Salama Daud

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08/20/2024

This year,prosperity will not pass by you.
The tomorrow you prayed for, you will it with your eyes.
The people who look down on you, will look up to you.
You will build your mansion this year

08/18/2024

Me:Hello sir i have a question ❤
👨:Ask
Me:How do you put elephant in the fridge?
👨:You can't it is too big
Me:Wrong, all you have to do is to open the fridge and put the elephant.
👨:Mhhhh okay then 🔥
Me:The second question , how do you put a donkey in a fridge?
👨:Open the fridge and put the donkey in the fridge.
👶:Wrong again you have to take out the elephant and put the donkey
👨:Yohh okay
Me:The third question, if a lion had a birthday party and all animals went there , which animal will be missing?
👨:All of them because the lion will eat all of them.
Me:Wrong , the donkey will be missing because it is in the fridge.
👨:Are you kidding me?
Me:The last question, if you are at the river ,🐊 where crocodile lives, how will you cross?
👨:Easy i would build a boat and float across the river because if you swim you'll get kīlled by the crocodiles.
👶:All you have to do is to swim 🏊 across the river , because all animals went to Lion's birthday party.😂😂
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08/16/2024

One day death came to a Guy and said, Hey, today is your last day.😒

Guy, But I'm not ready!😭

Death said, Well today your name is the first on my list.😉

Guy, Okay then why don't you take a seat and we will drink a COFFEE☕ before we go😊?

Death☠️, All right.

The Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it😅. Death finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!! The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!!😌

When Death woke up he said to the Guy, Because you have been so nice to me now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.😇
😂😂😂😂😂💔

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08/16/2024

With Michael Lègèñd – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers!

HOW SHE CHANGED HER DRUNK HUSBAND😂😂😂 Read to the end. (*copied)When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits...
08/16/2024

HOW SHE CHANGED HER DRUNK HUSBAND
😂😂😂 Read to the end. (*copied)
When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbor was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution.
One Saturday she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses and when he wakes up, help me to teach him a lesson. She then went back home. Fear Women! 😀
When he woke up, he started screaming when he found himself sleeping in the middle of dead bodies. He started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead. The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to corpses being brought to the morgue and start practicing witchcraft. They told him to lie down and that he was dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead. 😂
He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses are beaten and hacked until they become cooperative. He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established. 😂
He stayed there frightened in the middle of corpses the whole of that day and Sunday night. On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit. 🤣
He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday.😀
Several months later he's yet to reveal what happened to him and where he was the 2 nights

07/24/2024

How i got divørced *sad story*😣😄

Last week was my birthday.... My wife didn't wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids....

I went to work.. Even my colleagues didn't wish me..

As I entered my cabin my secretary said,

"Happy Birthday Boss"..

I felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch....

After lunch, she invited me to her apartment....

i felt she wanted $ex,without hes!tating i agreed

WE went there....

She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?"

"OKAY", I said....

She came out 5minutes later with a

cake And My Wife 👩, My Parents, My Kids, My

Friends &

My Colleagues....

All Scrèàming, SURPRIS£.... 😱😊

And






I was waiting on the sofa nàkèed😂😂😂😅😅😅😆

Cutie, I've Just Made You Smilè Because you desérve to be Happy Always, it really Fit your Beâuty Face, But you Wálking Away From me is Quíte Unfâir🥺😔, Please I'm really Begging you, Let's Just be Amazing Friends together🥰🥰🙏😢😔

Please can you just fóllow my page on facebook, Please I'm Bégging you, Just to folløw my page 🥺🙏😭

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07/21/2024

Wife: honey can you please help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?..... Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself....!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: John our neighbor.
Husband: you paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave two options, bread or s*x....
Husband: I hope u gave him bread
Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!!

Husband făints😂😂😂😂😁😀

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