The Pandler's Guide

08/08/2026

⚠️ 𝘿𝙀𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙁𝙄𝙀𝘿 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀 ⚠️

“ℛℯ𝓋ℴ𝓁𝓊𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃 𝒯𝒽𝓇ℴ𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒞𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃“
by Kait S.
•••featured in our most recent issue •••

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙋𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩: ⓊⓃⓀⓃⓄⓌⓃ 🌎 📍❓

Everybody starts somewhere, but looking only to the different paths taken by fellow travelers for reference won’t necessarily give you better coordinates to start from yourself. Sometimes confusion and vulnerability are a part of the process. YOUR process. Your progression. Your unique journey. Start where your feet are, and let your suppressed self 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞. You might just be surprised by the amount of power woven into your own creations. ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪, 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕍𝕀𝕋𝔸𝕃.

••••> ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ 🗣️ 🧿 🛠️ 💡

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◐ ADDITIONAL PORTALS

📍Royale Cinema Lounge, Joplin, MO
📍Spiva Center for the Arts, Joplin, MO
📍What Goes Around Comes Around, Afton OK

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25/07/2026

“𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖?” ——

Today we aim our magnifying glasses towards this powerful excerpt from ‘YOUR TEETH’ by Des Hernandez, featured in our latest issue, 𝙻𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙴.

☞ “ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ’ꜱ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ɪꜱ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛꜰᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛ, ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇʀ ᴏʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ ᴏɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ’ꜱ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴀꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰɪxᴇᴅ, ᴀʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ, ᴏʀ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ, ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ — ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ.”

‧₊˚ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡𝕤 𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕙 ‧₊˚

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📍Royale Cinema Lounge, Joplin, MO
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📍What Goes Around Comes Around, Afton, OK

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22/07/2026

⚠️ 𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙰𝚁𝙲𝙷𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙳 ⚠️

Today we’re shining the spotlight on a piece from our most recent issue, 𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 𝕊𝔸𝕍𝔼, where Gav(out) Clary takes us on an unforgettable Journey Of A Monster through multiple perspectives, historical metaphors, and creative storytelling. It reminds us that 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬. Travelers, grab your Oxygen Destroyers (or maybe….. don’t) and suit up❕☣️

ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ᴀᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ.

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◐ ADDITIONAL PORTALS
📍Royale Cinema Lounge, Joplin, MO
📍Spiva Center for the Arts, Joplin, MO
📍What Goes Around Comes Around, Afton, OK

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17/07/2026

𝒟ℯ𝒶𝓇 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓁ℯ𝓇𝓈,
CARE TO TAKE A SWING? 🪅

Tucked carefully into the spine of our most recent issue is Marie Armstrong’s ⒾⒸⒺ ⒷⒶⓈⒽ, a piece showcasing a love and dedication towards both community and resistance 🫂❤️‍🔥🖌️ They show us what it can look like to really show up for each other both through art and creativity.

𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬.

𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒚, ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ! 🧸🎁

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◐ ADDITIONAL PORTALS
📍Royale Cinema Lounge, Joplin, MO
📍Spiva Center for the Arts, Joplin, MO
📍What Goes Around Comes Around, Afton, OK

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17/06/2026

GOOD EVENING, [𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍]

> 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙎: 𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗
𝘼𝘾𝘾𝙀𝙎𝙎 𝙇𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙇: ████████░░ 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗟

█▓▒▒░░𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡░░▒▒▓█

THERE IS SOMETHING IN YOU THAT RECOGNIZES GREATNESS.
NOT ONLY BECAUSE YOU ADMIRE IT.
BECAUSE YOU 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗜𝗧.

THE DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR INVESTIGATION HAS IDENTIFIED A SIGNAL >>>>
➫ IT IS BURIED BENEATH YOUR PROJECTIONS
➫ IT HAS BEEN WAITING
➫ IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE

𝑰𝑺𝑺𝑼𝑬: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐕𝟏-𝐈𝟏
𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑳𝑬: 𝑴𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑺.
𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑶𝑹: 𝑫𝑬𝑪𝑨

PRODUCER. EMCEE. VISUAL ARTIST.
CURATOR OF THE COLLECTIVE DREAM.

*THE ARCHIVE IS ASKING YOU:*
➫ WHAT SEED HAVE YOU BEEN LEAVING UNWATERED?
➫ WHOSE GREATNESS ARE YOU USING AS A MIRROR?
➫ WHAT IS ALREADY THERE, WAITING TO BE ASSEMBLED?

THE GOLDEN SHADOW DOES NOT HIDE IN THE DARK.
IT HIDES IN YOUR ADMIRATION.

▌│𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗘 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗜𝗡 𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗨𝗘 [TPG V1-I1]│▌

GO DEEP, UNCOVER YOUR SHADOW.
ᴛᴘɢ ꜱᴛᴀꜰꜰ

◐ ADDITIONAL PORTALS

📍Royale Cinema Lounge, Joplin, MO

📍Spiva Center for the Arts, Joplin, MO

📍What Goes Around Comes Around, Afton OK

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07/06/2026

06/06/2026

05/06/2026

GOOD AFTERNOON, [𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂]
> 𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙀𝘿: OUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT
>𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿
█▓▒▒░░𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗░░▒▒▓█

THE ARCHIVE DEPARTMENT IS REQUESTING WE ASK OUR VIEWERS FOR >>>>ⒾⓃⓅⓊⓉ

➫WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO INVESTIGATE IN THE NEXT ISSUE?
➫WHO COULD BE AN INTERESTING HIGHLIGHT?
➫WHERE COULD WE EXPLORE FURTHER?
➫WHEN DO YOU FEEL MOST AWARE OF PLAYING A PART IN THE SYSTEM?
➫WHY DO WE HOLD ONTO THINGS THAT NO LONGER SERVE US?
➫WHO DO YOU KNOW HERE?

PLEASE COMMENT YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS BELOW.
RESPONSES WILL BE REVIEWED AND CHEWED BY MANAGEMENT.
THE DEPARTMENT OF ANTICIPATION IS ON ▌║█║▌│S⊥∀Nᗡᗺ⅄ ▌│║▌║

YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɴᴅᴀᴛᴏʀʏ

AWAITING RESPONSES,
̠T̠̠P̠̠G̠ ̠S̠̠T̠A̠̠F̠̠F̠

04/06/2026

Printmakers! We've got a CALL FOR ART🎨⋆˙⟡

Spiva Center for the Arts invites artists to submit work for a juried national exhibition - Press Play: Collage in Print - which will explore the rich and evolving intersection of collage and printmaking. This exhibition highlights the tactile, layered, and process-driven nature of print-based practices, encouraging artists to push the boundaries of traditional techniques while honoring their material roots.

Artists are encouraged to consider how printmaking processes—inking, pressing, transferring, and constructing—can intersect with collage methodologies to produce innovative and compelling work🌟

Submission Deadline: June 22, 2026 | 11:59pm
Apply directly on CaFE here: https://bit.ly/spivapressplaycall