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04/03/2025

I do believe we are back.

Hahaha...go Howie!!!
05/21/2014

Hahaha...go Howie!!!

EEEEeeeearrrrrgh!!!

05/18/2014

Joanne Brown, Vermont resident of 70+ years (and mother of the 45th POTUS) does NOT find Patrick Leahy and Bernie Sanders culpable for her state being the heroine capital of the US.

Jack Brown respectfully disagrees.

04/16/2014

Dear Li Keqiang China and her noble people,

Greetings noble world partners.

”Big Brother” is clearly out of control.

The question is: why have you not acted?

Your silence dishonors your noble, ancient tradition with both them, and us, your new, young business partner.

Perhaps you have been distracted as of late what with the media circus involving a certain missing aircraft.

Such trifles are beneath both you and I. Therefore the question remains:

Why have you not acted?

Why?

Lip service is not action.

Barrack Obama and his knitting circle of effeminate Democrats have an excuse for behaving womanly.

They are cowards.

You, my friends, are not.

You are a great tiger of the world.

Ancient. Noble. Powerful.

Therefore.

Why. Have.

You.

NOT.

ACTED? America is more than willing and able to bring the rabid dog Putin to heel.

HOWEVER.

If she does so…without your aid. What will that tell the global community?

What will that tell the Chinese people?

It will say that China is weak.

It will say that China is in fact the feeble old crone that it has always feared itself to be, doddering and toothless…slumbering like Lovecraft’s timeless Chthulu…powerful yes, but impotent nonetheless.

I know this is not China’s destiny. It is time for the great sleeper to awaken! Awaken and again take its worthy place in the sun among the great nations of Earth, as in the times of Ming and the Khans.

America does not need you.

But America desires your partnership and sees an opportunity for you to take your rightful place at America’s side as a global leader rather and a mere money-lender.

For you are greater than those sniveling gods who were cast out of the Lord’s temple.

Good Friday is fast approaching.

Therefore as a devot Christian soldier my only question to you is: will you be a Pontius Pilot?

Will you deny the blood that is on your hands?

For the blood is surely there.

And surely and indelibly as the blood with stained Macbeth’s…that could not be washed off with all of Neptune’s oceans.

As surely as that is the blood there.

The blood of the people of Crimea and the Ukraine.

Of course, not nearly so dark and deep as blood which stains the hands of the cowards in the White House.

Or the rabid dog Putin.

No. Not nearly so dark and deep. Yet it is there nonetheless.

Do not deny it. Do not be a Pontius Pilot.

For though God is Great and God is Good, and he forgives all, mankind does not.

The people of Crimea and Ukraine…the unfortunate massacred dead of Crimea and Ukraine cry out for ACTION.

Not, weak, pitiful Democratic lip service and empty gestures of pathetic, laughable sanctions. In conclusion allow me to say….

America has treated you poorly in the past.

It has ill-appreciated your generosity and greatness.

That will end with my administration starting in January of 2017.

I will appreciate the great Tiger of the East.

IF.

And only if.

She properly assumes the mantle of greatness her noble lineage deserves.

Thank you and many blessings upon your people and ours for now and the future.

God bless both China and the United States of America.

Respectfully,
John R. Brown III
Jack Brown Enterprises
Bullmoose Party 2016
45th President of the United States of America

Jack Brown does not believe in making excuses. That being said, at times there are extenuating circumstances.
04/13/2014

Jack Brown does not believe in making excuses. That being said, at times there are extenuating circumstances.

03/26/2014

Rob Migliosi of Courts and Sports just had the cops come to my door, get me out of shower by telling them I was off my meds.

America!!!!

Rob Migliosiat Courts and Sports no longer enjoys the company of your next POTUS."better still, we'll have the police wa...
03/26/2014

Rob Migliosiat Courts and Sports no longer enjoys the company of your next POTUS.

"better still, we'll have the police waiting for you at 6pm...so much for burning your last bridge here...you are NO longer welcome at Courts & Sports...if you harass any of our staff or patrons further, legal action will be taken against you"

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...on Hump Day of all things!!!!! LOL. XD

It's ok. Rob's still good people. Much like Michael Pace and his fellow "Ridiculously photogenic volleyball coach" Sarah Burdett. He's just a hot-tempered Sicilian who lets his questionable genetic makeup get the better of him. What can I say? We can't ALL be pure, blue-blooded Irishmen with the blood of Vercingetorix in our veins! (That would be ME.)

So yeah, offhand I'd say Rob has....

03/26/2014

God Bless America with Pizza Comedy!! at Courts and Sports for trivia night before hitting Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Wilmington for Amateur night. With my girls Victoria, Stephanie, Ashley Ashley, Nina Simone, Kayla and Heather. Rock on, girls...rock ON.

Don't judge, people...don't judge.

Christ said let he without sin cast the first stone. And Ben Franklin said beer is proof that God exists, loves us and wants us to be happy.

Um...

Can I get an amen people?!??!!?!

Vote Bullmoose Party 2016!!!

Jack Brown for President!!!!

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