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24/12/2025

Ah Stoffel!

At a South African sanctuary lives Stoffel, the honey badger who wakes up every morning and chooses V!o|ence.

Not survival. Not peace. V!o|ence.

His enclosure sits next to a lion habitat, which is already a bad idea for anyone with self-preservation.

But Stoffel isn't "anyone." Stoffel saw lions twice his size and thought, "I can take them."

So he started engineering his escape plan.
Not just instinct. Not luck. Engineering.

He stacked rocks like a tiny construction worker with anger issues. He dragged sticks into position like he was building a siege ladder. And when he needed extra height? He climbed on top of his long-suffering mate's head like she was a living stepstool.

Caretakers fixed the enclosure. So Stoffel... escaped again. Same method. Same attitude. Different levels of disrespect.

Every time the staff raised the walls, Stoffel raised the stakes.

Stoffel doesn't even acknowledge the concept of consequences. In his mind, lions aren't predators. They're neighbors he hasn't beaten in a fight yet.

Some animals escape to be free. Stoffel escapes to start beef. 😭

Fun fact:

Not only is this story true, but it is one of the most famous and well-documented cases in wildlife history. The honey badger in question, Stoffel, is a resident of the Moholoholo Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre in South Africa.

Source:

The BBC Documentary titled "Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem."

24/12/2025

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24/12/2025

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24/12/2025

There's nothing like an emergency spliff!

24/12/2025

Federally funded survey data compiled by the University of Michigan reports that teen ma*****na use has declined significantly since states began regulating adult-use cannabis markets and is now at or near historic lows.

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Now at or near historic lows

24/12/2025

People have been consuming w**d for a very long time.

Ancient Greek historian Herodotus wrote about flowers with psychotropic effects in 440 BC, and medical records from the Middle Ages in Europe show cannabis was widely administered to treat everything from gout, urinary infections and birthing pains to weight loss, as well as being used as an anesthetic.

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Team of forensic scientists in Milan, Italy, discovered traces of cannabis in the remains of two skeletons from the 17th century.