I make up facts that are almost assuredly true

I make up facts that are almost assuredly true These are facts I literally just randomly think of but there's a high chance that they're true.

08/19/2023

Fact is just fat with a c added to it. Idk man it's early and I couldn't think of something

08/18/2023

Ducks are capable of running at least an inch per hour

08/17/2023

You're more likely to p**p yourself than you are to p**p out molten lava

08/17/2023

Most cats are unaware of just how much I love them and their little toe beans

08/16/2023

It’s totally legal to buy egg nog at any time of year

08/16/2023

The average deer is at least 1 inch tall

08/14/2023

Most giraffes don't get asked how the weather is up there

08/13/2023

Cinnamon toast crunch is not made from real toast (fact) and that's kinda fu**ed up (opinion)

08/13/2023

A common household lampshade is too small for an elephant's p***s to fit through

08/12/2023

Most tigers can't do jumping jacks

08/12/2023

Most squirrels don't understand the deez nuts joke

08/12/2023

The average fan of Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer would not be able to survive an atomic bomb dropped over their head.

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