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28/11/2025

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WHAT ZAMBIAN WOMEN WANT AFTER S*X – LOCAL, FUNNY AND A LITTLE EROTIC

When a man wants s*x, he can say all the sweet things… my love, baby, mummy, even sweetie bane just to enter the match. But the real truth shows after the s*x. Many Zambian women enjoy the action but still feel unloved. Some wives even feel used when the husband just finishes and sleeps like he has been paid to switch off the lights.

Gentleman, listen… to a woman, s*x is not just hips and movement. It is intimacy, affection and connection. After she reaches the sky, what she needs is not you snoring like a generator.

Here is what a Zambian woman actually wants after the climax:

1. Cuddle her nicely until she sleeps.
Wrap your arms around her like a warm chitenge and whisper sweet nonsense as you both relax.

2. Kiss her gently on the lips, forehead and even those closed eyelids.
Let her know that even after the match, you still want her body near you.

3. Tell her I love you.
Simple words, but they make her feel the moment was about love, not just your bedroom Olympics.

4. Touch her tummy softly.
Especially if you two are trying for a baby, just a small rub like you are blessing the future.

5. Pray for her.
A short prayer, even God thank you for this woman, protect our love. It tells her your relationship is sacred, not just vibes.

6. Tell her she is beautiful.
Hype her up.
My baby, you are fine-fine. Inside and outside.
Remove all those negative thoughts from her mind.

7. Look at her properly.
Not quick glances. Deep eye contact. Study her face. Zambian women glow differently when they feel wanted before, during and after the action.

8. Tell her she was amazing.
Women feel pressure to impress.
Tell her she did well. Tell her she made you lose your balance. Tell her she nearly finished you.
The more you hype her, the more she will break your spine next time.

9. Play with her fingers and the wedding ring.
Touch her hands gently. Spin her ring with your thumb. Tell her, my love, I am yours. Only yours.

Add your own number 10 to the list

29/09/2025

JUST IN: President Hakainde Hichilema will travel to the United Kingdom (UK) this week for a three day working visit.

29/09/2025

Celebrating my 2nd year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

29/09/2025

Copperbelt minister gives cop earful for early roadblocks

A TRAFFIC police officer on the Copperbelt was reduced to a 'seconds' hand on an analogue clock, saluting every second the provincial minister Elisha Matambo reprimanded him for mounting up a roadblock early in the mourning, causing unnecessary congestion.

Matambo, who was visibly furious, questioned why the officer was stopping motorists during peak commuting hours in the morning saying the timing was causing unnecessary delays for workers heading into town.

“Stop stopping people going to work! These people are going for work at seven hours, and you are putting a roadblock on the road. What are you trying to do? You want to make this government unpopular?” he yelled at the officer in a video he posted on his page.

The minister instructed that roadblocks and vehicle inspections should be conducted after 10:00 hours, allowing citizens to commute freely between 6:00 and 10:00, the hours when most people travel to work.

The officer, clearly caught off guard, was just shouting yes sir and saluting in appology, but the minister was having none of it.

He looked like a man caught in the wrong act at the wrong time, unable to muster an explanation that could save him in that moment.

By George Musonda

Kalemba September 29, 2025

22/08/2025

STATE SEIZES K950 MILLION IN CASH AND OVER K99 MILLION IN VEHICLES AND PROPERTIES

By Chamuka Shalubala

Director of Public Prosecutions Gilbert Phiri has disclosed that over K950 million in cash has been forfeited to the state from various members of the public.

In an interview with Phoenix News, Mr. Phiri revealed that 154 vehicles and trucks worth K57.17 million and 70 housing units valued at K42.32 million have been seized and forfeited.

He assured the public that all forfeited assets are fully accounted for, with all funds directed to Control 99 through the Secretary to the Treasury.

Some forfeited vehicles are redistributed to institutions like schools, hospitals, law enforcement agencies, and government ministries lacking transport, emphasizing transparency and documentation in the process.

While acknowledging public concerns over asset accountability, Mr. Phiri reiterated that relevant institutions are in place to ensure proper tracking and management of forfeited assets.

PHOENIX NEWS

21/08/2025

Happy Birthday To You, Angela Nyirenda.

21/08/2025

Secretary to the Cabinet Named Sole Spokesperson on Lungu Burial

Government has designated the Secretary to the Cabinet as the sole and exclusive source for all official statements regarding the ongoing court case and burial process of sixth President Edgar Lungu.

All ministries and Government Agencies have been instructed to refrain from issuing public statements regarding the burial of sixth President Edgar Lungu

This is according to a cabinet office circular signed by Secretary to the Cabinet Patrick Kangwa.

Mr. Kangwa says the instruction should be adhered to as Government continues to seek appropriate resolution to the burial of Mr. Lu

21/08/2025

President Hakainde Hichilema has appointed Major General Henry Chiwaya as the new Deputy Air Force Commander, taking over from Major General Kalaluka who has been redeployed to diplomatic service.

08/08/2025

Surgeons at NTH Remove Shocking Assortment of Metal Objects from Patient’s Stomach.

By Cornelius Kabwe

In a rare and extraordinary surgical procedure, a team of surgeons at Ndola Teaching Hospital (NTH) has successfully removed an astonishing assortment of metallic foreign objects from the stomach of a 30-year-old male patient, in a case that has stunned even the most experienced medical professionals.

The patient, a resident of Ndola’s , was rushed to NTH after suffering severe abdominal pain and being unable to pass stool for an entire week. Following a medical assessment, the doctors ordered abdominal and chest X-rays and what they found was nothing short of shocking.

The scans revealed that the patient’s stomach and intestines were packed with numerous metallic objects, causing a dangerous obstruction and placing his life in immediate danger.

He was rushed to theatre, where the surgical team worked for more than three hours in a high-stakes operation to remove the items.

When the procedure was completed, the surgical table told the full story: among the extracted objects were 2 car spark plugs, 17 sharp wire pieces, one car key and two padlock keys, s 4 one-kwacha coins (including one lodged in the large intestine), 4 bolts, 1 female bra wire stabilizer, and a ring wire. The shocking collection was carefully laid out on a surgical cloth for documentation.

Some of the items had caused perforations in the stomach wall, with prolonged retention causing chronic gastric outlet obstruction

Many objects were also observed to be heavily corroded, suggesting they had been ingested over a long period of time.
“It’s not unusual to find foreign objects in a patient’s stomach, but this quantity and variety is something we hardly ever see this appears to have been a gradual ingestion over time.”Dr. Mushikita Songwe, one of the surgeons narrated.

Thanks to the quick thinking of the medical team and the skill of the surgeons, the patient survived. He is now in stable condition and undergoing further assessments

The skilled surgical and theatre team included: Surgeons: Dr. Ngoma Royd, Dr. Mushikita Songwe, and Dr. Muswala Dominic Anaesthetist: Dr. Kabamba Scrub Nurse: RN Kennedy Bijou, Runner: RN Beatrice Mulenga, Recovery Theatre Operating Nurse (RTON): Paul Kampinda

:Ndola Teaching Hospital Public Relations Department

02/08/2025

Boko goes home with bags of maize seed, fertiliser from Zambia

BOTSWANA’S President Advocate Duma Boko has returned home with a generous agricultural package from Zambia, courtesy of President Hakainde Hichilema, who gifted him fertiliser and maize seed on behalf of farmers and commercial enterprises.

The donation includes 250 bags of 50kg basal dressing fertiliser, 250 bags of 50kg top dressing (urea) fertiliser, and 1,200 kilograms of seed maize, all locally produced by Zambian firms.

Announcing the gift during the Agricultural and Commercial Show in Lusaka this afternoon, President Hichilema said the donation was a symbol of friendship between the two nations and a celebration of local agricultural productivity.

“Because this is an agricultural and commercial show, I have been asked on behalf of the show and indeed friends, farmers, commercial enterprises to encourage you and your family or someone you choose to donate to, to be able to donate to you Mr. President, today, 250 by 50kgs of basal dressing fertiliser to you Mr. President,” said President Hichilema.

“As farmers, we know basal dressing is not enough, we need top dressing, so a similar quantity, 250 by 50kg of top dressing Urea to you Mr. President. And a donation of 1200kgs of seed maize to go along with the fertiliser.”

He explained that the donation was sourced from local suppliers including United Capital Fertiliser, Corteva Agriscience and Seed Co.

The Head of State said Zambia had adopted what he termed positive discrimination by prioritising procurement from homegrown businesses that manufacture locally and create jobs.

And President Boko expressed appreciation for the gesture, calling it a message of solidarity and climate action.

“The seeds I just received from a Zambian farmer are not just a gift, they are an enactment of the message of climate adaptation,” he said.

“Zambian farmers are clearly working hard and this show is your moment to showcase the work of your hands.”

He also praised Zambia for embracing climate smart agriculture and exporting seed, saying the donation represented not only cooperation between the two countries but also hope for sustainable farming in the region.

President Boko was seen off back to his country immediately he opened the Agricultural and Commercial show this afternoon.

By Catherine P**e

Kalemba, August 2, 2025

02/08/2025

Decomposed Body Identified as Missing Chinese Farmer in Livingstone

Elias Limwanya

A decomposed body discovered in the bush near the Ndeke area of Livingstone has been identified as Shi Shengfang, a 57-year-old Chinese national and farmer who had been missing since early July.

The grim discovery was made on the morning of July 31, when Diniwe Sakala, 23, and her friends stumbled upon the remains while gathering firewood behind Shungu Namutitima School.

Sakala immediately alerted police at the Airport Police Post, who arrived at the scene to confirm the report.

According to officials, the body, clad in grey checked trousers and a black top, was found lying on its back.

Due to the advanced stage of decomposition, police were unable to determine the cause of death or identify any visible injuries. Two blankets were also found near the body.

Authorities called in the Livingstone City Council’s Department of Public Health, and the remains were transported to Nakatindi Cemetery, where they were buried pending a post-mortem examination.

On August 1, investigators met to review evidence from the scene, including photographs. Observers noted the deceased’s hair appeared to be of Asian origin, and a distinctive ring and clothing hinted at a possible connection to a missing person case involving a Chinese national.

Police later contacted Wang Qiuyi, the 24-year-old daughter of Shi Shengfang, who had been reported missing from Mukuni Village in Kazungula District on July 4.

After reviewing the photographs, Wang positively identified her mother’s body based on the hairstyle, clothing, and jewelry.

Investigators are now searching for a farm worker last seen in the company of the deceased, who is considered a person of interest in the ongoing investigation.

Police have not released further details about the individual, but the manhunt continues.

Source: Muvi TV

01/08/2025

August 01,2025-The Zambia Police Service would like to confirm a tragic incident of murder and su***de that occurred today, August 01,2025, at around 05:30 hours in the Low Density Area of Solwezi District, and was reported to Solwezi Central Police Station at 09:21 hours by F/Kalumbu Agnes, aged 45, of the same residence.

According to the report, F/Womba Samulozela, aged 41, and her stepbrother M/Wanna Samulozela, aged 42, were fatally shot by M/Funkuta Muyembi, aged 46, a Police Officer stationed at Solwezi Central Police Station, who was also the husband to the deceased Womba Samulozela. The incident is believed to have stemmed from an ongoing marital dispute.

Police officers promptly responded to the scene and discovered all three deceased persons in the same room. The bodies of the two victims were found lying on the floor, while the body of the shooter lay partially on the bed.

Detailed observations at the scene revealed the following:

F/Womba Samulozela sustained a gunshot wound on the left side of the ribs, with an exit wound on her back.
M/Wanna Samulozela was shot on the left side of the ribs; however, no exit wound was observed.
M/Funkuta Muyembi, the officer, sustained a gunshot wound to the right side of the neck, with an exit wound at the back of the head. An AK-47 rifle, serial number 1674, was found clamped on his chest with the safety catch open, one round in the chamber, and two rounds remaining in the magazine.
The firearm was a police-issued weapon drawn by the officer earlier that morning at 05:05 hours, as recorded in the Occurrence Book at the Inquiries Office. Officer Muyembi had indicated that he was following up on a report at Mutanda.

Preliminary investigations suggest that the officer gained entry into the house using a spare key and proceeded to shoot his wife and her stepbrother before taking his own life. It has also been established that the couple had separated on July 30,2025 following a series of marital disputes.

The late M/Wanna Samulozela has been identified as a medical doctor stationed at Solwezi Provincial Health Office, recently transferred from Lusaka. He had been residing with the couple at the time of the incident.

Police have since instituted a full scale investigation into the matter. All three bodies have been transported to Solwezi General Hospital mortuary where they await postmortem examinations and subsequent burial.

This unfortunate incident highlights the importance of addressing domestic disputes through peaceful and lawful means. The Zambia Police Service deeply regrets the loss of life and extends heartfelt condolences to the bereaved families.

Rae Hamoonga
POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER

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