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29/10/2025

Go and look for a job as a teacher pa mochi with your behavior we see.

28/10/2025

My man my man, the same one with a wife or u have another one 🤨 !!?

28/10/2025

I was shocked when I heard someone mentioned that they haven’t washed their towel in one month.
No way , what sort of careless behavior is that?
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I came across this post JUST SO YOU KNOW... I know it’s frustrating. You've been waiting for hours, and someone who just...
27/10/2025

I came across this post

JUST SO YOU KNOW...

I know it’s frustrating. You've been waiting for hours, and someone who just arrived gets rushed in before you. It’s easy to think it's "who you know" or a favour.

But Clinicians in general and Nurses, we don't really Exclusively work by "first come, first served." We work by a system called TRIAGE. Triage is a simple rule that saves lives. The sickest person gets seen first regardless whatever time they came through

And here is the part that causes so much misunderstanding, The person who is walking around, shouting, and loudly complaining about the wait is often the "most stable" patient we have. They have the energy to be angry.

The patient We will truly be worried about is the one who is Quiet. The child who is listless and not crying. The man who is pale and breathing fast. The woman who can't speak in full sentences. Those are the people in immediate danger.

This priority follows them. When we rush them in, we Also rush their lab tests. So when a lab scientist like in her case (screenshot attached) will actually have no choice but to also run one sample before yours, it's not a favour. It's because the Clinicians and Nurses have marked it as critical. That quiet patient's life might depend on getting that result in minutes, not hours.

In Summary: When you see us rush someone in or rush their tests, it's not a favor. It's an emergency. We aren't ignoring you, we are trying to save a life. The fact that you are stable enough to wait in the queue even though it's long is actually a good sign..

In a hospital, fairness isn't about who is first. It's about who is sickest...

Mwabafyashi uyu temulilo wakwa lesa mukwai !Just visit your nearest hospital for treatment otherwise those herbs won’t h...
27/10/2025

Mwabafyashi uyu temulilo wakwa lesa mukwai !

Just visit your nearest hospital for treatment otherwise those herbs won’t help 🤨

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When I got into the university, I had this unforgettable experience. Every night, I saw a few groups of students going t...
25/10/2025

When I got into the university, I had this unforgettable experience. Every night, I saw a few groups of students going to read. They would leave their hostels around 9pm and return by 6am to prepare for lectures.

We all admired them. As they walked back to the hostels every morning, people would shout 'Genius!' 'Brain!' 'Your head is so hot, it's on fire!" One day, I decided to join them.

That night, with my bag full of books, I walked to the largest hall used for overnight reading. I moved quietly to avoid disturbing the students reading inside. But when I entered the hall, my jaw dropped!

Many students were fast asleep. Some even brought mattresses and pillows along and slept until morning! Others were watching movies, conversing loudly and playing video games. I was somewhat disappointed!

I just walked quietly to a desk in the corner, lay down, used my bag as a pillow and slept off. The next morning, as I walked back to my hostel looking tired, what were people saying to me? 'Genius!' 'Brain!' 'Your head is on fire!'🤣🤣🤣🤣 For Sleep I sleep

Sometimes, imitation can lead to limitation. What works best for someone else may not work for you. Investigate before you emulate. Learn from others but discover yourself and build your own way of life.

Mwebafyashi as you go to church tomorrow I just want to let you know that THIS KA DRINK 🍷 is not a blood Booster mukwai...
25/10/2025

Mwebafyashi as you go to church tomorrow I just want to let you know that THIS KA DRINK 🍷 is not a blood Booster mukwai 🙏

Listen 👂 careful 1. We don’t know your medical history. This matters because your health background determines what drug...
25/10/2025

Listen đź‘‚ careful

1. We don’t know your medical history. This matters because your health background determines what drugs are safe for you. A medicine that helps one person can harm another if there are allergies, other medications, or hidden conditions involved.

2. Proper diagnosis often requires physical examination. Some symptoms may look alike but have very different causes. A short chat online can’t replace a proper check-up or lab test.

3.Online posts are for education, not prescription. They’re meant to guide and inform, not to replace medical consultation. Using them as treatment advice can easily lead to mistakes.

4.If you’re unwell, please visit a pharmacy or hospital. That’s where your condition can be properly assessed, your vitals checked, and the right treatment prescribed safely.

Note that: I hope this helps reduce the number of people asking me to prescribe drugs online. It’s not about refusing to help….it’s about ensuring you get care that’s safe, personal, and professional.

I know some people may throw me a punch if I say this 🫣But I will say it anyway …cotton buds are not meant for removing ...
25/10/2025

I know some people may throw me a punch if I say this đź«Ł

But I will say it anyway …

cotton buds are not meant for removing wax from your ears.
Please stop inserting them into your ears 🌝

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If I comment bazanimanga cause nilibe lawyer so I’ll just share so you can watch too 💀💀
25/10/2025

If I comment bazanimanga cause nilibe lawyer so I’ll just share so you can watch too 💀💀

25/10/2025

Ati!!,”I have gasses” 🫢

“Gasses” takwaba mu medisin… there is no such thing Elo takwakabe
Mwebafyashi🤨

Dear brother,Dont marry a woman 👩 who moves around with a phone 📲 charger 🔌. I mean the battery life of an iPhone charge...
23/10/2025

Dear brother,

Dont marry a woman 👩 who moves around with a phone 📲 charger 🔌. I mean the battery life of an iPhone charger is 24hrs, how do you expect that relationship to last🤨.

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