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22/12/2023

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Mna:"mhm akusanuki kamnandi sana ndase ndalamba kakhulu"

Uye wayeka lento ayenzayo weza k*m fike wandanga emva koko wandincamisa wasuka

Sipha:"uvukeleni ke ngoku hayi uyakwazi umkhupha umntu emdleni"
Mna:"nawe nje khange utsho ukuba ndingavuki uba ubutshilo ngendingazanga,ndiyahamba ndibuyela ezingubeni."

Uye wandijonga wancuma

Sipha:"Hayi bbe hlala phantsi sele ku ready ukutya i breakfast in bed ndizoyenza ngenye imini"

Ndiye ndahlala phantsi ke nam uphakile ke uBhutiza satya okukutya kwakhe kungena ncasa kubhetere oku akufani nokuya kwakuqala wayekuphekile wayekupheke kunetyiwa enintsi kutshe notsha.

Yhoo phambi koba ndilibale sineveki ezimbini sibuyile e Durban kwak*mnandi bethuna andifuni ungatsho kwakungekho nesiphazamisi ndabuya noko ingqondo ikhala umoya iyacaca yinto ekwakukudala ndiyifuna. O kwicala lika Siphamandla no Phumzile baxolelana i bond iphinde yangamandla waye wathi ke u Phumzile uyekile undijonga ngenye indlela ngoba uyabona ukuba ukhathaza iwele lakhe andimthembi ke mna.

Sityile emva koko ndavasa izitya ke mna yena wayovasa kuba mna besele ndivasile. Ndithe ndogqiba ndayohlala kwigumbi lokuphumla ndabukela i tv. Uzile ke e fresh enuka kamnandi wafika wahlala ecaleni kwam wabeka intloko yakhe emathangeni wam wajonga kwi tv. Kuye kwavuleka umnyango wangena sana u Phumzile unayo ke lonto akanqonqozi xa engena apha.

Sipha:"Bafo sele ulapha"

Utsho esiya kuye

Phumzile:"Yhuu uyamncanca umfazi Bafo"
Sipha:"Ngowam lomfazi ndimncancayo ngendisiva ukuba uthethela enye into "
Phumzile:"Ndiyavuma ngowakho kodwa uyayibaxa mani yhoo"

Baye bahleka andiyazi nehlekisayo kulento yabo okanye ndiya bhora na?
Uye wahlala phantsi

Phumzile:"Molo mfazi wakuthi"
Mna:"Molo Bhuti "
Sipha:"Kushushu kamnandi ke namhlanje khawubambe nantsi ebandayo"

Ndiye ndajonga lo umnyama ungu Siphamandla.

Sipha:"bbe sude undijonge kanje ibizezokugqibela uyeva khange ndizithenge"
Phumzile:"ingathi le i pregnancy izodika xa ingafuni notywala obu"
Sipha:"Iyhoo Bafo suyithetha ingathi akade azale"

Mxm ndibajonge nje ndaphakama ndayothatha i ice cream ndayohlala phandle ndayitya. Ndithe ndisazihlelele yeza i chom yam ithethela phezulu ndiphakame ngoko ndamkhawulela sahagana ixesha elide noko bendimkhumbula lomphefumlo uvele wandisusa ndisathe nca kamnandi kwesisifuba sakhe somileyo hahaha

BUHLE:"Yhuu undenzela nje isifuthu-futhu khawusuke k*m, ude uthi folokohlo esifubeni sam ingathi awunandoda kodwa unayo"

Mxm
Mna:"Yehake caba ndimkhulu na"

Uvele wandijonga

BUHLE:"Awuziboni ukuba ungakanani na wena ingathi uyi Hippo chomi"

Hayibo uyaphosa bethuna noko esi isisu sindiphethe kakuhle andikhomkhulu tuu qha uphethwe kukusa lomntwana

Mna:"Mxm"

Uye wahlala phantsi naye emva koko wakha kule ice Cream

Mna:"Kunini mane ndijika kwakho ubaphi na"
BUHLE:"Hayi kaloku chomi ndiyajola mna bendisajongene nomntu wam. Heee yesana ndifuna ukubalisela ukuba umama ufumene indoda ndifike ephaya endlini izozenza utata ekhaya awunayo i beer ndithobe eligaqa lilapha k*m"
Mna:"Sisendlini chom yima ndiyokuthathela"

Ndiye ndaphakama ndayothatha le beer ndifike emaninzi ama empty kesana kodwa kuthwa utywala abukho sendlini ndithathe i carry pack eyi1 ndaphuma nayo khange bandihoye sana bebethethela phezulu ndibuyele kwi chomi yam ndamnika

Mna:"Ke lonto soloko unezigaxa sana mntase umbhaqe nini ndenziba awuhlali phaya wena uhlala kwakho"
Buhle:"chomi bendiyobona umama xa ndifika akekho kukho inkothovu yexhego elinentshebe mna ndimcingele kobhuti bakhe aba ndingabaziyo kanti hayi sana sisinqandamathe sakhe"

Hahaha

Mna:"Kutheni ingathi awufuni nje masiyogxotha"
Buhle:"ndimgxothile mna kaloku ebezama undiqobisela mos ufuna ndimbize Tata xa engubani ndingathi ndingamazi utatam
ndizothi Tata kuye undikhuphele imvubu caba ebezandibetha xeim"
Mna:"hahaha ngoku uligwala unje noba wenze njani"

Uvele wandibetha

Buhle:"ndikhwaze umeza kaloku bandincedisa andabisabethwa ndamgxotha wathi saa emva koko esacingafansa akhonento oyinyubayo. Umamakho kesana ukhethe indoda kunam uthi ndingaphinde ndiye kwakhe ngoba ndiyaqeqesha mna"

Hahaha

Sincokole ke wade wahamba ndabuyela endlini ndafika ecoca xeim umntu wam enxile enjalo mna ndiye ndapheka umphokoqo uthe wovuthwa ndaphaka ke satya

Sipha:"Yazi bbe u Phumzile uthi uyahamba apha e kapa"

Ndiye ndamjonga ke so ufuna ndimbuze ke ngoku

Mna:"uyaphi?"
Sipha:"Gauteng sele emfumene nomsebenzi umntana ndithe makamshiye apha kuthi kuba sele eqhele oo Baphantsi ayongxaki mos noba angashiyeka"
Mna:"No bbe akho ngxaki angamshiya nzomhoya ngoba bazazohlala nathi kodwa lonto ixhomekeke emntaneni ba uyafuna na ukuhlala nathi"

Uvele wanvuma watya ke wagqiba emva koko waqokelela izitya mna ndazihlamba noko ebengazozihlamba enxilile ixesha lona belisavuma bekusemini uye wayolala yena mna ndayophumla phambi kwetv ndasose ndabukela buzekamnandi ubuthongo k*m ndavele ndalala. Ndothuswe ngu Siphamandla endincamisa ndivukile wandinika i pizza

Mna:"Phelile umphokoqo?"
Sipha:"Hayi bbe qha ndonqene ukunika wona usuke ufuna i pizza "
Mna:"Kuphi okwakho?"
Sipha:"Ndisahluthi mna .sele nditixile xa ugqibile uzuzolala va ndiyakuthanda mkam"
Mna:"Oky nam ndakuthanda "

Undincamisile wahamba ndashiyeka ndisitya emva koko ndakhe ndahlala emva koko ndayovasa ndanxiba iimpahla zolala ndayongena egumbini lethu lolala ndafika elele ndamombathisa kakuhle ndalala phoff ubuthongo abukho ke ndiguquguquke ndizama uvusa lo andihlalise wase akavuka ndiye ndacimela ke ndazilalile bude bandiquka ubuthongo ndalala.

18/12/2023

Molweni nonke noba niqumbile nasi isizathu soba ndingabhali ndisezilalini ngoku akukho network kwaye ndiphekela umkhwethwa andibinalo ixesha lobhala. .

Ndicela ninyamezele nje kancinci kuleveki izayo ngolwesihlanu uyaphuma ndizotsho ndifumaneke uxolweni ngochaza ngoku kunge nxa ye network

04/12/2023

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Ndivuke ekuseni sele ndincanyiswa ubuso Yhuu akhonto endidina nje ngale andikuthandi ukuvuswa ke mna worse ba ndilele kamnandi kanje ndithe Xa ndivuka amehlo wandijonga lomfana wancuma MKR akhonento encumisayo ke apha.

Sipha:"bbe khovuke Mani kunini ulele"
Mna:"Yhoo akho peace Xa kukho Wena awusaboni kusekuseni na?"

Uvele wolula isandla sakhe wathatha I phone yakhe emva Koko wayi layita wayijongisa k*m yebethuna mna ndilala obuphi na ubuthongo amaxesha kungo 11:00 hayi sana yabona Lo umntwana uzophuma emkhulu asoze kaloku

Sipha:"usatsho nangoku ukuba Ku sekuseni ngoku? Cela uphakame ke uyovasa ukutya kululindile ezantsi"

Ndiye ndanqwala waphuma ke yena ndaphakama ndaqoqa apha emva Koko ndavasa ndanxiba iimpahla zam ezipholileyo ndakhe ndazijonga ezisipilini indlela endi fratsi ngayo andithandi Kofuneka Khe ndiyofakela namhlanje Khe ndiphumze nengqondo le yam . Ndifike Sele ephaka xeim umyeni wam ndiye ndahlala phantsi Waza nako ke Satya sincokola lomapholi sithe sokugqiba ukutya okukutya kwakhe kune tyiwa eninzi ndavasa izitya yena wayohlamba ndasose ndazibukelela ITV ubuyile ke enuka kamnandi emhle ephethe nezitixo zemoto

Mna:"Uyangaphi wabuya Sele uphethe izitixo"
Sipha:"Ndisa umfazi wam e Salon ayokwenza intloko then then Xa sibuya uzokhetha indawo afune siye kuyo siyochitha iintsuku ezine qha siphinde sibuye"
Mna:"Masiqale sikhethe Mani then sigqibele ngoyokwenza intloko"

Uvele wahleka

Sipha:"Umfazi endinaye uyathanda uhamba mani khonxibe izihlangu sizohamba"

Akhonto ndiyithanda ngathi kukhutshwa kunini ndafuna ukhutshwa Sana qha phike lomfana evimba ngemali yakhe.
Besisele sigqibele ke kwi salons zethu sobabini sisendleni egodukayo uyibalekisile safika ngoku endlini sifike sahlala kwicala lokuphumlela umntu wase wathula akandibuzanto ngoku ngehambo Kodwa undithembisile mkr

Mna:"bbe ubungathanga ndizokhetha indawo esizoya kuyo"
Sipha:"Yhoo uyathanda uhamba Luncumo caba ndimoshe ngoyithetha kuwe ngoku uzonditshutshisa"
Mna:"Yehake bbe khawuze ndikhethe"
Sipha:"Yhoo uyathanda uhamba ndikuncamile va ufuna siyephi ke Mamgcina wam"

Eshe ngoku ebezulisa apha mxm uyathanda uzenza ke lomfana ndimncamile

Mna:"masiye e Durban bbe zange ndaya phaya?"
Sipha:"Uwufuni ukuya e Paris mkam?"
Mna:"Hayi ndizotya Xa sele ekhona u Bhabha e Paris funa ukuya Xa isisu sithe ncaa"

Uvele wahleka

Sipha:"Yhoo akho ngxaki ke mntuwam bendicinga ke yazi kunganjani uqalise ngamalugiselelo omtshato noko mntwam mna ndiyafuna ubene ring lomnwe yabona u Phumzile wathi ndoyiswa kukufaka I ring Kodwa ndinebhongo ndithi ndikutshatile"
Mna:" Xa sibuya e Durban bbe sizo plan ngoku masijonge le sikuyo u Phumzile Myeke yena ukuba ulibele kugadana nam akasoze atshate"

Uvele wandincamisa ebunzi emva Koko wajonga e TV.ini

Sipha:"Pakisha ke Love sizohamba ngomso"

Ndiye ndaphakama ngokungxama ndayopakisha iimpahla zethu ngomso ikwayi date yam yoyohlukuhla mkr ndithendokugqiba ndayojonga into esizakuyitya ebusuku. Xa ndijonga ii cupboards zise empty kanene khange sithenge kutya yo hayike kuzo order.wa ndiye nda order I pizza ndahlala e kitchen yase yadika ndayifaka kwi warmer ndayohlala ecaleni Kuka Siphamandla ndabukela lebhola idikayo. Ixesha alisacothi bethuna kungo 2pm uyoze abethe Nini u 8 sizolala akukho nobuthongo ke into ebendinokuzulisa ngayo Yhoo.

Ndiphakame ndaya ekamireni ndafika I phone yam ikhala Xa ndijonga tshini Yi chom yam Sana

Mna:"sihlobo Sam"
Buhle:"Sihlobo Sam ntoni kunini ndimlinde I call yakho Oko kusile caba uzixelele awuzondibhatala imali yam"

Yhoo bekukudala kakade andiyazi Kutheni eyam ichomi inje indlela angabhataliyo ngayo ke yena Kodwa yena uyadina ubhatalwa mxm

Mna:"nzokunika chomi sukungxama"
Buhle:"sundixelela lonto ke mna khupha le Mali ndifuna uyozela sisi "
Mna:"u woah ingathi wabulawa ngotywala Wena khabuyeke ufane nam"
Buhle:"hahaha , awuziyekelanga Kuba ufuna nje Wena uyeke Kuba umithi yazi ngase ahlale ekuhlohla abantwana umyeni wakho uyeke utywala ngoba abutyiwa ngabantu nje zisa imali yam ke Sisi"
Mna:"Usile Yaz Wena Xa ucacile nzokuthumelela lomalanyana yakho mqhagi ndini"
Buhle:"elixesha kutsho kutsho intshontsho lenkukhu emanzi ingathi linethwe yimvula tshongamagxa amatsoro ingathi zikona Ze envelope uyandidika unesimenye Mani"

Ogqiba wacika I phone Yhoo hayi Sana usile Lo umphefumlo undophule umoya ngase ndilale ndiye ndamthumelela le Mali yakhe emva Koko ndalala . Ndivuke Sele k*mnyama ndiye ndahlamba ke u buso ndaya e kitchen ndakhupha I pizza ndayiphaka ndamsela lomntu usabukele ibhola Sana yhoo hayi ngoku idika kanje akadinwa ke yena . Sityile ke sibukele lobhola ngoba ungulowo ungafuni uncokola Xa ebukele Yona. Ndithe ndokugqiba ke mna ndayolala besele ndifuna kude kuse ngoku sizohamba sendidikiwe nayilendlu hahaha ndiyadlala Mani Kodwa ndingxamele uhamba nyani ungenile phaya emaxesheni

Sipha:"ngomso ayo date ka Bhabha"
MnA:"yiyo"
Sipha:"Kofuneka sibukele ke siqale e clinic kwenzele sizophuma kwa early apha kuzoqhuba mna"
Mna:"Kutheni singahamba khweli I plane"
Sipha:"ngelinye ixesha bbe masilale liyahamba ixesha"

Utsho engena ezingubeni nam ndagqumathela worse zange ndayikhwela nale plane ingase ndiyikhwele abufiki tuu k*m ubuthongo ndincame ndathi laqa ezimbini iipilisi ndozela kwangoko ndalala

Yebethuna kunini ndibhala nale insert mane iqalela ngenxa ye network didiniwe ngoku sizobonana kweya ngomso izobande kunale ukubaayindinxaphisanga kanje ngale yhoo

29/11/2023

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Yhuu udenzile ke lo Phumzile kufuneka ndigadiwe ngoku.Azange sayitya ne Christmas eKapa sizoqala kulonyaka noyitya ngaphandle kwabantwana bethu. Akhonto yogqitha ukhumbula abantwana bakho Yhoo ndiyabakhumbula abam mna Yhoo ingase bangazohlala nam qha phi ke Sana base bangandifuni kuyacaca ukuba ndandizalela umakhulu hayi mna.

Ndifike kakuhle kwam qha bek*mdaka ke ndakhe ndacoca indlu yonke emva Koko ndavasa ndayozithengela isonka ne drink opop zezona zinto ndizithandayo ngoku ndikhulelwe lona umntwana. Ndithe ndokugqiba ukutya ndatixa I gate yakwam nomnyango ndayolala akhonto yodlula ubuthongo Xa udiniwe.Ndivele nje ndagqumathela beza nje kamnandi ubuthongo bam.

Ndothuke k*mnyama kulendlu indlela endiboyika ngayo ke ubumnyama ndiphuthaphuthe I phone Yhuu ixesha limkile ngu 20:30 Oko bendilele ngokuya hayi Sana ndiyayilala into ndivele ndaphakama ndayochama ndalayta aphendlini ke emva Koko ndayothatha amanzi abandayo nee ice blocks ndayohlala ekamireni ndasela lamanzi ndakwamza ii ice zam namhlanje ndizolala ngazo Andirhaleli kutya phoff ndiyakurhalela qha akhokutya kulendlu ukuba bekukho umgubo ngendisitya umphokoqo one tea. Lihambilr ixesha ndihleli kule Kamire akho buthungo ndinesiyalo ndase ndakhumbula abantwana bam ndiqonde makhe ndibaphonele yase yangena straight Ku Voicemail iphone ka Makhulu noba akho network okanye icimile wethu.

Yangase ndilile ke ngoku yini abantwana bam ndiyabakhumbula ndachiphiza hayi Mani ingathi kukho into endithumayo Yhoo ndagixa hayi ndiyalukhumbula usapho lwam lonke andixeli abazali bam ke mna bona bandimishe gqithi ndixela u Siphamandla nabantwana bam ndagqibelanini uhlala nabo. Ndithe ndoziva ukuba ndonele kulila ndayovasa ubuso ndithe Xa Ndibuyela ekamireni yam nanku u Siphamandla uyakhulula MKR uyanyonyoba nyani lomntu ningayixela into yokokuba angatsho Xa ese gate.ini ba mandivulele Uyathanda nje undibona ndithetha. Uye wajika wandijonga wavula ingalo encumile wasondela k*m. Yenina uyanditefisa lomntwana nako ke ngoku iinyembezi zisiza yini bethuna ngoku bendisandogixa ngoku. Uthe wondifaka kuzo Yhoo hayike wangathi undithumile ndalila ndande ndonela esidaleni ndisukile kuye sahlala phezulu kwe bhedi

Sipha:"Mkam ndicela uxolo soze ndiphinde ndikugxothe okanye ndikulilise nam ndiyazibona uburongo bam busibekephi ndiphantse ndalahlekelwa nguwe ndixolele Mamgcina"
Mna:"Ndakuxelela Kudala mna ngoku masidlule kulonto. Ndilambile ngoku"

Uvele wasondela k*m wandanga wandincamisa emva Koko.

Sipha:"Ufuna ntoni ke bbe"

Utsho encumile

Mna:"umphokoqo one tea iswekile ingabi switi ke"

Uvele wandijonga

Sipha:"Bbe ngubani ozopheka ke ngoku ngoba kusebusuku for upheka umphokoqo khawucinge enye into"
Mna:"ayikho enye into ngaphandle kwawo Bhuti ndifuna wona"
Sipha:"Yhoo Hayibo kusebusuku nje jonga ixesha ngubani ngu 23:00 uzovuthwa Nini ke ngoku hayi bbe"
Mna:" yabona njengoba ulibele uzulisa ngebila ngoku amanzi"

Uvele waphuma wambakraza ucango hahaha asoze ndilambe mna ekhona wafakwa nguye lomntwana mnyama kwesisisu sam. Ukhawuleze wabuya wangena

Sipha:"Awukho umgubo bbe nzokuphekela ngomso Xa ndisukothenga ukutya"
Mna:"Ndizotya ntoni ke ngoku?"

Ndibuza ndicwengisile

Sipha:"Ndizo order bbe"

Ndavele ndachiphi chiphiza Yhoo hayi Sana iinyembezi k*m azipheli usondele k*m u Siphamandla

Sipha:"Bbe kubuhlungu ndawoni?"

Ndavele ndasikhupha isikhalo ingatha ndibethiwe ke ngoku wandithuthuzela xeim nam ndiyaziva ndiya ndilamba Xa ndimane ndikhala ingathi amathumbu am ayakhamana. Ndiye ndathula

Mna:"Andifuni kutya ukutya oku order.iweyo ndifuna umphokoqo"
Sipha:"Ndizawuthathaphi umgubo mna ngelixesha ?"
Mna:"Andiyazi ukuba zange ufake lerhorho yakho kwesisisu sam ngewungazopheka mphokoqo ke"
Sipha:"Mxm uba ndoze ndiphinde ndimithise ingaba andizazi ukuba ndifuna ntoni"

Utsho enxiba ke ezimpahla zakhe hahaha. Uthe Xa egqibile nam ndaphakama ndahamba naye uthe Xa ephuma k*mnyango wase kitchen wandijonga

Sipha:"Uyaphi ke ngoku Wena awuthanda ulambile khoyolala"
Mna:"Ndiyokukhangelisa umgubo nam nzohlala ndenze ntoni ndilambile"

Uvele wandijonga waphuma nam ndaphuma watixa Saya emotweni sayindlela ukuya e town.Siye sadlula kwenye indawo okojiwa inyama kuyo ndavele ndayibawela lelivumba.

Mna:"Cela ube undithengela umbengo ngalomzuzu sisakhangela lomgubo nesonka namanzi"

Uvele wamisa wayothenga ke lombengo nenyama wabuya ingeninzi nesonka namanzi abandayo. Sabuyela endlini Satya ke emva phoff ndim Lo utyayo lobhuti undijongile

Mna:"awuzoyitya le nyama ikwisitya sakho?"
Sipha:"Uyayifuna?"

Yehake uyibuza njani lonto

Mna:"Ewe"

Uvele wandinika yonke ndayitya ke mna ndathoba ngamanzi wam ndadenga kamnandi bakhawuleza bafika ubuthongo uye wathatha izitya ke yena mna ndaya ekamireni yethu ndayolala ufike ndisozela kamnandi wayohlamba wazolala nam ndavele ndalala kamnandi

25/11/2023

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Azola:"Akhomntu wonqena kanje ngawe ungayixela ukuba uleleleni kwelilanga"
Mna:"Andilelanga nje ndigqengqile nawe uyabona"
Azola:"Uyathanda uphika ungayixela ke ukuba uleleleni"
Mna:"Ndidiniwe mani khandiyeke"
Azola:"Uyonqena xeim noba unjani emzini wakho khawuvuke uhlambe ndifuna ucoca apha"
Mna:"Bendicocile nje awuboni?"
Azola:"Andizube ndiphiksana nawe ke mna khosuke"

Utsho ephuma mxm. Bethuna ever since kwafika uAzola apha ndiyadikeka andisahlelanga kamnandi Oko uyangxola ingathi ngumzali. Sele kuyiveki elapha Yhoo Yi radio sana ndade ndamxela nakwabazali bakhe qha ke bayamoyika bakhetha yena nakunam. Ndiswayise iingubo ndayothatha amanzi ebesebhakedeni ndawaquba ekomini Then ndavasa emva Koko ndazilungisa ndalungisa ne bed ndaya e kitchen ndithe Xa ndingena u Mama wandijonga nje waqhubeka nencoko nalentombi yakhe enengcondo ezomileyo. Ndiye kwi bread bin ndavula ndafika singekho umsindo endinawo ke ngoku worse bendiyalezile ukuba singatyiwa ndizovuka ndisitye qha babone ukuba ndi Dom bazositya Sele kusheke kancinci ndihambe kwelikhaya.

Mama:"Nanko ke uvuka Xa kuthande yena ayojonga isonka ukuba sikhona na asikho ke ndisenzele uTatakho asinoze silinde Wena ude uvuke Kodwa kukho umntu ofa yindlala"
Mna:"Kanti Mama ezazonka bendizithenge ngokuya bendilala ziphi zona bendithenge 4 kaloku ngesi nisinike u Tata"
Mama:"Unalonto yondinyusela imixhadi ke Wena ucinga asityi thina Na"

Mxm ndivele ndabashiya apho u Azola ebepheka ke yena I Papa ne pork nalo pork yakhe indinukisela kakubi indenza nar . Ndibuyele egumbini ndatsalela u Buhle ukhawuleze wayibamba

Buhle:"mntase ndacingwa nguwe namhlanje"
Mna:"Cela undijongele I tikiti lanamhlanje chom not nangomso namhlanje ndifuna ufika apho ngomso"
Buhle:"Oky ndizolijonga kwenzeka ntoni"
Mna:"Nzokubalisela Xa ndifika ulithumele Ku WhatsApp"
Buhle:"Oky mntase"
*hang ups*

Ndikhuphe i bag yam ndahlohla iimpahla Zam andizoyimela kaloku le ndithenge into ndiyaleze bona bayigqibe abandishiyeli ogqiba bapheke I pork bayayazi ke ukuba andiyithandi still babayipheka mxm ukuba ndiyoze ndiphinde ndize apha andiyazi tshini isonka sam. Ndiyibeke kakuhle le bag. Xa ndiqala uphuma yakhala I fown yam ongu Siphamandla

Mna:"hii"
Sipha:"Hayi Luncumo sele kuziveki ezimbini ungafuni nondibona ndiyamkhumbula mna ngoku"
Mna:"ufane wabala ukuba zingaphi awuzoza wandimosha gqithi"
Sipha:"Uxolo kaloku Mamgcina ufuna ndide ndithini ke ngoba ndingenza nantoni Na"
Mna:"Uzobizwa ndim Cela uyeke u fowuna ukuba uzondibuza lonto ufowune Xa ndifunwa ngabantwana"
Sipha:"Oky bbe ndiyakuthanda undibulisele Ku Bhabha uyeva"
Mna:"Oky"

Ogqiba ndacika I phone. Akhonto ndiyonyanya njenga le yongafunwa ngabantwana bathanda kulo Tatabo. Xa ndibafuna bathi mandiye kubo ntoleyo ndingazoyenza asoze ndiyozihlebisa kulamzi tuu ndizobona Icebo lobuyela lokubabona okanye nzobabona Xa sele besekapa.Ndiphumile ke ndayobukela I TV andisafuni nokokutya indlela endikhubeke ngayo . Baphakile ke bandinika okwam khange ndikuthathe into endiyifunayo sisonka Sam ukuba abanaso manayeke ke. Batyile bemane ukundijonga andinalo Kwa ixesha labo

Mama:"Hayibo Aphendule nakuya ukuba khawutye"
Mna:"Ndihluthi"
Mama:"Uhluthi ubusenzani sundidika ke thatha okwakutya ukutye, Yhuu ingathi awude uzophuthunywa hayi ndiyadikwa kucenga ukuba awumithanga kwakhona uzazi wedwa"

Mxm ndivele ndamjonga nje yangena I message ethi I bus yam iphuma ngo 18:00 amaxesha ibingo 12:00. Batyile ke bagqiba mna ndabusy kukujonga e TV.ini

Hours later

Besele Kungo 15:00 amaxesha ndiphakame ndayokhupha iibag Zam ndadlula kubo babe bendijongile

Mama:"Uyaphi ke ngoku"
Mna:"Ndibuyela kwam Mama noko Kudala ndilapha"
Tata:"Hayi Nomncinci iiveki ezimbini Zodwa ozihleli apha ufuna undixelela ukuba udikwe sithi"
Mna:"Hayi Tata qha ndikhumbula kwam ndizonibona kulonyaka uzayo niyitye kamnandi"

Andilindanga noba bandiphendule ndirhuqe I suitcase ndaphuma nge luck ndiye ndayifumana imoto eya etown kwezi zidlula ngasekhaya yandithatha yayondibeka ndabhatala ndayolinda kwindawo zebus ndiyayazi kuse early Kodwa hayi ndanele zilali ngoku. Lifikile ke ixesha saqabela sayindlela ukuya eKapa u Sipha nzombona phaya ngoku

Kungene I message Ku WhatsApp ethi"MOLO LUNCUMO HAYIBO NOKO NGOKU CELA UMXOLELE NDIMYAMVELA U BAFO NDIYAHAMBA KE NGOBA NDIYABONA NDIM UMXABANISI NDIBUYELA EKAPA NAMHLANJE CELA UBUYELE EMIZINI WAKHO NILUNGISE IZINTO NDIYATHEMBISA SOZE NDIPHINDE NDIKUHLUPHE EWE KE NDIYAKUTHANDA FUTHI ANDIXOKI KODWA NDIYAKUNCAMA NGOKU"

Yhuu Hayibo Kutheni azoya e Kapa Xa ndiyayo nam hayi u Phumzile ngomnye nje umkhubekisi nyani ningayixela emsa eKapa Xa kuya mna Hayisuka ingase ndimbulale mna. Ndiye ndam block.a akhonto ndizoyithetha naye mna ndiyamzonda qha. Nditye I slap esi besilapha kle pesi yam ndalala. Ndivuswe Yi call Yhuu akho peace apha nyani

Mna:"Yhoo khothethe fast ufuna ntoni"
Sipha:"Mkam ayondlela yobamba I phone leyo, Bandixelele abazali ukuba ubuyela e Kapa nam ndiyeza ke asoze uhlale wedwa kukho no Phumzile apho"

Mxm!

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Sisemotweni andizazi noba ndiziva njani intliziyo yam limenemene ifuna ndithi nca kuye but andizoyivumela asoze kaloku lomntu undigxothile futhi ndisamqumbele uye wandirhweca egxeni ngamjonga

Sipha:"Bbe kunini ndithetha nawe ucinga ntoni"
Mna:"Thetha lento uzoyenza uyeke izinto endizicingayo futhi cela uzuze nabantwana bam"
Sipha:"Hayibo bbe khome ngabantwana basonwabile uhlala phaya, Cela undixolele bbe ndilawulwe ngumsindo"
Mna:"hayisana umsindo wakho ungamandla Xa uzovele undingxolise ungavanga necala lam kuyacaca ukuba awundithembi wena ,wandigxotha phakathi kwabantu bakowenu abagezayo ulufanele phoff uxolo?"
Sipha:"Bbe sude uthethe kanjalo ndiyakuthemba qha uyewandonyanyisa u Phumzile indlela athethe ngayo ngawe k*m andimthandi umntu oncoma wena"
Mna:"Kutheni ungandilindanga ndakuchazela mna wavele wandigxotha"

Bendisele ndifixiza ke ngoku

Sipha:"Andiyazi ukuba bendingenwe yintoni mkam ndixolele"

Utsho endibamba

Mna:"Sundibamba ndiyeke wena uyandonyanyisa ubuye nabantwana bam ungaphinde uzapha"
Sipha:"Bbe siyohlukana"
Mna:"Uba ucinga njalo ewe ,khandiyeke Mani"
Sipha:"Bbe sukhwaza uzozapha uTata. Oyini sithandwa Sam asizode sohlukaniswe ngu Phumzile sumfaka phakathi kwethu ndakucela mkam"

Utsho endibamba endiqinisa ndavele ndalila kakhulu. Ndiyafuna umxolela bethuna Kodwa andizokwazi asoze Sana O Nasiphi bazotsho babenento yothetha ngam asose mna ndimxolele uzobona ukuba makathini hayi andifuni mna. Ndigixe kwase kwaphela eligaqa belisemqaleni emva Koko ndathula ndasuka kuye . Uye wandibamba ubuso wandosula iinyembezi amehlo wakhe ebebomvu ubuso buvele imithambo. Usuke wandincamisa nam ndalandela ekhondwe qhwa Kanye besele singenazo iimpahla unyuse iifestire zemoto wakhalisela umculo phezulu waphinde wabuya saqala apho besiyeke khona senze imijikelo emine Lo wokugqibela ububuhlungu hayi nje kancinci kucaca ukuba wenzelwa emsindweni futhi uphele Sele ndidiniwe.

Uye wasuka k*m wandosula nge wipes equmbe enjalo naye wazosula ogqiba ndanxiba ke mna naye wanxiba I boxer brief ne vest emva Koko wandijonga. Andiyazi nendihlelise kulemoto ndiyifumene into bendiyifuna ndizomane ndimfownela futhi Xa ndifunayo asoze ndizilambise ngenxa yoqumba kaloku never ningandijaji ayijajisi bethuna uye wandijonga wamdibamba izandla emva Koko wazincamisa

Sipha:"Bbe kwisigqibo osithathayo Cela singohlukani ndingayintoni ngaphandle kwakho Mamgcina"
Mna:"Uzoba yilento wawuyiyo ngokuya sasingekazani sube u Actor"

Uhleke kancinci wandijonga

Sipha:"Xa undijongile ndiya actor na Kofuneka nditshintshe I career ke ndijonge ukuba ndingalunga Na"

Mxm andizomphendula ke mna

Sipha:"Ndizobazisa abantwana ke Xa befuna ukuza nam Xa ndibafuna uzondinika Mo's "

Ndiye ndanqwala

Sipha:"Kengoku lona usesuswini ndizo bond.a njani"
Mna:"Andiyazi kaloku ukuba ubungandigxothanga kowenu nge.."

Wase wandivala umlomo ngomnywe caba ndithetha kakhulu na okanye akafuni ndiyithethe le yogxothwa

Sipha:"bbe ufuna ndide ndithini kwenzele undibone ukuba ndiyaxolisa thetha sithandwa Sam ndingenza yonke uyitshoyo"

Ndiye ndancuma

Mna:"Yonke into?"
Sipha:"ewe mkam"
Mna:"Cela wohlukane nam ke Bhuti mna nawe sizokuthetha ngabantwana qha"
Sipha:"Bbe andizokwazi uyenza lonto Yitsho enye"
Mna:"Hayike ayikho enye into Cela uvule amacango akho ndiphume"

Uvele wabetha isitulo nenqindi

Sipha:"F**k Phumzile "

Usukule ke wayovula ndaphuma naye waphuma.Walandela apha emva kwam

Mna:"Uyaphi na unganxibanga bhulukhwe khojike emva kwam"
Sipha:"ndiza kuwe andizokwazi uhamba singalungisanga izinto"

Mxm ndiye ndangena endlini naye wangena bekukho umama yedwa UTata engekho ke yena

Mama:"Nibhadlile Nomncinci no Siphamandla yintoni le niyenzayo"
Mna:"Andenzanganto ke mna andazi yena futhi kusekhaya apha ndivumelekile ukuba ndinxibe nakanjani"
Mama:"Ude ungene ngesikipa sendoda ke ngoku mntanam Wena nyana usinde Kuba engekho u Tata ubuzokhupha inkomo yindelelo kaloku le"
Sipha:"Mama ndixolele ukhupha noba zininzi andizokwazi uhamba ndingathethanga naye"
Mna:"Mama Mxelele ukuba andifuni uthetha naye makahambe"
Mama:"Nyana hamba Bhuti sizothetha naye ukhe umyeke acinge ukuba ufuna ntoni, Luncumo Khulula isikipa somnye"
Sipha:"okay ndizomyeka acinge obubusuku namhlanje ngomso ndizobe ndilapha ukuba awuyivulanga I fown yakho"
Mna:"okay"
Sipha:"Iyakuthanda idyani yakho uyeva . Mama ndimkile"
Mama:"Khode uhambe uzosibizela amehlo Mani"

Ndivele ndanentsini waphuma ndayokhupha yonke

Mama:"Akhonto uyihlekayo sies ninamanyala Mani Nina Yhoo ade aphume enxibe into yangaphantsi caba khange onele"
Mna:"Ebonele qha..."
Mama:"Hayi hayi sundibalisela ngomlalo wakho mna unani na Yhuu unezinto Sisi uzophinde umithe ngoku abanye abane axakane nento, phoff uzothini ungamithi abane nenzela nase motweni"
Mna:"Hayibo mama"
Mama:"Suthi Hayibo layita I fwon"

Ndiye ndaphakama ndayilayta ke emva Koko ndayicharga. Kuze Madlamini ongumhlobo kamama hayike bagwadla iindaba babe behlekela phezulu ndiye ndabizwa ngu Mama ke nam ndaya

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After ndibeke uLuncumo kokwabo ndiye ndayosela e town andiqondi ukuba ndingakwazi ujongana no Phumzile ngoku ngoba nzovela ndimbethe. Ndithe ndisasela kwangena I call ndayijonga ngu Mama

Mna:"Mama"
Mama:"ubuya Nini apho ukhoyo"
Mna:"No andizobuya ndisendleleni eya ekapa ngoku andizokwazi ujongana nonyana wakho"
Mama:"ungabalekisi ke ngoba ndoyika ulahlekelwa nguwe Phonqonqo"
Mna:"Ndiqhuba ngalendlela ndiqhele uqhuba ngayo futhi noba ingabakho longozi izobe ingenziwa ndim"
Mama:"Uyabuthetha ububhanxa ke Wena izobe yenziwa ngubani Xa ingenguwanga Na"
Mna:"Nini"
Mama:"yehake ndimithi mna jonga ungaxeleli mntu uyeva mayihlale phakathi kwethu no Tatakho makangayazi uzozibonela"
Mna:"okay mama"
Mama:"Futhi kuyoyonke lento yakho ubuye uzothatha umfazi wakho nabantwana ungalibali kutuja apha"
Mna:"Sure"

*Hang ups*

Mxm ndisele ndaziva ndinxilile ndaphuma ndaya emotweni ndathi chuu ubuyela elalini yam. Ndifike kusonwatyiwe kulomzi ndiphume emotweni ndaya kwi flat yam ndafika ndatixa ndangqengqa Oko ndicingana no Mfazi wam noko ndiyamkhumbula ndivule I fown ndathi Xa ndizomfowunela kwakho into ethi mandimlinde andifownele omhlawumbi akafuni nova nelolizwi lam ngoku ndiye ndalala.

Ndivuke Sele ilanga likhona ndavasa ndayojonga abantwana bam Xa ndifika abekho kukho u Baphantsi qha.

Mna:"boy baphi abanye"
Baphantsi:"andbazi , Tata ndifuna umama mna"

Okay

Mna:"u Mama ukokwabo uzobuya Xa sizogoduka"
Baphantsi:"Ndisekuye mna ndiyamfuna"
Mna:"Baphantsi andizokwazi ukusa umama uzobuya"
Baphantsi:"hayike nzoxelela u Makhulu ba Wena awufuni ndiye k*mama"

Utsho ehamba mxm andizomcenga andikafuni ujongana naye u Luncumo ngoku yena ndiyamthanda ngentliziyo yam yonke futhi Lena Yi challenge yethu yokuqala zange sakhe saxabana ke thina kulomtshato siyaqala ngqa. Kuze u Nasiphi ehamba no Zusiphe my ex girlfriend before sihambe no Mama siyohlala Phesheya

Nasiphi:"Molo Bhuti"
Mna:"Yeah"
Nasiphi:"Since engekho u Luncumo ndiqonde mandizise u Zusiphe azokuthuthuzela yayazi Mo's ba uyakwazi ukuba ungumntu onjani"

Utsho endibethela imehlo. Okay uye wahamba ndashiyeka nalomntana

Mna:"Zusiphe sohlukana Kudala Mo's futhi uyayazi nditshatile so ufuna ntoni apha"
Zusiphe:"Nothing bendizokubulisa mna akhonto engaphaya ,but I miss you"
Mna:"Undkhumbula ntoni Na ngoba sohlukana Kudala mna nawe"
Zusiphe:"Su actor apha wathatha ubuntombi bam wathi uzonditshata ndisenayo Nala ring yakho Oko ndikulindile Siphamandla awubuyi Kutheni undimisele ngobomi ngoku ndiva kuthwa utshatile"
Mna:"Njani ba ndik*misele ngobomi Na ngoba zange ndimke nento yakho"
Zusiphe:"Khoyeke uthetha ukunya Wena uyayazi lento ndithetha ngayo"
Mna:"Ucinga ndingatshata nomntu omuncu kanje ngawe zijonge zange ugqibe nofunda u Grade 12 wakho iphupho lakho kubane salon awufuni ukufunda ufuna uba Yi house wife zijonge nangoku uthetha nje nam"
Zusiphe:"But u Mfazi wakho akamilanga ukodlula mna "

Yeah yena umilile but andikhokuye mna

Mna:"Ungaphinde uthethe ngomfazi wam uyeva"

Nditsho ndisondela kuye I hate umntu ojonga u Mfazi wam noba yintombi Na Xa umjonga ngase umjonge ngenye indlela not ngale yase Kamireni. Uvele wakhulula amaqhosha ale lokhwe yakhe kwavela amabele udlamini wam uvele wanyuka msinya. Ndiye ndambamba ndamoyamisa ngemoto ndiyayazi ndamkrwitsha asoze ndithi ndifuna umfazi wam Kube kufika abantu abazozijula k*m ndikrwitshwe kweza u Phumzile wazonqanda

Phumzile:"Hayi Bafo umfazi akenziwa lento uyenzayo myek"
Mna:"Ayingo wam Lo umfazi jonga Wena ungaphinde uzapha uyeva ungaphinde uthethe ngomfazi wam uyeva

Ndiye ndajonga Lo Ume phambi kwam ungu Phumzile

Mna:"suka Wena phambi kwam nxa"

Uvele wasuka akathetha. Ndiye ndayongena endlini ndathatha izitixo zemoto ndaya e town ndifike msinya ndathenga izinto ezimnandi for umkam gqiba ndamthengela u KFC ndayindlela ukuya kokwabo hayi bafethu ningandijongi kanjalo ndiyamkhumbula.

An hour later

Ndifikile kokwabo ndizamile umfownela ingena Ku Voicemail ndizincamile ndangena ndifike kukho u Tatakhe efunda I newspaper u babe ebenxibe I vest no tight khange andihoye ngoku ndingenayo. Utatakhe uphakeme weza ngak*m undifake impama ndingalindelanga ndiye ndazihamba isidlele waphinde wandiphinda kwesinye ndiye ndamjonga

Tata:"Kutheni nje umntanam umenza into yakho yodlala huh? Ufane wandijonga awusondenzanto"

Uye waphinde Waza kwelicala sikulo wama kude kufutshane no Tatakhe. Ndithe ndisajonge u Luncumo yaphinde yangena iimpama elixhego liya lindenza umsindo ngoku uvele walila u Luncumo

Tatakhe:"Ulilelani Wena Vala lomlomo andibethi Wena apha"
Luncumo:"Hayi Myeke Tata "
Mamakhe:"Tshini Nomncinci uyayithanda indoda Myeke abethwe"

Uvele wazoma phambi kwam ndiye ndamvulela iingalo walila umntu wam

Tatakhe:"Yioo nisenza amamenemene nina khaniye noba kusekamireni yakhe ngoba uyangxola Lo"

Ndiye ndahleka

Mna:"Bbe masambe siye emotweni siyokhupha izinto zakho"

Uvele wancuma phakathi kwezonyembezi. Siye sahamba sifike ndamngenisa nam ndaya kwelam icala ndangena sahlala e back sit watya ke

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