Phepho jokes

20/02/2026

Promote your page, they will follow you.🤞🥺🤍🔥🇿🇦

20/02/2026

A nongo bebelwa u rengisa muvhili ngosa di divha ni do di wana ni kho u rengisa. Vhanzhi vhoto mangala vhakho rengisa .

Huna ndila tharu dzo rengisa muvhili.

1.Zwo ima bagani. Muthu a lindela vho noda u mujia.

2.Gold digger. Vhasidzana vhane vha funa muthu ana chelede. Ichi fhela vhaya kha munwe.

3. Slay Queen. Vhasidzana vho groove. Vhane vhadi bvisa na vhanna vhana zaka. Ni ngavha nae anytime if you want. But after uvha nothe nae ado benefits. Huvha husina thaidzo.

Hezwo ni swika hafho bcz u balelwa u divha reason yori why ni tshi tea uvha kha relationship.

Na vhuya na toda u funa muthu for uni support. At the End na ma Nigeria 🇳🇬 nido a lisa. Bcz kha life yanu ani koni u humbula zwoni chidza ni toda uri munna huvhe ene ono mentain status chanu.

Love is about feelings. Funani muthu ane na kho mufuna. Naho asa shumi asina na peni . Ni plan future nothe ni thusane for u bvelela ni dovha na muta wa vhudi.

Thaidzo ni toda muthu ono bvelelaho ngazwo vhatshi tamba nga vhoinwi bcz vhunzhi ha vhanna vho bvelelaho vho jola for udi takadza.

12/02/2026

Musadzi asina naku allergy nyana anola na thoho ya mbudzi🚩

10/02/2026

Today is the 10th. Right now many women are busy preparing for Valentine’s. Making sure the package is ready for delivery 🍑📦

Crazy thing is… women don’t even need to buy anything.Their Valentine’s gift is already built-in. No Woolworths. No Checkers. No debit order.

But wena my broer?
You must budget, buy flowers, chocolates, teddy bear, book dinner, buy petrol, pay bolt, deliver everything like a courier.After all that stress and spending…Her gift to you is something you’ve been getting since day one of the relationship. Same gift. Same style. Same swimming.
And every guy before you also got that same Valentine’s gift .

So you spend money you don’t have,
To impress someone who didn’t spend a cent, To receive something you already get on a random day.

Crazy world we living in.
But sharp… Valentine’s is coming.
Budget wisely, soldiers

06/01/2026

Results

Gauteng....99.5%
Mpumalanga...70.4%
Eastern Cape...65.5%
Western Cape....56.6%
Kwa Zulu Natal...76.5%
North West...51.2%
Limpopo...99.8%
Northern Cape...67.3%
Free State...64.6%

Ndi Dza Vhufevhi Hedzi Ari Lindele Dza Matric

01/01/2026

lufuno lu spiritual and lu connect na malofha. Musi no wana muthun ono ni funa . Hudo dala zwisolo noni sanda bcz vhathu vha dovha vhasa ni pfesesi bcz nivha ni kha lifhasi la vhoinwi la lufuno ngazwo husina na ane ado ni advice na zwijia.

Ngoho uri na kombechedza muthu uri ani fune or na mubecha uri ani fune. ngoho uri heyo relationship ido fhela munwe a kho lila.

nido ambisa muthu for nwaha wothe ani funa but asini takadze nga chithu bcz mbilu yawe aiho kha inwi. udo chila na inwi sa muthu oto funwaho ngo vhavhalelwa.

01/01/2026

vhasidzana vho dala u fhira vhanna . but uri ni wane musidzana a kho funa munna muthihi zwikonda nga mannda. kha vhasidzana vha 20 are loyal nido wana a muthihi. lune kha 100 nido wana vhare loyal hu 5.

so zwo rali ono khovha tsilu ndi nnyi? n chino bora ni wana nisa kho cheat na muthu muthihi vhodala ni chi chila nga mazwifhi khavho.

27/12/2025

A girl posted on her timeline saying she needs R5000 urgently😪
People were just observing the post without saying anything😪
Then a guy commented nd said he can help😶
She smiled nd the guy ask for her acct details nd send her R6000😱 nd told her to use the remaining R1000 for her self🙌
The girl thanked him🙏.... One day the girl called the guyy nd asked for a date, he agreed nd they went
They started having feelings for each other💑
Then the girl surprised him with a brand new car😱😱, nd she took the guy to Dubai nd they got married💕💕😇

MORAL LESSON: I need R5000 urgently🤨🤨
Remember the lesson.🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

11/12/2025

06/12/2025

Mianga Vhari Nwiseni 🍻 Namusi Nne Ndido Ni Nwisa Machelo 🍻🥺😋.

25/05/2025

Uri mini muthu wanu ni chi muvhudzisa ngaha Trump na Ramaphosa?

kana u divha zwezwi zwa 30 cent na Germany fhedzi