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09/11/2022

I didn't vote... where's my fu sticker???

30/04/2022

You can't joke about depression... that makes us sad 😔

24/01/2022

Breaking News: Tom Brady walks off the field because of the action of a gay player from the rams...

05/01/2022

It's just wrong that God is normally referred to as he/him... newsjkhaha is almost certain a bitch is responsible for this, more to cm hehe

14/12/2021

Did you fall short? Or or did winter just show up early? This is a fun icebreaker when bringing co***ne to a Xmas party 🎅

31/10/2021

Neighbors of Michael Myers considering putting their homes on air b & b for upcoming

08/10/2021

Sorry... we've been on a long 10/7!!!

08/07/2021

Has anyone ever rolled silverware at their home? Haven't you always just went to the drawer? If restaurants just had a drawer available to customers, just one... sidework labor would go away on a huge scale... and your restaurant would feel more like home.

22/04/2021

Remain calm!

09/01/2021

News? Questions! Pictures 🤺

09/01/2021

Warning ⚠️ - Green Day... "It was playing on my headphones connected to my discman on a mix cd and it leaked into my dream and it influenced a tornado warning in the Walmart I was shopping at with my family while I was in high school. My dream sucked til this tune came on my mix CD playing on my Circuit City near top of line discman with headphones that used some kind of wire.

DYK... If you cross your fingers when you tell a lie, you are free from any guilt! 🌈

02/11/2020

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x4GR197N-co00X11ZRy_fOcbRwOh0vYvQsTcUQ7Sy54/edit?usp=sharing

NEWSJKHAHA NOVEMBER 2020 NEW STUDY REVEALS MOST AMERICANS WOULD PREFER SOCIAL DISTANCING TO CONTINUE THROUGH HOLIDAY SEASON OPPORTUNISTIC MARKETING CO. REVEALS SHOCKING RESULTS THAT WE OBTAINED IN EXCHANGE FOR AD SPACE BELOW… ALTHOUGH THE CHILD IN THE AD IS SAD THAT HIS DAD IS SLEEPING,...