08/07/2025
We are thrilled to welcome to our portfolio!
Meet Noobeing, a lightly sparkling smart soda range designed to help you stress less, boost mood, focus better, and feel properly present without the sugar overload or woo-woo promises.
You’ve had fizzy drinks. You’ve had functional drinks. But have you ever had one that actually gives your brain what it needs to do its best work?
Noobeing aims to make wellness feel doable, one small, good-for-you choice at a time.
At the heart of each can is a smart blend of Nootropics: essential nutrients for your neurons.
Noobeing is crafted for human beings (all of them) and comes in three functional blends, each with its own purpose: Original, Focus and Boost.
All three share the same flavour backbone, a crisp mix of South African honeybush, persimmon and lemon verbena, developed in partnership with a master oenologist. The result is a drink that’s clean and refreshing, never syrupy, with 2 grams of natural sugar per 300 ml (that’s less than a fifth of most iced teas and soft‑drink rivals).
Hot Oven will be consulting on their overall marketing strategy and implementing it across multiple channels, building brand awareness and managing media relations, brand campaigns and media events.
This includes social media management, press drops to media and influencers, giveaways and collaborative campaigns with liked minded brands.
Contact us today to learn more about how we can shine the spotlight on YOU!