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Girls wanna have fun 🍻 🍷...well, until the bar tab arrives. 😁😹
16/11/2025

Girls wanna have fun 🍻 🍷...well, until the bar tab arrives. 😁😹

She'll be sipping martinis and having a ball... meanwhile, her husband sitting at home thinking, "I'm paying for this?"...
16/11/2025

She'll be sipping martinis and having a ball... meanwhile, her husband sitting at home thinking, "I'm paying for this?"

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Why did the lady bring a ladder to the club?- Because she heard the drinks were on the house! - 🤔😂😂😂🍻
16/11/2025

Why did the lady bring a ladder to the club?

- Because she heard the drinks were on the house! - 🤔😂😂😂🍻

"See them slaying in the streets , you won't believe how they live in there homes. 🤔🙌🏿😂
16/11/2025

"See them slaying in the streets , you won't believe how they live in there homes. 🤔🙌🏿😂

DEAR MEN, AVOID THESE ➡️The Beauty Without BrainsShe’s gorgeous. Face like art.But when she talks, you realize: there’s ...
16/11/2025

DEAR MEN, AVOID THESE

➡️The Beauty Without Brains
She’s gorgeous. Face like art.
But when she talks, you realize: there’s nothing upstairs.
She adds nothing, contributes nothing — just eats your time, your money, and your peace.
Destiny doesn’t respond to makeup, bro.

➡️The "Soft Life or Nothing" Babe
She has no hustle, no skill, no value.
She’s allergic to struggle, but wants to live in luxury.
And guess who will fund her laziness? You.
If you stay long enough, she’ll drain your wallet and call it “standard.”

➡️The Seductress with No Substance
Every time she shows up, your sense disappears.
She knows what you like, and she weaponizes it to control you.
By the time you realize what she’s doing, you’ve lost your money, mind, and mission.

➡️The Gold-Digger with Class
She doesn’t ask you for money directly.
She just positions herself until you feel guilty enough to pay for everything.
She’s not broke — she just prefers to live off you.
You’re not her man… you’re her business plan.

➡️The Spiritually Dead Woman
You’re fasting. She’s twerking.
You’re praying. She’s gossiping.
You’re focused on God — she’s focused on TikTok.
Being unequally yoked is not just about marriage, it’s about direction.
She’ll lead you away from grace.

➡️The Toxic Feminist Clone
She believes all men are trash, but still wants a man to take care of her.
She argues more than she agrees.
She brings rebellion, not peace.
You think you’re dating her, but really, you’re fighting a movement.

➡️The Ex You Refuse to Let Go Of
She’s in your past ,but she still has emotional keys to your present.
You claim you’ve moved on, but her voice still influences your decisions.
Bro, close that door. God can’t open the next chapter if you’re still rereading the last one.

➡️The One Sent to Waste You
Let’s be real ,not every woman is from God.
Some were assigned by hell to delay you, distract you, and destroy your destiny through s*x, stress, or subtle sabotage.
Don’t just look at her face,Discern her spirit.

Uzenenye!!!!😁🤔😂😂 Pick n Pay
16/11/2025

Uzenenye!!!!😁🤔😂😂 Pick n Pay

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16/11/2025

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14/11/2025

Happiest FRIDAY ❤️🎉🎉🎉

10/11/2025

Why do couples stop kissing as soon they got married?

Whats happening in SA ??????🤔
10/11/2025

Whats happening in SA ??????🤔

10/11/2025

Happy monday 🤌🏾♥️

On Fridays , water tastes like it expired 🤌🏾😔🤣😂😃
24/10/2025

On Fridays , water tastes like it expired 🤌🏾😔🤣😂😃

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