12/06/2025
Watch out for this next release....
"Yes, I Have a Beautiful Daughter... (But I’ve Got a Shovel and an Alibi)" is more than a country song — it’s a warning, a love letter, and a dad-joke masterpiece rolled into one.
Written by a proud father for his future son-in-law — this track brings together old-school country storytelling, front porch swagger, and just enough humor to make your boots shake with laughter.
💥 What to Expect:
A father’s heartfelt (and slightly threatening) approval
A nervous teen facing down generational wisdom
Twangy guitar, porchlight wisdom, and a clean alibi
One unforgettable line: “I got a gun, a shovel, and an alibi…”
It’s got grit, heart, and the kind of lyrics that’ll make you smirk, nod, and maybe call your own daughter to check in.
Dedicated to every dad who’s ever paced the living room with a shovel, and every young man brave enough to meet him on the porch.
Featuring:
🚨 Dad Jokes Advisory
💿 Country comedy with a little firepower (figuratively speaking, of course)
