18/04/2025
Your mommy fish and daddy fish meets in the cold Atlantic ocean.
Your daddy fish chising had.
Mommy fish gives in.
Mommy fish falls pregnant.
Daddy fish says that you are not his fish.
Daddy swims away.
Mommy raises you on her own.
Mommy fish puts you through school & university.
Mommy fish wants you to be the model fish at Ocean Basket but your goal in life was to be caught by a fisherman just before Good Friday, priced extremely high and then being the main ingredient for someone's pickled fish recipe... and it happens! You become a matyr.
You lay soaked in onions with vinegar for 5 days and then on Good Friday, Nancy who loves strange things comes and spoils your life's ambition by warming you in the microwave.
Blessed Good Friday to you.