Pop smoke

07/21/2025

From the DMs

07/20/2025

Dear Collinsville,

We are begging you… please… don’t crime right now. It’s 147 degrees in these uniforms (okay, maybe not exactly, but it FEELS like it), and we are one suspicious glance away from turning into puddles on the pavement.

We’re out here sticking to our seats, sweating through our vests, and praying the AC in the patrol car doesn’t give up on life. The last thing we need is to chase someone over a bag of stolen hot Cheetos.

So if you’ve been thinking about a life of crime, maybe just… don’t. Read a book. Take a nap. Reconsider your decisions in front of a fan.

Be cool, Collinsville. Literally.

Sincerely, your melting friends at the PD 🥵

07/17/2025

For legal purposes, this is a joke 😌

07/13/2025

Gut truck or roach coach? 🤔

07/12/2025

Get the facts here

A ship in the Red Sea was set ablaze after a major armed and drone boat attack, with suspicion falling on Yemen’s Houthi rebels amid escalating regional tensions.

07/12/2025

Do you agree? Credit: RÈBÈLs RÄIDÈRs

07/11/2025

Meanwhile in the gwot: every dude got cheated on.

07/11/2025

Here comes a new safety brief
(From the inbox)

07/08/2025

Stud 🫡

07/05/2025

What’s your fav thing about the USA? I’ll go first (check comments) 👇🏼

07/04/2025

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

06/28/2025