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🏆🏆🏆WHAT ZAMBIAN WOMEN WANT AFTER S*X – LOCAL, FUNNY AND A LITTLE EROTICWhen a man wants s*x, he can say all the sweet th...
28/11/2025

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WHAT ZAMBIAN WOMEN WANT AFTER S*X – LOCAL, FUNNY AND A LITTLE EROTIC

When a man wants s*x, he can say all the sweet things… my love, baby, mummy, even sweetie bane just to enter the match. But the real truth shows after the s*x. Many Zambian women enjoy the action but still feel unloved. Some wives even feel used when the husband just finishes and sleeps like he has been paid to switch off the lights.

Gentleman, listen… to a woman, s*x is not just hips and movement. It is intimacy, affection and connection. After she reaches the sky, what she needs is not you snoring like a generator.

Here is what a Zambian woman actually wants after the climax:

1. Cuddle her nicely until she sleeps.
Wrap your arms around her like a warm chitenge and whisper sweet nonsense as you both relax.

2. Kiss her gently on the lips, forehead and even those closed eyelids.
Let her know that even after the match, you still want her body near you.

3. Tell her I love you.
Simple words, but they make her feel the moment was about love, not just your bedroom Olympics.

4. Touch her tummy softly.
Especially if you two are trying for a baby, just a small rub like you are blessing the future.

5. Pray for her.
A short prayer, even God thank you for this woman, protect our love. It tells her your relationship is sacred, not just vibes.

6. Tell her she is beautiful.
Hype her up.
My baby, you are fine-fine. Inside and outside.
Remove all those negative thoughts from her mind.

7. Look at her properly.
Not quick glances. Deep eye contact. Study her face. Zambian women glow differently when they feel wanted before, during and after the action.

8. Tell her she was amazing.
Women feel pressure to impress.
Tell her she did well. Tell her she made you lose your balance. Tell her she nearly finished you.
The more you hype her, the more she will break your spine next time.

9. Play with her fingers and the wedding ring.
Touch her hands gently. Spin her ring with your thumb. Tell her, my love, I am yours. Only yours.

Add your own number 10 to the list

JUST IN: President Hakainde Hichilema will travel to the United Kingdom (UK) this week for a three day working visit.
29/09/2025

JUST IN: President Hakainde Hichilema will travel to the United Kingdom (UK) this week for a three day working visit.

29/09/2025

Celebrating my 2nd year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

Copperbelt minister gives cop earful for early roadblocksA TRAFFIC police officer on the Copperbelt was reduced to a 'se...
29/09/2025

Copperbelt minister gives cop earful for early roadblocks

A TRAFFIC police officer on the Copperbelt was reduced to a 'seconds' hand on an analogue clock, saluting every second the provincial minister Elisha Matambo reprimanded him for mounting up a roadblock early in the mourning, causing unnecessary congestion.

Matambo, who was visibly furious, questioned why the officer was stopping motorists during peak commuting hours in the morning saying the timing was causing unnecessary delays for workers heading into town.

“Stop stopping people going to work! These people are going for work at seven hours, and you are putting a roadblock on the road. What are you trying to do? You want to make this government unpopular?” he yelled at the officer in a video he posted on his page.

The minister instructed that roadblocks and vehicle inspections should be conducted after 10:00 hours, allowing citizens to commute freely between 6:00 and 10:00, the hours when most people travel to work.

The officer, clearly caught off guard, was just shouting yes sir and saluting in appology, but the minister was having none of it.

He looked like a man caught in the wrong act at the wrong time, unable to muster an explanation that could save him in that moment.

By George Musonda

Kalemba September 29, 2025

22/08/2025

STATE SEIZES K950 MILLION IN CASH AND OVER K99 MILLION IN VEHICLES AND PROPERTIES

By Chamuka Shalubala

Director of Public Prosecutions Gilbert Phiri has disclosed that over K950 million in cash has been forfeited to the state from various members of the public.

In an interview with Phoenix News, Mr. Phiri revealed that 154 vehicles and trucks worth K57.17 million and 70 housing units valued at K42.32 million have been seized and forfeited.

He assured the public that all forfeited assets are fully accounted for, with all funds directed to Control 99 through the Secretary to the Treasury.

Some forfeited vehicles are redistributed to institutions like schools, hospitals, law enforcement agencies, and government ministries lacking transport, emphasizing transparency and documentation in the process.

While acknowledging public concerns over asset accountability, Mr. Phiri reiterated that relevant institutions are in place to ensure proper tracking and management of forfeited assets.

PHOENIX NEWS

Happy Birthday To You, Angela Nyirenda.
21/08/2025

Happy Birthday To You, Angela Nyirenda.

Secretary to the Cabinet Named Sole Spokesperson on Lungu BurialGovernment has designated the Secretary to the Cabinet a...
21/08/2025

Secretary to the Cabinet Named Sole Spokesperson on Lungu Burial

Government has designated the Secretary to the Cabinet as the sole and exclusive source for all official statements regarding the ongoing court case and burial process of sixth President Edgar Lungu.

All ministries and Government Agencies have been instructed to refrain from issuing public statements regarding the burial of sixth President Edgar Lungu

This is according to a cabinet office circular signed by Secretary to the Cabinet Patrick Kangwa.

Mr. Kangwa says the instruction should be adhered to as Government continues to seek appropriate resolution to the burial of Mr. Lu

President Hakainde Hichilema has appointed Major General Henry Chiwaya as the new Deputy Air Force Commander, taking ove...
21/08/2025

President Hakainde Hichilema has appointed Major General Henry Chiwaya as the new Deputy Air Force Commander, taking over from Major General Kalaluka who has been redeployed to diplomatic service.

Surgeons at NTH Remove Shocking Assortment of Metal Objects from Patient’s Stomach.By Cornelius Kabwe In a rare and extr...
08/08/2025

Surgeons at NTH Remove Shocking Assortment of Metal Objects from Patient’s Stomach.

By Cornelius Kabwe

In a rare and extraordinary surgical procedure, a team of surgeons at Ndola Teaching Hospital (NTH) has successfully removed an astonishing assortment of metallic foreign objects from the stomach of a 30-year-old male patient, in a case that has stunned even the most experienced medical professionals.

The patient, a resident of Ndola’s , was rushed to NTH after suffering severe abdominal pain and being unable to pass stool for an entire week. Following a medical assessment, the doctors ordered abdominal and chest X-rays and what they found was nothing short of shocking.

The scans revealed that the patient’s stomach and intestines were packed with numerous metallic objects, causing a dangerous obstruction and placing his life in immediate danger.

He was rushed to theatre, where the surgical team worked for more than three hours in a high-stakes operation to remove the items.

When the procedure was completed, the surgical table told the full story: among the extracted objects were 2 car spark plugs, 17 sharp wire pieces, one car key and two padlock keys, s 4 one-kwacha coins (including one lodged in the large intestine), 4 bolts, 1 female bra wire stabilizer, and a ring wire. The shocking collection was carefully laid out on a surgical cloth for documentation.

Some of the items had caused perforations in the stomach wall, with prolonged retention causing chronic gastric outlet obstruction

Many objects were also observed to be heavily corroded, suggesting they had been ingested over a long period of time.
“It’s not unusual to find foreign objects in a patient’s stomach, but this quantity and variety is something we hardly ever see this appears to have been a gradual ingestion over time.”Dr. Mushikita Songwe, one of the surgeons narrated.

Thanks to the quick thinking of the medical team and the skill of the surgeons, the patient survived. He is now in stable condition and undergoing further assessments

The skilled surgical and theatre team included: Surgeons: Dr. Ngoma Royd, Dr. Mushikita Songwe, and Dr. Muswala Dominic Anaesthetist: Dr. Kabamba Scrub Nurse: RN Kennedy Bijou, Runner: RN Beatrice Mulenga, Recovery Theatre Operating Nurse (RTON): Paul Kampinda

:Ndola Teaching Hospital Public Relations Department

Boko goes home with bags of maize seed, fertiliser from Zambia BOTSWANA’S President Advocate Duma Boko has returned home...
02/08/2025

Boko goes home with bags of maize seed, fertiliser from Zambia

BOTSWANA’S President Advocate Duma Boko has returned home with a generous agricultural package from Zambia, courtesy of President Hakainde Hichilema, who gifted him fertiliser and maize seed on behalf of farmers and commercial enterprises.

The donation includes 250 bags of 50kg basal dressing fertiliser, 250 bags of 50kg top dressing (urea) fertiliser, and 1,200 kilograms of seed maize, all locally produced by Zambian firms.

Announcing the gift during the Agricultural and Commercial Show in Lusaka this afternoon, President Hichilema said the donation was a symbol of friendship between the two nations and a celebration of local agricultural productivity.

“Because this is an agricultural and commercial show, I have been asked on behalf of the show and indeed friends, farmers, commercial enterprises to encourage you and your family or someone you choose to donate to, to be able to donate to you Mr. President, today, 250 by 50kgs of basal dressing fertiliser to you Mr. President,” said President Hichilema.

“As farmers, we know basal dressing is not enough, we need top dressing, so a similar quantity, 250 by 50kg of top dressing Urea to you Mr. President. And a donation of 1200kgs of seed maize to go along with the fertiliser.”

He explained that the donation was sourced from local suppliers including United Capital Fertiliser, Corteva Agriscience and Seed Co.

The Head of State said Zambia had adopted what he termed positive discrimination by prioritising procurement from homegrown businesses that manufacture locally and create jobs.

And President Boko expressed appreciation for the gesture, calling it a message of solidarity and climate action.

“The seeds I just received from a Zambian farmer are not just a gift, they are an enactment of the message of climate adaptation,” he said.

“Zambian farmers are clearly working hard and this show is your moment to showcase the work of your hands.”

He also praised Zambia for embracing climate smart agriculture and exporting seed, saying the donation represented not only cooperation between the two countries but also hope for sustainable farming in the region.

President Boko was seen off back to his country immediately he opened the Agricultural and Commercial show this afternoon.

By Catherine P**e

Kalemba, August 2, 2025

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