15/06/2025
Kanyama pastor flees after prayer session ends in death
A SELF-PROCLAIMED pastor in Lusaka's Kanyama compound, has pulled off an 'holy escape' after a healing session involving raw eggs, Coca-Cola and a fire-heated stone, left a 25-year-old man dead and the so-called man 'papa' nowhere to be seen.
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The unfortunate incident happened yesterday afternoon in Kanono area of Kanyama West where the victim, Oscar Mwanza, 25, had been battling painful legs and his family, desperate for healing, opted to try the spiritual route.
According to his father Elias Mwanza, Oscar had been complaining of leg pains for two weeks and like any loving Zambian parent, he invited a “Papa” known as pastor Trust Moyo, an alleged miracle worker from Zion Church, whose main credentials seem to include boldness and disappearing acts.
Instead of prescribing Panado or recommending UTH, the self-proclaimed pastor allegedly took the role of a divine physician, prescribing a bizarre concoction of Coca-Cola mixed with raw eggs for Oscar to drink, perhaps in hopes of baptising the demons of pain with carbonated mercy.
Then, just to spice up the deliverance, he heated a stone over fire and pressed it against the boy’s legs.
Within moments, Oscar screamed, collapsed and stopped breathing.
Before the family could even gather their thoughts or scream for help, the pastor realised that being Usain Bolt would have been a great career choice than the divine calling, and vanished through a window, pulling a biblical disappearing act.
Acoording to police spokesperson Rae Hamoonga, officers rushed to the scene, confirmed Oscar's death and ferried the body to UTH mortuary where a postmortem is expected to give a clearer cause of death.
“The Zambia Police Service strongly warns against the use of unverified and harmful methods in the name of spiritual healing, especially those that endanger human life," Hamoonga stated.
Meanwhile, Kanyama police have opened an inquiry file, and officers are actively hunting for Pastor Moyo whose first name makes one wonder if surly he can be trusted with divine medical prescriptions.
In case you see a man sprinting barefoot with a Bible, kindly alert the nearest police station before he tries healing another soul with a bottle of Fanta and a burning coal.
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By George Musonda
Kalemba June 15, 2025