23/07/2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
To all South African football supporters,
It has been an honor standing together over the past few months.
We celebrated Bafana Bafana. We backed our country. We argued with people from other nations. We defended South African football like one big family.
Unfortunately, that unity has officially expired.
As the new Betway Premiership season begins, all peace agreements are hereby cancelled.
Effective immediately:
* Orlando Pirates and Kaizer Chiefs fans are no longer friends.
* Sundowns fans will remind everyone about trophies.
* Every referee will apparently support the other team.
* Every red card will be called a robbery.
* Every offside decision will start a civil war in the comments.
* Every fan will suddenly become a qualified football analyst.
Please note that the famous South African football peace treaty only applies on Bafana Bafana matchdays.
It does NOT continue after the final whistle.
The moment the referee blows for full-time, we immediately return to arguing about who has the biggest club, the best players, the best supporters, and who is living in the past.
This is perfectly normal and should not cause alarm.
We wish everyone a dramatic, stressful, entertaining and meme-filled PSL season.
May your team win.
And if they don't...
We'll see you in the comments.
Issued by:
Revv Network TV
