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29/12/2025

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24/12/2025

Think twice this Christmas!

21/12/2025

Why stop at the Epstein Files?
Can we redact him from office?

04/12/2025

I have a confession to make...

The charity drive I’ve been shouting about? The community absolutely crushed it. We hit the R60,000 ($3,300) goal this past week!

But I haven’t personally raised a donation from my own network yet. And while the 'official' goal is hit, the reality is that Clubfoot doesn't stop at R60,000.

Every rand over the target isn't 'extra' money, it just means one more child gets treatment. It means one more cast, one more brace, one more doctor's visit.

I want to see if we can push this into the 'Bonus Round.'

The target is met, the pressure is off. But if you want to be part of a winning team and help us run up the score against disability, a donation really works miracles here.

Help me put our mark on this success story before the campaign closes.

Every cent counts!
https://charity.boyschristmaslunch.co.za

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26/11/2025

🎧 Ever seen an ad so confident it doesn’t say a single word?
Sony once put its waterproof Walkman inside a bottle of water… and sold it out of vending machines at swimming pools.

No slogan.
No influencer doing a fake “post-swim vibe.”
No fine print whispering please don’t actually submerge this.

Just a Walkman, chilling underwater like,
“Yeah. I belong here.”

It’s one of the smartest ads ever made, not because it was loud, but because it didn’t have to explain a thing.
You saw it, your brain did the maths, and the product basically sold itself.

If you love marketing stunts that rely on physics instead of marketing… this one’s a chef’s-kiss classic.

🚰 The Ad That Sold Music Underwater
👉https://theuselessgenius.substack.com/p/the-ad-that-sold-music-underwater?r=2ib932

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24/11/2025

If life had a sense of humour, this would be it:
While Facebook uncles were screaming about “microchips,” the mRNA vaccine was apparently in the lab doing side quests… like helping cancer patients live longer.

A massive new study found something wild:
Cancer patients who got an mRNA COVID shot around the time they started immunotherapy didn’t just do slightly better.
They lived way longer.

We’re talking:
- Advanced lung cancer patients almost doubled their median survival
- Melanoma patients showed the same pattern
- Timing the shot near immunotherapy? Even better results

Why?
Because the vaccine didn’t just teach their body to recognise a virus, it basically smacked the immune system awake and yelled “MOVE!”, making it more aggressive against everything, including tumours trying to mind their own evil business.

This wasn’t planned.
This wasn’t predicted.
This wasn’t even on the menu.

But now scientists are asking a very serious question:
Did we accidentally stumble into an immune-system cheat code?

This might be the biggest “oops” in medical history, except the oops is saving lives.

👉 Read the full story:
The COVID Vaccine That Accidentally Fights Cancer
https://theuselessgenius.substack.com/p/the-covid-vaccine-that-accidentally?r=2ib932

Because while misinformation was going viral, the immune system was busy doing something far more interesting.

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While anti-vaxxers were busy crying “microchips,” the mRNA vaccine was busy sending immune systems to bootcamp, and the results are nothing short of astonishing.

21/11/2025

As I get older, I’ve started paying more attention to the simple mechanics of my body. The ability to stand up without pain. The ability to walk to the kitchen. We take mobility for granted until it's threatened.

In South Africa, thousands of children are born with Clubfoot. Without treatment, they face a life of disability, unable to run or play. But with treatment? They can walk perfectly. It is a permanent fix that changes a life trajectory entirely.

The Lesson: We often think "changing the world" requires millions of dollars. Sometimes, it just requires correcting a path early on.

The Mission: My local community (BCL) has been supporting Steps Clubfoot Care for years. Last year, we exceeded our expectations, raising funds to help children take their first real steps.

The Ask (For my American friends): We are trying to raise R60,000 South African Rand this Christmas. To us locals, that is a mountain to climb. But in US Dollars, that is only roughly $3,300.

Because of the exchange rate, your Dollar is incredibly powerful here. A $50 donation goes a very long way in funding casts, braces, and medical support for these kids.

If you’ve found value in my writings this year, I’d be honoured if you’d help us hit this goal. Let’s help these kids walk into 2026.

You can find out more information, and donate, here:

https://charity.boyschristmaslunch.co.za

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