08/28/2026
This past weekend, I set out on a quest to finally accomplish my goal of riding every roller coaster in Pennsylvania. For the last three years, I've been stuck at only four coasters remaining, so I got some days off from work drove clear across PA to finally get on the rest of them. My first stop was Dorney Park in Allentown, which I had been to once before in 2023, but since then they've opened another coaster which I had to check out.
Dorney Park has a long history dating back to the park's opening in 1884. What you'll find here is a collection of eight roller coasters, some very rare flat rides, and a massive water park. Dorney was part of the Cedar Fair chain previously, but is now under the Six Flags umbrella (and I'm still not used to that). Let's start with the reason I came here: Iron Menace. The park's newest coaster opened in 2024, and it's a B&M Dive Machine with some pretty good theming for a regional park. The coaster itself and the area surrounding it were rethemed as an abandoned (and possibly haunted) steel mill. Iron Menace's station and queue, as well as adjacent rides Possessed and MT Buckets, were also themed to fit this area. Leading up to my first ride, I had heard a lot of criticism directed toward Iron Menace due to it being a rough and shaky ride, embodying the infamous "B&M rattle" that coaster enthusiasts hate so much. I was nervous for what was in store for me, but I actually ended up really enjoying Iron Menace. Sure, the coaster isn't glass smooth and does have a bit of shakiness, but it was by no means uncomfortable, and I found myself going back for two more rides. I feel pretty confident saying this is an over-hated coaster, as I found it to be a very solid addition to Dorney Park's lineup.
Dorney's other coasters deliver as well, my favorite of which is Steel Force, the park's DH Morgan hyper coaster. Being that my home park is Kennywood, Steel Force has always interested me as it's manufactured by the same company behind Phantom's Revenge, and so it feels like an alternate universe version of Phantom. Whereas Phantom's airtime hills are much smaller and aggressive, Steel Force's airtime gives the sensation of floating out of your seat, and it gives a great sense of speed over its long layout. I could ride this all day easily.
At the front of the park is the inverted coaster Talon, which celebrates its 25th anniversary this year. Talon continues to be my personal favorite inverted coaster; it has a nice long layout, relentless pacing, and several near-miss elements. Plus it helps that it's butter smooth. Another B&M coaster at Dorney is Hydra, which is a floorless coaster with a unique "jojo roll" element, which is a slow heartline roll right out of the station. Hydra is pretty unique as far as floorless coasters go, as it does not have a typical vertical loop, instead opting for an inclined dive loop and a few corkscrews. I haven't ridden this one a ton, but my rides on it have all been enjoyable.
Next to Iron Menace is Possessed, an intense Intamin impulse coaster. This one is special to me, as it was moved to Dorney from its former home at Geauga Lake in Ohio. It opened there as Superman: Ultimate Escape in 2000, but was dismantled and moved to Dorney around the same time Geauga Lake closed for good. It was a bit rougher than I remember, but I'm very glad they've kept this coaster around. These impulse coasters are getting harder to find, especially after Cedar Point closed Wicked Twister. The only wooden coaster in Dorney Park is Thunderhawk, a 102-year-old classic, and man... I think I broke a rib on this thing. Listen, I get that it has historical significance, but this is just not a very good coaster. It doesn't have a very interesting layout and it's SO rough. Coasters like Kennywood's Jack Rabbit and the other Jack Rabbit at Seabreeze have proven that century-old coasters can still be enjoyable, but Thunderhawk feels like it's only around because of how old it is. Ride this once, and never again, because she needs some WORK.
Dorney Park has a kiddie coaster and a Wild Mouse to round out the coaster lineup, but they're both typical off-the-shelf layouts. Dorney's flat ride lineup, however, is very solid. There are a few rare rides here, such as Demon Drop, the last remaining first generation Intamin drop tower in the USA. It previously operated at Cedar Point, and I'm so glad Dorney have kept this around. If you ever have the opportunity, please ride this. It's absolutely unhinged, and I guarantee you've never ridden anything like it. There's also an Enterprise, which I miss dearly ever since Kennywood removed theirs, an S&S drop tower, and two very nice train rides. Speaking of which, if you're ever at Dorney, you gotta ride Zephyr. It goes way out into the woods, along the creek, and right under Iron Menace. It's a great way to see the park and relax for a while.
I had a great time on my return trip to Dorney, and it's definitely moved up a few places in my park ranking. The park doesn't have a huge number or roller coasters, but most of them are high quality, and the park scores points for its flat ride lineup and nice setting alongside a creek in a wooded area. It's definitely worth a visit, and if you're going to Hersheypark or Knoebels, maybe add an hour of driving on to your trip and check this place out. It was definitely worth it to get my next coaster toward PA completion. Onward to the next coaster!