The Abstract with Hebz

10/09/2026

Learning never exhausts the mind. 🎶 💚

08/09/2026

If you missed Heathen Jazz, please accept our deepest condolences. 🕯️😂🎷

07/09/2026

🕯️🔥 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗖𝗞𝗦, 𝗪𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 🔥🕯️

The first spell has been cast… and 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗔𝗭𝗭 has officially entered the dojo. 🎷🖤

To our family, friends, neighbours, guests and wandering souls from near and far, thank you for braving the weather, following the rhythm and stepping through our doors. Your presence gave the place its spirit. YOU made the night unforgettable.

To our incredible lineup of music selectors - 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗶, 𝗞𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗞𝗵𝗼𝘇𝗮, 𝗕𝗼𝗯, 𝗔𝗯𝗶𝗷𝗮𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗽, 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗹𝗮 and 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗔𝗿𝘁 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗻𝘀 - YOU were the heartbeat of this gathering. The selections were 🔥🔥🔥. You didn't just play music, you summoned something.

A special thank you to 𝗞𝘄𝗲𝗻𝗮’𝘀 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 for feeding the heathens with delicious food, and 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗼𝘀𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮 for keeping the cups flowing with hot and cold refreshments. 🍲🥤

And to our 𝗔𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺, the hands, hearts, minds and magic behind the scenes, 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 🖤

What started as an idea became a gathering.
What was meant to be a day became a memory.

And what we hoped would be a vibe… became a little ritual of its own. Heathen Jazz has awakened. Until the next ceremony, stay strange. stay soulful. stay heathen. 🕯️🎷🔥

With love & gratitude,
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗛𝗲𝗯𝘇

04/09/2026

😎🖤 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗢𝗦𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚! 🖤😎

Heathen Jazz isn’t just bringing the grooves… we’re bringing the refreshments!🥤✨

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗼𝘀𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮 by Palesa-entle Pulse Makua will be keeping you cool with a delicious selection of beverages made for sipping, vibing and dancing your way through the day.

Good music. Good people. Good drinks.
Because every proper Heathen needs something tasty in their cup. 😈 ☕

Come thirsty. Leave vibing.

🎷 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗔𝗭𝗭
📍 The Abstract Dojo
📅 5 September

03/09/2026

🪘🔥 𝗞𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗔’𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗝𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗨𝗣! 🔥🪘

The groove is cooking… and now the food is joining the ritual! 😈

We’re excited to welcome Kwena's Food Joint to Heathen Jazz, serving up deliciousness while the DJs serve up those deep, soulful sounds. 🎷💿

Come hungry. Come vibing. Come ready to feast! Because at Heathen Jazz, we feed the soul AND the appetite. L'wena K'wena KWENA!!🍽 🖤

📍 5 September 2026
🎷 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗔𝗭𝗭

The spirits are stirring… and something delicious is on the fire! 👀🔥

02/09/2026

🎷💿 𝗗𝗝 𝗕𝗢𝗕 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗔𝗭𝗭! 💿🎷

Attention vinyl addicts and groove hunters! The spirits have spoken… and they’re bringing records!🕯️😈 🔥

𝗗𝗝 𝗕𝗼𝗯 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 will be setting up shop at Heathen Jazz, serving up soulful treasures, dusty gems and grooves that might have you spending your rent money… 😂🙈

Come for the music. Stay for the vibes. Leave with a record you absolutely “needed.” 😝

🎷 5 September 2026
🖤 Heathen Jazz

Your ears will thank you. Your wallet… may not. 😂💿

01/09/2026

🧭🪘 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗝𝗢 🪘🧭

Lost? Confused? Following a goat? 😂🐐
Fear not, fellow traveller… the spirits have provided GPS. 👁️✨

To find 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗗𝗼𝗷𝗼, simply open 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗽𝘀, 𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹, 𝗕𝗼𝗹𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝗨𝗯𝗲𝗿 and type:

🔎“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗛𝗲𝗯𝘇”

Hit GO and let the digital oracle guide you.📍

No secret handshake. No ancient map. No asking strangers, “Where’s the vibe?” 😝

Just type it, tap it, and pull up!

The Abstract Dojo awaits! Come find us. The groove knows the way. 🎷🪘🔥

31/08/2026

🖤🎷𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗔𝗭𝗭 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗦: 𝗞𝗨𝗦𝗛 𝗞𝗛𝗢𝗭𝗔 🎷🖤

The night grows quiet…the records begin to whisper… and Qalo Gabela musically known as 𝗞𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗞𝗵𝗼𝘇𝗮 answers the call. 🕯️✨

A seeker of deep grooves, dusty rhythms and sounds with a little soul in their bones, Kush comes to stir the pot and let the music do the talking.

No rush. No noise. Just good vibrations, deep selections and a little ancestral mischief. 😌🪘

The altar is set. The records will spin. We’re ready for Saturday! 🤪🔥

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗔𝗭𝗭 - 5 September 2026.

09/05/2026

Tomorrow 🤘🏾

This Mother’s Day, Ironflwr’s mixtape is more than music it is a love letter in sound. Do tune in to tomorrow at 15:30. 🎶🤍

It would have been the perfect surprise for her mom, but she knows that somewhere beyond the stars, she is listening with pride.

A tribute in rhythm. A gift to heaven. 🌸🕊️