Ku Hemba Bhee TP

20/09/2020

3 piece floral romper set is still available for R250

Inbox or send a WhatsApp text on 0815753178 to order yours.
Delivery available via Pep to Pep R59 or R99. Also Door to Door for R100 (3days)

20/09/2020

Statement hoodie and jeans R300.

20/09/2020

This item is currently out of stock.
Thank you so much for your support.

20/09/2020

Toddler colorblock outfit R300.

20/09/2020

Toddler floral embroidery outfit R300.

20/09/2020

02/06/2017

ti fans ta Ku hemba bhee, ti vani ku page se yi tava yiri active from today....

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10/01/2017

Yengani xitshame na Papa xona vakha va vona Wrestling hi loko Yengani xi sungula ku vutisela Papa xona

Yengani: ka Papa machava ka John Cena?
Papa: anixi chavi ninga xiba xi titivala
Yengani: ka Seith Rollins ke?
Papa: naxona anixi chavi ninga xiba xifa nyaaa
Yengani: huh nale ka Brock Lesnar amichavi?
Papa: xexo ninga xiba xiti rivala na vito ku hixona mani
Yengani: (xihlamarini) haaa ka Brock Lesnar mahemba dyinga miba mitinyela

Papa yi fainter

28/06/2016

mageza at the mall with his mother

mageza: mom am i ugly?
Mother: you idiot, i've told you not to call me mom in front of people

23/06/2016

Mageza ayiri thicara ra ma grde 1 se siku rin'wan ku nghena buti wun'wan waku feyila ngopfu buti leyi ayiri na 27 years mageza yitlha yi chuna loko yi dyondzisa buti loyi

mageza:ka buti nibyeleni lah 2 + 2 imani?

Buti liya yi hlamula hi voice yaku bonga

buti: 2+2 = 6

mageza:dats right wena n'wana wa 6 years naweh ni hlamuli what is 2 + 2?

N'wana: 2+2=4 mageza:dats gud

buti:se u vula ku 6 yameh yi wrong he mageza?

Mageza yi sungula ku chuha
mageza:hawa ani vuli swona ti right tiri 2 mara mi ti toloveta ku vula nhlamulo leyi yinga vula hi n'wana loyi hiku hiyoho yinga fexenini
buti: ok aniku mayb uri ni wrong

22/06/2016

Mageza na caroline byi tshikanile ende byina n'wana wun'we se byi holovisa hiku n'wana luya a fane a tshama na mani ka mageza na caroline byiza byi yisana court

caroline:he judge n'wana loyi a fane a tshama nameh hiku ni hlupheke ngopfu a tshame khwirin rameh 9 months hinkwayo nitlha ni twa nati pains loko nin'wu bebula

judge:jah mhani caroline mi bhe point ya strong kwalan se mageza uri yin hi mhaka leyi? Mageza:ah he judge loko sweswi no teka card niya ri chela bank ku huma mali mali liya kutava ya bank kumbe kutava yameh?

Judge a hela matimba mageza xi wina case

21/06/2016

N'wana wa mageza u vuya hile xikolweni ari na homework

n'wana:eix he papa vahi nyike homework ni kombela ku pfuniwa

mageza:ah u pfuniwa hiyin n'wananga

n'wana:kambe loko ni tsala mother niy tsala yiri na 1T or 2 T's
mageza:ah my son wo tsala tiri tinharhu utava sure

20/06/2016

mageza yi nghena offisini ya doctor yi khome xibodlhelana mageza: doctor nikombe mi nwa nyana lah min byela if kuna chukela or not

doctor yi khoma xibodlhelana yi nwa

doctor: no aku twali chukele iyin sweswi?

Mageza:i mitsakamiso ya mina nurse u te nitam nyika mi testa if kuna chukela

19/06/2016

Vaseketeri va ku hemba himi tshembisa ku page leri se ri vuyile ku mi tisela tijokes ta siku na siku ku sukela ka siku ra namuntlha

Mageza yile classini

teacher: mageza have
you done my
homework?
Mageza: have you done marking my test ?
Teacher: i have other
learners tests to mark
mageza: oh ! I also have other teachers
homeworks to write

25/04/2016

Avuxeni hikwenu:
18 SNVL:
Siku rin'wani Fox rikha ri hlayela Newspaper a mbedweni ritshame na nsati warona Lulu xi hluvulini xisala hi cheleni ivi Fox ri faka ritihu hala mahlweni(Bubere) ka Lulu riheta riyisa mahlweni naku hlaya Newspaper, afta 1min ritlhe ri faka ritihu kambe ivi riyisa mahlweni naku hlaya Newspaper, ritlhe rindla leswo faka ritihu kotala Lulu xize xiyi navela mara xa hlamala Fox ariyi faki riti hlayela Newspaper ende seni axaha swikoti kuti khoma xize xi vutisa
Lulu: ka baby kasi ungoni romance ukha uhlaya Newspaper uni pfukerisa utlhe ungayi faki nikha niku feel so, swoyini?
Fox: anoku romance ende anilavi kuyi faka, niva nikha ni tsakamisa ritihu kuri nita kota ku pfula page leyi landzelaka ya Newspaper
Lulu xi fainter

20/04/2016

Riperile vaseketeri va Kuhemba Bhee..

Nihleketa siku rinwana a classin yavo Hongs thicara akari a dyondisa..

Thicara: He Hongs 5 plus 2
Hongs: 7
Thicara: Good Boy Tana Utahi Tsalela Yona Ka Chalkboard..

Hongs riya rifika ri tsala letter L

Thicara: Hiyona 7 yakona leyo?
Hongs: yaaa hiyona yilo karhala kuyima yize yi tshama hansi

Thicara a.........?

19/04/2016

Nihleketa Fox xahari na 8yrs vaxi rhume Spaza hi Papa xona, loko xiri layinini yo xava xi kandziya mfana wun'wani hi mistake aku hee wena Makendze yaku ende axinga switivi kuri Makendze iyini loko xifika akaya xi vutisa Papa xona
Fox: papa kasi Makendze iyini?
Papa: I mavoko my boy
Fox: kasi I Mavoko?
Papa: ya
Fox: ok, papa ani rivele ni pasini classwork yati Hlayo namutlha axikolweni ani mite siku leri ningata pasa mitani xavela Bolo, mini vuyela nayona mundzuku loko mivuya ntirweni
Papa: loko upasile hipela ntaku vuyela nayona
Ivi hixa mundzuku Fox xivona Papa xona yinghena hi Gede yinga khomangi nchumu xiyi vutisa
Fox: papa yikwi Bolo leyi ningete mini xavela?
Papa: eish nirivele
Fox: mxm ni mivone maha nghena hi Gede micikinhyise Makendze nivheta ni swivona kuri ami xavangi
Papa yi fainter

27/01/2016

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