FM Observer

03/12/2021

Vacuville, SD - A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoov

11/30/2020

Mask mandate during Musk Ox migration through our area.

Fargo, ND - While North Dakota is still dealing with the Covid crisis, it will soon also have to contend with a Bovid crisis. Thousands of musk ox from t

11/02/2020

This just in:

Fargo, ND - In what doctors are calling "highly unusual", a hospital patient who had passed away during the early Sunday morning hours came back to life aft

10/27/2020

West Fargo tries to one-up Fargo's mask mandate by imposing a new Mask Strategy!

West Fargo, ND - Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo's wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy.

10/08/2020

Not all issues are black and white:

Salt Lake City, Utah - Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice Presidential debate between Senator Kamala Harris and Vi

10/02/2020

Old Big Mac sandwich almost tastes like new!

Fargo, ND - Mr. Cambi Gold of rural Fargo recently discovered something in the back of his refrigerator that had apparently been there for 30 years. To M

08/26/2020

Yet another problem to add to the stack:

Fargo, North Dakota - Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer's rainy pattern has been ideal for the

07/27/2020

Chill Out At Xanax Fest!

West Fargo, ND - A new festival coming to the Red River Valley should appeal to anyone who enjoys a more sedate lifestyle. Xanax Fest was the brain child

07/14/2020

Spiderman says it's cool (and smart) to wear a mask when out in public.

Spider Island, Wisconsin - Spiderman says one reason he wears a mask is to not catch the coronavirus from people who aren't wearing a mask. Just like Spi

06/23/2020

Important information about funerals:

West Fargo, ND - Gone are the days when funerals were melancholy, mournful, and morose. Zeitgeist Funeral Home believes funerals should be a fun celebrat

06/08/2020

The FM Observer returns after pandemically quarantining for digital distancing.

West Fargo, ND - On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape recording all aspects of our en

05/01/2020

Heaven now reporting its first cases of coronavirus.

Heaven, iCloud - The far-reaching global pandemic is now reportedly being reported up in Heaven where a number of souls have tested positive for Covid-19.