Salama Daud

Salama Daud Am Γ  friendly person

08/20/2024

This year,prosperity will not pass by you.
The tomorrow you prayed for, you will it with your eyes.
The people who look down on you, will look up to you.
You will build your mansion this year

08/18/2024

Me:Hello sir i have a question ❀
πŸ‘¨:Ask
Me:How do you put elephant in the fridge?
πŸ‘¨:You can't it is too big
Me:Wrong, all you have to do is to open the fridge and put the elephant.
πŸ‘¨:Mhhhh okay then πŸ”₯
Me:The second question , how do you put a donkey in a fridge?
πŸ‘¨:Open the fridge and put the donkey in the fridge.
πŸ‘Ά:Wrong again you have to take out the elephant and put the donkey
πŸ‘¨:Yohh okay
Me:The third question, if a lion had a birthday party and all animals went there , which animal will be missing?
πŸ‘¨:All of them because the lion will eat all of them.
Me:Wrong , the donkey will be missing because it is in the fridge.
πŸ‘¨:Are you kidding me?
Me:The last question, if you are at the river ,🐊 where crocodile lives, how will you cross?
πŸ‘¨:Easy i would build a boat and float across the river because if you swim you'll get kΔ«lled by the crocodiles.
πŸ‘Ά:All you have to do is to swim 🏊 across the river , because all animals went to Lion's birthday party.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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08/16/2024

One day death came to a Guy and said, Hey, today is your last day.πŸ˜’

Guy, But I'm not ready!😭

Death said, Well today your name is the first on my list.πŸ˜‰

Guy, Okay then why don't you take a seat and we will drink a COFFEEβ˜• before we go😊?

Death☠️, All right.

The Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in itπŸ˜…. Death finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!! The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!!😌

When Death woke up he said to the Guy, Because you have been so nice to me now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.πŸ˜‡
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08/16/2024

With Michael LΓ¨gèñd – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers!

HOW SHE CHANGED HER DRUNK HUSBANDπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Read to the end. (*copied)When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits...
08/16/2024

HOW SHE CHANGED HER DRUNK HUSBAND
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Read to the end. (*copied)
When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbor was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution.
One Saturday she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses and when he wakes up, help me to teach him a lesson. She then went back home. Fear Women! πŸ˜€
When he woke up, he started screaming when he found himself sleeping in the middle of dead bodies. He started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead. The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to corpses being brought to the morgue and start practicing witchcraft. They told him to lie down and that he was dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead. πŸ˜‚
He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses are beaten and hacked until they become cooperative. He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established. πŸ˜‚
He stayed there frightened in the middle of corpses the whole of that day and Sunday night. On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit. 🀣
He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday.πŸ˜€
Several months later he's yet to reveal what happened to him and where he was the 2 nights

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