06/07/2026
😂💔 Guys, I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or disappear completely. I seriously need advice! 😭🙏
Yesterday night, I was watching a Nollywood movie where one boy pranked his mother by pretending he had won a huge cash prize. 🤣
The woman only laughed and chased him around the house with a pillow. 😂
I smiled and said,
“Na so prank dey sweet? Tomorrow my own mama go laugh too.” 😭💔
The next morning, my parents were eating breakfast peacefully. 🍞☕
Then one dangerous spirit of overconfidence entered my body. 👻😂
Without thinking, I shouted…
“Mummy! Daddy! I just got a message… I won the American visa lottery and a fully funded scholarship!” 🇺🇸🎓🤣
My spoon never even touched the table before my mum screamed…
“JESUS HAS DONE IT!!!” 😭🙌
My dad nearly swallowed his tea.
Before I could say “it’s a prank…”
My mum had already called every prayer warrior she knew.
“My son is going to America!” 😂📞
Within minutes…
Our pastor arrived.
Three prophets arrived.
Two evangelists arrived.
One woman came with anointing oil the size of a cooking oil bottle. 🤣💔
My forehead became an express road.
Oil here…
Oil there…
Oil everywhere. 😭
Then my dad said,
“This kind of testimony deserves a celebration!” 🤣
He withdrew all his savings.
Killed two fat goats. 🐐🐐
Ordered 100 crates of soft drinks.
Hired a live band.
Even printed a banner that read…
“FAREWELL TO OUR FUTURE AMERICAN PROFESSOR.” 😂💔
The whole community gathered.
Children were already calling me…
“Uncle America!” 🇺🇸🤣
One old woman brought her granddaughter and whispered,
“When you reach America, marry this one.” 😭😂
Another uncle handed me his CV.
“Help me find work when you get there.” 🤣
One landlord even reduced my family’s house rent because…
“Our son has made us proud.” 😂
Meanwhile…
I had not even crossed my street, let alone crossed the Atlantic Ocean. 😭💔
The MC grabbed the microphone and shouted…
“Our international traveler will now address the people!
