RAGER

08/07/2025

08/07/2025

Celebrating my 2nd year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

24/02/2025

I AM THE KING OF THE PIRATES

06/08/2024

Yeah I speak Afrikaans but not Afrikaans Afrikaans.. more like Afrikaans lite🤷🏽‍♀️🤣😭

06/08/2024

i wish i had john wick number rn. i need a favor for real.

01/08/2024

5 THINGS AMERICAN MOVIES TEACHES US:

1. That Chinese have nothing better to do than

teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 THINGS INDIAN MOVIES TEACHES US:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

The most hilarious one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

5 THINGS NIGERIA MOVIES TEACHES US: 🥱🥱😹

1. Nigerian movie has taught us that once a guy leaves to Lagos, he'll be rich when coming back.😆

2. Whenever thunder strikes, someone must shout "I will confess" and After the person confess, the next thing is to die.😶😶

3. When A rich prince and a poor village boy is dragging a girl, the rich prince is just fooling himself because the poor village boy will win.👉😂

4. When a poor boy is blowing a flute in the bush, it attracts the attention of the princess and she must fall in love.😆

5. Nigerian movie has taught us that madness starts with laughter.
😆
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01/08/2024

In South Africa u can’t even die in peace 😭😭you become a meme because you died😭

01/08/2024

I'm bored I wanna go to madea house and sit with Joe.

30/07/2024

2. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
3. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
4. Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
5. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
7. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
9. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
10. Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
11. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
12. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
13. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
14. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
15. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
17. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
18. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
19. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
20. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
21. Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
22. When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris-ed.
23. Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.
24. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
25. Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
26. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
27. Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
28. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down.
29. Chuck Norris can bake a cake in a freezer.
30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.