27/06/2026
Yesterday I talked to a girl on a dating app. The chat started at 6 pm and the date was fixed at 8 pm.
I said let's meet up for coffee.
Madam said: "Why coffee? Why not dinner?"
I said okay....
I picked up from Nazima No. 1 and there was a KFC nearby, I thought of that place and told her to go to KFC. She said "No KFC, let's go somewhere else". Madam immediately rejected KFC and said "Let's go have steak". I said okay.
We went a little further from there and went to a restaurant that she had told us about.
Menu and Madam's orders
After sitting down and looking at the menu, Madam started deciding:
Madam said: "I want to eat beef, what do you want to eat?"
I've been crazy about beef since Eid, so I ordered the 'Big Smash Chicken Burger'.
Madam ordered for herself:
🥩 Beef steak: About Rs 4500
🍔 Big Smash Beef Burger: About Rs 1260 (she says: If you're ordering a burger, I'll do it too)
🥤 2 Minute Lemonades: Rs 640
My mental calculation: The total was coming to my mind at around Rs 10,000! 🙄
That moment when I had to make a decision...
I hadn't even placed the order yet, but my mind had already gone into calculator mode. When I estimated, the bill was touching around Rs 10,000.
Then I looked away from the menu and saw Madam's face... Then I saw the menu... Then I saw Madam's face...
And that's when I realized that today would either be dinner or the funeral of my financial planning would take place. 😭
I immediately said: "I'll come fresh, you sit down."
The Great Escape
The washroom was on the ground floor.
I went down.
I saw the washroom.
Then I saw the gate outside.
The gate saw me.
I saw the gate.
And then I disappeared! 🏃♂️💨
I went ahead and sent a message: "Fear God, look at the financial condition of the person in front of you and take a look at yourself!"
