20/12/2025
Never start painting your house on a Friday.
It sounds productive.
It feels responsible.
It is a lie.
Friday painting never stays on Friday. It spills confidently into Saturday and Saturday doesn’t just bring paint, it brings projects. Suddenly you’re installing air conditioners, because obviously now is when you realise summer is coming.
Then the dust arrives.
Everywhere.
On surfaces you didn’t even know existed.
At this point, you’re no longer painting, you’re deep-cleaning the entire house like a contestant on a reality show, questioning your life choices.
And then, at exactly 17:00, it happens.
You stop.
You freeze.
You remember.
You have not edited a single one of your clients’ photos.
So if you’re wondering what I’m doing on Sunday…
I’ll be editing.
With freshly painted walls.
Clean air.
A spotless house.
And absolutely no free time.
Moral of the story:
Never start painting on a Friday.
It’s a trap.