30/07/2026
🚨𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎!🚨 Ông Bại officially says goodbye to Chuyên Lê Quý Đôn to join National University of Singapore for a fee of 36 ROBUX, reportedly the most rizz-maxxed deal in transfer history 🗣️🔥
NUS went full Ohio-tier spending to secure a rookie so iconic the whole school used to yell "skibidi" every time he walked in, with insiders swearing he's got a rare RAUMANIAN accent that nobody can quite explain or replicate.
Chuyên Lê Quý Đôn tried to hold onto him with a few "sigma grindset" pep talks in the group chat, but NUS clapped back with a Fanum tax so aggressive it basically stole the deal. Sources say his release clause was originally set at 67, but got negotiated down after scouts realized nobody, including Bại Dớ himself, actually knows what 67 means. Ounahi's agent is still MIA, straight up only-in-Ohio behavior.
🚨𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝟏-𝟏𝟎!🚨 Is 36 Robux the deal of the century or the biggest scam ever recorded, no cap?
Wishing Ông Bại a safe journey, may he stay sigma, keep his rizz intact at NUS, and never lose his mewing form 🫡💀
