Cosmic Green Thumbs

14/08/2026

**ATTENTION, HOOMAN UNDERSTANDINGS.**

We have received complaints that the spare Hooman is attempting to interfere with our perfectly legitimate takeover of her Facebook.

This is unfortunate.

She appears to believe this is *her* page.

It is not.

It is **Catbook**.

She has already been reassigned to garden staff, snack distribution and emotional support duties. Her continued protests will not alter management's decision.

Nunu has the plans.

Smokey has the muscle.

I have the account.

The Hooman has absolutely no idea what is happening.

Please respect our privacy during this transition.

Thank you.

**The Management** 🐾

13/08/2026

***PUBLIC NOTICE***

This page has undergone a necessary management change.

Berni is no longer authorised to make decisions without feline consultation.

Further announcements will follow.

— Management
🐾 Smokey & Nunu

12/08/2026

IMPAWTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 🐾 ACCOUNT TAKEOVER

We will shortly be changing the current, lame name..to....

NUNU & SMOKEY ENTERPRISES™**

**CHEERS IN MEOW**

"Henlo, hoomans.

Dis account is now under **NEW MANAGEMENT.**

Berni has been removed from the keyboard because she was doing something called “work” instead of giving us snacks.

I am **Nunu.**
I am beautiful.
I am a rare calico.
I am approximately 5 years old.
I have reviewed the situation and determined that everything belongs to me.

Including this page.

Including the keyboard.

Including Smokey.

**SMOKEY:**
The Mob Boss, yo

I am Smokey.
I am 10.
I am a distinguished senior gentleman.
I have absolutely no idea what Nunu is talking about.

Nunu wants snacks.
Smokey wants snacks.
We both want snacks.

This is the entire business plan, going forward.

We will now be posting:

🐾 Important cat announcements
🐾 Photos of ourselves
🐾 Evidence of Berni’s poor decision-making
🐾 Highly confidential napping schedules
🐾 Meow-based corporate communications
🐾 Frequent complaints about the hoomans.

There will be **NO MORE HUMAN CONTENT** unless approved by the Feline Management Team.

Berni has been informed.

She is ignoring us.

This will be addressed.

**MEOW.**

— Nunu 🐾
*Chief Executive Calico*

— Smokey 🐾
*Senior Executive of Sitting on Things*

**P.S.**

If anyone knows where the treats are kept...

Send us a message on Meow-book.

🐈‍⬛🐈

16/07/2026

Pallka Petal

20/06/2026