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How Gbagada hospital swapped my sisters baby—Lady makes troubling allegation on X
06/12/2024

How Gbagada hospital swapped my sisters baby—Lady makes troubling allegation on X

To all married men do you know that women always think men will die first, if you think am lying jst tell her let's sell...
26/10/2024

To all married men do you know that women always think men will die first, if you think am lying jst tell her let's sell this house and land, she will be like" For what! When you die where will i live with the children?

The first time I went to a Spa, I told the receptionist I wanted a neck massage. She pointed at a chair in the open spac...
04/06/2024

The first time I went to a Spa, I told the receptionist I wanted a neck massage. She pointed at a chair in the open space and said that a neck massage was ₦20,000 and a neck massage with a happy ending was ₦50,000 while pointing at a room.

I didn't want disturbance, so I picked the room option. 15 minutes later, the neck massage was done, and the masseuse asked me if I wanted her to pull my trousers or if I preferred to do it myself.

I was surprised. My trousers for what? "Oh, it seems you like role-play boss. Alright, I will remove it myself since you paid well."

I shouted and ran out. The lady was embarrassed. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said I paid for a happy ending.

"Ehh naw to do a proper neck massage; what else did I pay for?"

The three ladies present there burst out laughing and explained what a happy ending meant.

Shame didn't allow me to ask for a refund, so I left peacefully.

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✍️When a man can't impregnate a woman,the family advises them to adopt but when a woman Is barren or has difficulty in b...
09/05/2024

✍️When a man can't impregnate a woman,the family advises them to adopt but when a woman Is barren or has difficulty in bearing a child, everyone around the man advise him to get another girl pregnant or better still, marry another wife...
✍️You see, women tolerate a whole lot of stuff more than we do ..
I think, most of the things we throw at these women are things we can't stand ourselves..
Most of the things they endure and put up with are things we will never put up with as guys..
Consistently bleeding for 4 days and switching in between moods and still manage to stay sane is something that I can't comprehend..
She doesn't mind going hungry just so her children could eat..
✍️Most times she gives up on her dreams so that her husband can live his..
She doesn't have a life of her own as her children sees her as a Demigod and always run to her when they are in distress..
Her hair keeps smelling because junior keeps peeing on her and she barely has time to think or breath..
✍️The children always want to be close to her because most dads prefer to be close to their phone, Tv, radio, newspaper or laptop..
She may be the weaker vessel in strength, but she sure has a mind that is stronger than Samson’s...
✍️So when you hit your wife, you are simply hitting a God who sacrificed her happiness so you can be the man you have always wanted to be..
Woman! Thou are blessed!!
🤲❗YOU SHALL ALL REAP THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOUR .🙏🙏
HAVE A GREAT AND FRUITFUL WEEK A HEAD!
©️ Innocent I. Bako

05/03/2024

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