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03/09/2025

After spending 178 days aboard the ISS, astronaut Ron Garan came back with a powerful realization: we’re living a lie. From space, Earth looks united—one glowing blue sphere with no borders, no divisions, just one fragile home floating in the darkness. Yet down here, we live as if we are separate, divided by politics, nations, and conflicts. From orbit, he saw the fragile atmosphere, a thin blue veil protecting life, lightning storms flashing like strobe lights, and auroras dancing across the poles. That perspective changed everything for him.

Garan argues humanity has its priorities upside down—we put the economy first, when it should be planet → society → economy. His message is clear: Earth is our shared spaceship, and every one of us is crew, not passengers. Humanity’s survival depends on recognizing that what divides us on the ground is invisible from space.

03/09/2025

🏠💡 Successful Room Tips 🤔

As I lay in bed, I pondered the secrets to success in life 🤔. But, the answers were right there in my room 🏠💫:

🏗️ The Roof whispered, "Aim High ⬆️" - set ambitious goals and strive for excellence!

💨 The Fan spun softly, "Be Cool 😎" - stay calm and composed under pressure.

🌆 The Window gazed out, "Expand your Vision 🔍" - broaden your horizons and explore new possibilities.

🕰️ The Clock ticked away, "Every minute is Precious ⏰" - make the most of your time.

👀 The Mirror reflected, "Reflect before you Act 🤔" - think before you act, and consider the consequences.

📆 The Calendar flipped, "Be up to Date 📆" - stay organized and on top of your schedule.

🚪 The Door creaked, "Push hard for your Goals 💪" - work diligently towards your objectives.

🏔️ The Floor grounded, "Always be down to earth 🌎" - stay humble and grounded.

🚽 The Toilet whispered, "Flush the Bad Habits 🚽" - let go of habits that hold you back.

🤝 The Wall supported, "Share other's load 🤝" - be willing to help and support others.

💰 The Wallet advised, "Save now for future 💸" - be prudent with your finances.

💻 The laptop just gestured, "Garbage In Garbage Out" 🖨️ - it's as simple as that.

😴 And finally, the Bed whispered, "Cover yourself with a blanket and go off to sleep 😴" - rest and recharge for the challenges ahead! 😊

_*If Architects Had To Work Like Web Developers...*_ 🤣Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a house 🏘️ with betw...
18/08/2025

_*If Architects Had To Work Like Web Developers...*_ 🤣

Dear Mr. Architect,

Please design and build me a house 🏘️ with between 2 & 45 bedrooms. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion 🤔. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted 📝.

When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want 🤝. Also, bring me the cost breakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one 📊. Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the one I am currently living in 💸.

Make sure, however, that you correct all the deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen vibrates when I walk across it 🤯, and the walls don't have nearly enough insulation in them ❄️). As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance costs as low as possible 💰. This should mean the incorporation of extra-cost features like aluminium, vinyl, or composite siding 🏗️. (If you choose not to specify aluminium, be prepared to explain your decision in detail 📄).

Please take care that modern design practices and the latest materials are used in construction of the house, as I want it to be a showplace for the most up-to-date ideas and methods 🔥. Be alerted, however, that kitchen should be designed to accommodate, among other things, my 1952 Gibson refrigerator 🍽️.

To insure that you are building the correct house for our entire family, make that you contact each of our children, and also our in-laws 👪. My mother-in-law will have very strong feelings about how the house should be designed, since she visits us at least once a year 😬. Make sure that you weigh all of these options carefully and come to the right decision 🤔. I, however, retain the right to overrule any choices that you make 👊.

Please don't bother me with small details right now 🙅‍♂️. Your job is to develop the overall plans for the house: get the big picture 📸. At this time, for example, it is not appropriate to be choosing the color of the carpet 🛋️. However, keep in mind that my wife likes blue 🔵.

Also, do not worry at this time about acquiring the resources to build the house itself 🏗️. Your first priority is to develop detailed plans and specifications 📝. Once I approve these plans, however, I would expect the house to be under roof within 48 hours ⏰.

While you are designing this house 🏘️ specifically for me, keep in mind that sooner or later I will have to sell it to someone else 💸. It therefore should have appeal to a wide variety of potential buyers 🤝. Please make sure before you finalize the plans that there is a consensus of the population in my area that they like the features this house has 👍.

I advise you to run up and look at my neighbor's house he constructed last year 🏠. We like it a great deal 👍. It has many features that we would also like in our new home, particularly the 25-metre swimming pool 🏊‍♂️. With careful engineering, I believe that you can design this into our new house without impacting the final cost 💸.

Please prepare a complete set of blueprints 📜. It is not necessary at this time to do the real design, since they will be used only for construction bids 📊. Be advised, however, that you will be held accountable for any increase of construction costs as a result of later design changes 💸.

You must be thrilled to be working on an interesting project as this! 😃 To be able to use the latest techniques and materials and to be given such freedom in your designs is something that can't happen very often 🤩. Contact me as soon as possible with your complete ideas and plans 📲.

P.S. My wife has just told me that she disagrees with many of the instructions I've given you in this letter 😂. As architect, it is your responsibility to resolve these differences 💏. I have tried in the past and have been unable to accomplish this 🙅‍♂️. If you can't handle this responsibility, I will have to find another architect 👋.

PPS: Perhaps what I need is not a house at all, but a travel trailer 🚐. Please advise me as soon as possible if this is the case 🤔.

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*Artificial Intelligence*- *1. "A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into belie...
18/08/2025

*Artificial Intelligence*

- *1. "A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human."* - Alan Turing
- *2. "AI doesn’t have to be evil to destroy humanity – if AI has a goal and humanity just happens to come in the way, it will destroy humanity as a matter of course without even thinking about it, no hard feelings."* - Elon Musk
- *3. "The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race."* - Stephen Hawking
- *4. "AI is a tool. The choice about how it gets deployed is ours."* - Oren Etzioni
- *5. "The real risk of AI isn’t malice, but competence. A highly intelligent AI can achieve its goals in ways we never intended."* - Stuart Russell

*Computers and Internet*

- *6. "Talk is cheap. Show me the code."* - Unknown
- *7. "What a computer is to me is the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds."* - Steve Jobs
- *8. "The web is more a social creation than a technical one. I designed it for a social effect."* - Tim Berners-Lee
- *9. "The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow."* - Bill Gates
- *10. "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."* - Unknown

*Technology and Innovation*

- *11. "Innovation is not about saying yes to everything. It’s about saying no to all but the most crucial features."* - Steve Jobs
- *12. "Technology should improve your life, not become your life."* - Harvey B. Mackay
- *13. "The advance of technology is based on making it fit in so that you don't really even notice it, so it's part of everyday life."* - Bill Gates
- *14. "We are at the dawn of a new age in AI."* - Sundar Pichai
- *15. "The future depends on humans making technology serve humans, not the other way around."* - Unknown

*Philosophy and Ethics*

- *16. "The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."* - Sydney J. Harris
- *17. "AI does not have to be evil to destroy humanity—if AI has a goal and humanity is in the way, it will destroy humanity."* - Elon Musk
- *18. "Ethics change with technology."* - Larry Niven
- *19. "As more and more artificial intelligence is entering into the world, more and more emotional intelligence must enter into leadership."* - Amit Ray
- *20. "AI is likely to be either the best or worst thing to happen to humanity as a whole. We do not yet know whi

09/08/2025

Shabbat Shalom Mishpacha 🇮🇱

*Let's remind each other*
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💐 Every woman who has walked with God has a story to tell you.

▪️ Sara will tell you: "Nothing is too difficult for God".

▪️ Hagar will tell you: "Even in the desert, God is there".

▪️Rahab will tell you: "God can use anyone".

▪️ Hannah will tell you: "My God answers prayers".

▪️Ruth will tell you, "It's not over until God says it's over".

▪️ Esther will tell you: "God is able to transform an unworthy into a noble".

▪️ Elizabeth will tell you: “Even if the age is advanced, you will give birth to a great man”.

▪️ Mary will tell you: "It will be done to you according to the word of God".

▪️The woman with the blood issue will tell you: "When all has failed, God never fails".

▪️ Mary and Martha will tell you: "Dead things can come back to life"

▪️and Dorcas will tell you: "God never forgets what we do for others".

Dear Woman, it's a great pleasure walking with God.
It pays a lot

*Walk with God so that you too can tell us your own story.* 👍👑

Please let us lift the spirit of women.
God bless you!

_Compiler unknown_

25/07/2025

Enjoy your God given rest.🙏

"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0: The Turning Point" As the foolish virgins' WhatsApp groups continued to lose momentu...
25/07/2025

"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0: The Turning Point"

As the foolish virgins' WhatsApp groups continued to lose momentum, they decided to take drastic measures 🔄. Ava hired a social media manager, Lily invested in paid ads, and they all started creating more engaging content 📊.

But, despite their efforts, the wise virgins' web apps kept pulling ahead 🏃‍♀️. Ropa's SEO strategies were paying off, Tino's email newsletters were driving traffic, her monthly ads revenue alone was enough to cover her annual monthlong vacation and Delsy's user experience was top-notch 👏and she soon penetrated offshore markets.

One day, a prominent influencer reached out to the wise virgins, interested in collaborating 🤝. Ropa's Coffee Shop had caught their attention, and they wanted to partner with her 🎉. The collaboration went viral, and Ropa's web traffic soared 🚀 followed by revenue.

The foolish virgins were stunned 🤯. They realized that having a website wasn't just about having an online presence – it was about building a brand, creating value, and establishing authority 💡.

Ava, Lily, and the others decided to take the plunge and invest in websites of their own 💻. They learned from the wise virgins' experiences and built apps that rivaled theirs 🔥 but they all complement each other.

In the end, the wise virgins' head start had given them an edge, but the foolish virgins' determination and willingness to learn had allowed them to catch up 🌈. The moral? It's never too late to adapt and evolve in the digital landscape! 💻🌟

Guess what? It was Ava & Lily who first employed AI in their web apps😁 and that's the end of the story of the 10 wise virgins.

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"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0: The Twist" By opening their groups & adding some more pages & channels traffic ...
24/07/2025

"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0: The Twist"


By opening their groups & adding some more pages & channels traffic increased; now the tables were turning, it seemed like a winning strategy 📈 for these damsels. Their messages went viral, and their subscriber count skyrocketed 🚀. Ava's group was buzzing with activity, and Lily's messages were getting thousands of likes 👍.

But, as time passed, the wise virgins' websites proved to be the real game-changers 🔄. Ropa's website was a masterclass in SEO, attracting organic traffic like a magnet 🧲. Tino's blog was a treasure trove of valuable content, building trust with her audience 💡. Delsy's website was a sleek, user-friendly haven, converting visitors into loyal fans 🌟. They even set aside budgets for converting their basic websites into fully fledged web apps with interactive and dynamic functionality.

As the foolish virgins' WhatsApp groups started to lose steam 🔋, they realized their mistake 🚨. Ava's group was plagued by distractions, Lily's messages were lost in the noise, and their audience was dwindling 🚫.

The wise virgins, meanwhile, were reaping the rewards of their hard work & smart investments 🌼. Ropa's web app was generating leads, Tino's blog was building a loyal community, and Delsy's app was driving sales 💸. The foolish virgins were left scrambling to catch up, wishing they had invested in a website sooner 🤦‍♀️.

The moral? A website is like a solid foundation – it's essential for long-term success! 💻👏

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"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0: The Tale Continues"The wise virgins' websites were like well-oiled machines 🏭, hummin...
23/07/2025

"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0: The Tale Continues"

The wise virgins' websites were like well-oiled machines 🏭, humming along, generating leads, and making sales 💸. Their content was like a magnet 🧲, attracting visitors from far and wide.

Meanwhile, the foolish virgins' WhatsApp groups were like leaky buckets 🪣, losing subscribers and momentum. Their messages were like fireworks 🎇, flashy but fleeting.

One wise virgin, Emma, had a website that was like a cozy coffee shop ☕️, inviting visitors to linger and explore. Another, Olivia, had a blog that was like a treasure trove 🏹, filled with valuable insights and tips.

The foolish virgins, however, were like sailors without anchors ⚓️, drifting aimlessly in the digital sea. Their WhatsApp groups were like fleeting whispers 🗣️, lost in the noise.

As the days went by, the wise virgins' websites continued to thrive 🌟, while the foolish virgins' WhatsApp groups fizzled out like damp sparklers 🎇 but they were trying really, from only allowing admins to post to making them more interactive by opening them up for everyone.

It was evident when they met, conversations were no longer the same, but there were positive vibes; the wise also knew about society media marketing...

The moral remained: a website is like a solid foundation 🏗️ – it's essential for long-term success! 💻👏

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"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0"In the enchanted land of Digital Savvy, there were ten damsels, all virgins who were ...
22/07/2025



"The Wise and Foolish Virgins 2.0"

In the enchanted land of Digital Savvy, there were ten damsels, all virgins who were into selling beautiful & high quality, sometimes exotic wares, just like everyone their age. Five were wise & had websites that shone like beacons in the night. Their online presence was strong, their content engaging, and their SEO game was on point.

Meanwhile, their five foolish counterparts thought, "WhatsApp groups are all the rage! Who needs a website?" They spent their days sending frantic messages, trying to reach their audience.

One day, the bridegroom, Prince Google Algorithm came knocking. The wise virgins' websites were ready, and they welcomed him with open arms. The foolish virgins, however, were left scrambling, their WhatsApp groups flooded with "404 error" messages.

The moral? A website is like a wise investment – it pays off in the long run! 💻👏

But there's a part 2
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