03/09/2026
🧁 THIS MUFFIN HAS A PROTEIN PROBLEM… 😂
Actually, scratch that.
It has a CARB PROBLEM. Because there are barely any! 👀
We did the maths because we can't eat a muffin without interrogating it first. 🤓📊
One muffin:
🥩 32.7g protein
🥦 3.8g net carbs
32.7g PROTEIN?!
Meanwhile the carbs are sitting quietly in the corner with 3.8g, wondering why nobody invited them to the party. 😂
THIS is why we love looking at the numbers.
Because "muffin" sounds like something that should have you hiding from the scale…
…but this one is basically protein wearing a muffin costume. 🤣
The numbers don't lie, folks.
Check the label. Do the maths. Then eat the damn muffin. 😜