also not be good.
EDIT: I had no idea this would gain so many comments and shares! 😂 I should have added a trigger warning! Thanks for all the fun - I’ll need to check for other signs of him possibly being a yeti (or a raccoon)…

Hi. I'm Erin, I have been saying my own name for nearly 40 years. Somehow, with no speech impediment to speak of, my nam...
11/13/2025

Hi. I'm Erin, I have been saying my own name for nearly 40 years. Somehow, with no speech impediment to speak of, my name is misheard CONSTANTLY. Karen? They inquire. Eric?? They ask in confusion. Its 2024, update your drive-thru speaker. So, to avoid confusion I started saying "Judith" when asked for a name for my order. Judith doesn't sound like anything else. I do it without even realizing it and recently my kids heard me say it and were like...what?? "Judith, your table is ready!" They yell and my confused kiddos hear me say "that's me!"
For reference, "Judith" wasn't a completely random pseudonym. My boyfriend calls me "big b***y Judy" which evolved to "big bootith Judith". That's right, I'm not just dull, I'm also incredibly lame. *pic of my drink the other morning, ate the 'nana at snack

This is me holding my first grand baby. My query is this… how many of us are referred to as Grandma? I ask because a de...
11/13/2025

This is me holding my first grand baby. My query is this… how many of us are referred to as Grandma? I ask because a dear friend of mine joined the club yesterday and she is going by the moniker of Mimsey. I know some Omas and GiGis and GaGas and Mimis but apparently being called Grandma is too dull for most? What are you called by your grands? I now have a second and that gives me a grandson and a granddaughter. Very proud of course. F USA sz 11.5(if I could find them) out of 🍌at the moment. I live being called Grandma. 🤩

I wore a white shirt all day and did not spill food on it. Miraculous 😇
11/13/2025

I wore a white shirt all day and did not spill food on it. Miraculous 😇

Does anyone else pull their yarn from the center????
11/13/2025

Does anyone else pull their yarn from the center????

I'm going to start a dull conversation about these high efficiency washing machines...I'm SICK of these things. They ma...
11/13/2025

I'm going to start a dull conversation about these high efficiency washing machines...
I'm SICK of these things. They make your clothes and machines smell horrible every now and again. I remember when this was NEVER an issue.
And then there's the less water being used...I washed and dried a load of clothes this morning, and found an INTACT paper towel in there. How is this POSSIBLE?
My clothes are supposed to come out cleaner, and cost less to use one of these. Instead, I find it periodically requires treatments to prevent smelly clothes. Exactly how clean are these clothes, when there's not enough water used to dissolve a paper towel?
Give me back those washers that had an agitator, and shook the whole house when the spin cycle started 😆

I'm a 73 year old dull widow , I must eat my dinner by candlelight with a glass of wine on my good china...tonight's men...
11/13/2025

I'm a 73 year old dull widow , I must eat my dinner by candlelight with a glass of wine on my good china...tonight's menu was sausage vegetable pasta soup with roasted garlic, cheesy monkey bread ...i love to cook ...i don't skimp because its just me . My 6 dogs enjoy the leftovers ~ seems lots want the recipe, it's just browned loose Italian sausage, onions, garlic, fire roasted tomatoes, chicken broth, basil, spinach, carrots and pasta , a bay leaf the hard end off a hunk of parmasan cheese ...pretty simple...

Everyone is sharing prom/formal photos. My daughter probably won't get a prom (she's going to get a GED instead of gradu...
11/13/2025

Everyone is sharing prom/formal photos. My daughter probably won't get a prom (she's going to get a GED instead of graduating due to some health issues), but here's her homecoming outfit. They did an Alice in Wonderland theme, so she went with the unbirthday tea party.
I made her purse from a tea tin!! And her headpiece is a real bone china tea cup. I knotted the real pearl necklace and assembled her earrings. The dress is an 80s vintage Zum Zum.

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