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Written by tc ( Chino )
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CHAPTER 0ī¸âƒŖ3ī¸âƒŖ

" Lieutenant Reynolds, you call me that, got it?"

" Yes."

" You are a fool. What did I just tell you?"

" Am sorry. Yes Lieutenant."

" You will be more sorry loverboy. Now get in, we have no time to waste - officer !"

Akaerekana adaro nezwi raiva pamusoro ndikavhunduka. I was not used to these shoutings and intimidations in the military. Ndainzwa ma nerves angu achiti zhrrrr kunge munhu avhundutswa neshumba musango.

I still couldn't understand how Marcia had become an Army captain in such a short time. Ko akazenge apinda chisoja rinhi munhu wandaiziva kuti aingogara achigadzira nzwara nekumeso pamwe nekudya mari dzababa vake. Everything didn't seem correct and out of place.

Why was she assigned to me as my fitness trainer? Didn't we have our own training facilities at NASA? Why had I been incorporated into the army? Mibvunzo yese iyi yaingoita chamuhwiriri mumusoro mangu zvekuti ndakashaya shumo yazvo.

Marcia ainge asimba and looked more mascular than when I last saw her or how I knew her. What was she doing here anyway? Ndakamboda kubvunza asi ndakatya sezvo ndainge ndatove pasi pemutemo we military- never to ask orders but to always obey them.

Ndakapinda mumota muya, a very poweful looking badge-coloured Military Humvee vehicle with two giant aerials, one at the front and one at the back.

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV or in short, Humvee) is a light, four-wheel drive, military truck . It has largely replaced the roles previously performed by the original jeep, and others.

Primarily used by the United States military, it is also used by numerous other countries and organizations and even in civilian adaptations- the Hammer. Vazhinji munoiziva ka Hammer I hope so.

So mhando yemota idzi ndiko kunova kwakabva iwo amunoti ma Hammer akati kuuya aya nekudhura kwawo. Haiwa mota yakasimba zvayo iyoyo zvekuti inopinda pese like musango, mumakomo nenzvimbo dzose dzamungafungira kuti dzinonetsa kupinda. Kana muri muma deserts ndidzo chaidzo mota dzavanoshandisa kuchiuto.

So ndakapinda ndokukanda bag rangu kumashure ini ndokugara padivi pavo Lieutenant Reynolds vacho, ahh imi ! Ko ndaigodini zvangu ivo vaida kukudzwa !

Nekuda kwebasa rainge ravapo ndainge ndotomudaidza nezita rebasa kwete zvekuti Marcia zviya. Ko nyembe dzakaoma ka. Seni zvangu ndaiva musungwa ipapo ndakatozviziva kuti kungopikisana chete nemitemo yacho kwainge kuri kuzvigokera moto muziso.

Mumota umu maikwana vanhu four chero hazvo taingova vaviri chete.
Yaisangova mota njee bedzi asi yainge iine hungwandangwanda hwe communication and navigation equipment.

Kwaiti GPS map, compass, radar, mine detection console nezvimwewo zvainge zvakangowandawanda. Zvose izvi ndakakwanisa kuzviona nenguva pfupi sezvo zvaingova familiar nekuda kwebasa rangu randainge ndagara ndichiita uye painge pasina chitsva ipapo.

Takasimuka kubva mu underground bay mataiva ndokubuda kunze after passing through several security check points. Ma guards aiva pama boom gates vaingorova sarupu ku mwanasikana uyo ainge akapfeka maboniboni matema. Ndakatoona kuti airemekedzwa zvikuru pabase apa uye kuti aizikanwa nevazhinji. Marcia chaiye?! Ndakatadza kuzvinzwisisa ndokusiyana nazvo.

Takabuda munharaunda ye Fort Irwin iyi tiri mumugwagwa mukuru ndokuzousiya tave kunanga kumakomo aiva kumavirira kwe base redu.

Tiri mukufamba kudaro Lieutenant Reynolds vakabva vatanga kutaura pa radio comms uye uku vari busy kutyaira mota iyo yainge isina kusiyana nekuva mundege sezvandambotaura. Nguva zhinji vainge vachingotarisatarisa pamwe nekubaya zvima buttons kana kutenderedza zvima dials zvakangosiyana siyana uye nekuongorora zvaibuda pa GPS map.

I could easily see what was happening like where we were going and coming from so I didn't need to ask her kuti taiendepi. She had punched in the coordinates into the GPS map and I could see that we were destined for the highest point of the desert some fifty or so kilometres away.

" I will brief you as we go loverboy !"

Ndakangomutarisa asi handina chandakataura. Iye ainditi loverboy asi iye achida kuti ndimuremekedze nekuti Lieutenant, nxaa ! Ndakamutuka nechemumoyo zvese nanambuya pamwe nana sekuru vake asi chekuita painge pasina. Ndiye aiva shefu wangu ipapo.

" I can see you are still looking stupid Mac but don't you fu***ng worry. You will know very soon, hear me?!"

Aitaura nezwi raiva pamusoro nekuda kweruzha rwemota rwaibuda mu engine. Ndakangomutarisa ndokugutsurira musoro umo ndainge ndakaisa military helmet. Ndakatora ma headphones ndokubayirira munzeve and turned on the comms. I could hear some crackles and mixed voices and commands from other military channels.

I quickly switched on to our frequency which was marked on the console panel and those other crackles disappeared. I indicated to her to do the same and she complied.

" I was fu***ng going to ask you to put it on Mac ! Next time wait for my orders you hear me?"

Nhai Mwari, nekupfeka intercom kwese here ?! Ndakazvibvunza nechemumoyo ndikangoti hayaas, hukuru hwakazopiwa vamwe vanhu rwendo rwuno, ende ndaichiona naka !

" Yes Lieutenant."

I said softly adjusting the volume uye tave kunyatsonzwanana manje pasina kudanidzira kukuru asi iye aingodanidzira kunge munhu anopenga.

Tainge tabuda mutara tave mu gravel uye mota yaimhanya kumashure uku kuchingombumuka guruva zvekuti ndaisaona chinhu nepa rear view mirror. Mamhanyiro aaiita she was a good driver, ndakadaro nechemumoyo admiring how she was handling this beast of a monster desert truck.

" Now listen carefully ! "

She shouted dispite the comms we were putting on.

" Our destination is Alpha Zero Three Niner ! On that map , can you see it? That beacon ! And this mission is classified , do you hear me?!"

" Yes Lieutenant."

" Good !"

Ndaiziva zvazvaireva ndokuti mwii kunyarara. It meant that I would talk to noone about where I was nor what I was doing, not even my mother or my girlfriend. Ndiko kuti chiri mumoyo chiri muninga kureva kwevakuru vakare !

Takamboti fambei takanyararidzana. Infact I had nothing to talk about sezvo ndaisaziva kwataienda or chataiendera kuti kwaiva nei chaizvo uye panguva iyi zuva rainge rorereka rave kuda kuenda muna mai varo. Ko ndaitaurei ini ndainge ndanzi ndisawane chekubvunza kana kureva?

Zvisinei takazotanga kuita setainge tave kukwidza mukata kwaitangira makomo uye mota yainge isisachamhanye. Mugwagwa wacho wainge wave mudiki uye waimonyoroka uchingokwira kumusoro.

Takabva tazodzika zvakare maiita kunge mu valley muine makomo marefu maviri rimwe uku rimwe uku kusara kamupata kadikidiki so kaikwana mota chete.

Akabva amisa mota pakati pekanzira kaye ndokuti :

" I beleive you got your gear?"

" Yes Lietenant."

" Good. Now get out !"

Ndakavhunduka nekatauriro kaakaita ipapo. My God, this girl had a lot of command !

" What?"

Ndakabvunza ndichiratidza kusanzwisisa.

" I said get out !"

Veduwe pane pamwe paunoita kunge chidzoi ne confusion. Ndakatarisa nzvimbo yataiva uye kusviba kwainge kwave kuita kunze ndikatadza kuzwisisa kuti aida kutii chaizvo Marcia.

" Sorry I don't understand. Are we--."

" I said get out ! Are you deaf?! Get your bag and get out !"

Ndakatendeuka ndokusvavarira military satchel bag rangu ndokubva ndabuda panze. Ndichingovhara door bedzi akabva aisimudza mota achidaidzira.

" Meet you at the top mother fu**er !"

Jesus ! This girl was she nuts ?! Ndakafunga kuti kwaiva kutambaka nyamba kwaisava. Mota yakambumura guruva ichitoenda ini ndokusara ndakangoti tumbi kumira kunge muroyi ashaya kwekuenda nako.

Ndaisatomboziva pandaiva zvichienderana nenzvimbo yataida kuenda yacho. We had done so many turns and I had lost all directions. Zuva chairo rainge ratonyura uye kuti ndizive pekutangira ndakatoshaiwa. Chokwadi Marcia pandaizomubata tisisiri pabasa ka ! Handina kuzopedzisa asi ndakanzwa hasha naye ipapo zvekuda kumudzipa chaiko.

I looked up and down the rugged walls of the rocky sides on either side of the valley and felt my stomach turning. I was deep in the heart of the Mojave and it looked like I was inside a cannyon. This cannyon extended to where I was supposed to be going and I could not see its end as it was fast getting darker by each second. There was no sound of any night bird or animal or even any sign of any bats. It was like I was in noman's land and I felt a cold chill running down my spine.

Ndisingafungire kunze kwakabva kwangoita dark as if zuva rainge rangovharwa chiriporipotyo. Ndakanzwa kutya nekudedera ndokupinza ruoko mune imwe homwe yebag umo maiva ne torch yainge yakakura uye ichiti remei ndokubva ndaibatidza. I then picked up the satchel ndichibva ndaribereka kumusana ndokutanga kufamba ndichienda nekwainge kwaenda na Lieutenant Reynolds !

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THE

MISSING EPISODES

Written by tc ( Chino )
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CHAPTER 0ī¸âƒŖ2ī¸âƒŖ

Ndaifunga kuti nyaya yainge yapera ka ini nyamba kwete, kwainge kuri kutozvifonera chaizvo. Mudumbu mangu mainge mave kupisa zvekuti ndaigona kungozviregedzera any time nekuda kwemurume ainge akagara mberi kwangu akasunga chiso. Ndega ndakaona kuti ndaisava chinhu pamberi pavo baba va Marcia ndokuzviudza ndega kuti better ndingosiyana na Rumbi wacho nekuti zvaigona kuzondipinza panjodzi.

Ava vanhu havaiita give up so easily and they would invest heavily in anything to achieve their goals. Fungai imi mazimari, vanhu pamwe nemichina yainge yashandiswa pakunditsvaga chete kuti zvainge zvakawanda sei, musatamba imi.

Muchinguva chidiki ichocho ndakatanga kurangarira mashoko ose ainge ataurwa na Colonel Smith Andersen ndokuona kuti kwainge kuri kunditsvetera bedzi kuti ndigone kudzokera ku States pasina kumbunyikidzwa. Yaa apa vainge vandigona handidi kunyepa. I had been easily outsmarted and I had nowhere to run to now that I was in the lion's den.

Kwaiti ivo baba va Marcia vainge vari kwekutanga vakapfeka uniform ye NASA yainge ichadonha homwe nekuda kwenyembe dzainge dzakanamirirwapo.

Padivi pavo paiva nemumwezve mukuru wandisina kuziva zita rake asi ainge akapfeka camourflash yeku army kozoti kwekupedzisira kwaiva nemukuru wangu Colonel Smith Andersen. Vose vari vatatu vainge vakapfeka zviso zvebasa chaizvo zvairatidza kuti pano tainge tisina kuuya kuzoita zvema funnies. Muhana mangu ndainge ndatozvipa kare mutongo, chainge chasara bedzi kuugamuchira, ndakazviudza nechemumoyo.

" Marcdonald Shava."

Vakadaro baba vaMarcia pronouncing my name as in (Shavha) sezvo vaisava verurimi rwedu.

" Yes sir."

Ndakadaro ndakavatarisa uye naivo vakanditarisawo vari serious. Ndakadzikisa huso ndokuyedza kuda kutsvaga kuti vainge vakatsamwa here kana kwete asi hapana zvandakaona.

" Do you know how much you have cost us, just to get your sorry a** here Mac ?"

" No- sir, sory - yes- sir."

" Which is your answer?"

" Am not - sure, sir."

Vakabva vaisa maoko avo ari maviri pamusoro pedesk vachiabatanidza zvigunwe ndokunditarisa uye vachitaura nevoice raiva stern and serious ndokuti:

" I could have you put into jail for the rest of your stupid life for defying direct orders from your superiors, particularly myself, do you understand me?"

" Yes sir."

" Number two, I could press sexual harrasement charges against my daughter and again put your sorry a**s behind bars for good. But I do not have time for trivial issues like these because I am a very busy man with more important national issues as you can see, I hope you understand that, do you Mac?"

Ndakaramba ndakanyarara ndichishaya zvekudavira kuita kunge chituta.

" Do you understand me - Mac?"

Vakadaro vakaita kakukotamira mberi so asi vakagara zviya zvekuda kutobuditsa mhinduro kwandiri ipapo ipapo.

" Yes sir."

" Good."

And he sat back relaxed and said:

" I hope this shall not repeat again, will it Mac?"

" No ,sir."

Vakabva vatarisa kune vamwe vavo vaviri vaya zviya zvekuti imi muri pano ndimi ma witnesses angu.

" Colonel Andersen, General Brown?"

Ndaisigaronzwa zita rekuti General Brown pa Edwards Airforce Base asi ndaisaziva kuti munhu wacho aiva ani. Vairatidza kuti vaiva mukuru parank kuna Colonel Smith Andersen.

Vose vari vaviri vakabva vadavira nemisoro vachigutsurira kuti iyi nyaya yainge yatopera. Colonel Andersen ndivo vakazoti:

" We will keep him under control sir, won't we Mac?"

"Yes sir."

" Good. So I think we are done with this one. Keep my daughter happy at all times and I will pretend nothing of this stupid nonsense ever happened , understand ?"

" Yes sir."

" Good. And now back to business, Colonel Andersen."

Vakazopedza zvavo vachidaro Mr Reynolds asi moyo wangu wainge wave kutojuja ropa. I saw my world with Rumbi crumbling before my eyes. Ko ndaizomuudza kuti chii mayererano nemamiriro ainge aita zvinhu? Besides that ndainge ndisati ndatombomufonera kuti nditsanangure mabviro andainge ndakaita ku Zimbabwe. Ndakanzwa moyo wangu kurwadza ndikanzwa misodzi yangu yave kuda kubuda. Chokwadi ndizvo here kuti rudo rwunganzi ngarwumanikidzwe parwusingadiwe, ndaingozvibvunza kasingapere ndisingawani mhinduro.

Ndakaona kuti aya aiva mabasa a Marcia chete nekuti ivo baba vake vaimuteerera chese chaaitaura. Ndakamunzwira hasha zvekuti dai aiva pedyo kana bara chairo ndaimuisa mumusoro nekuti ainge ari kundikanganisa life yangu.

Ndakapukuta mumaziso nezvigunwe sezvo ndainge ndonzwa misodzi kuda kudonha nekuda kwezvandainge ndaudzwa na Mr Reynolds. Ndakazongoti ndaizozviona kana ndazosangana naye Marcia wacho ndokumbosiyana nazvo ndave kutarisa zvaiva pa ground panguva iyoyo.

" Thank you Senetor. First of all Mac I will read out the offenses you have committed so far which like what the Senetor has pointed out, can have you put behind bars for good."

Ndakangoti ko saka de-briefing yatainge takaita ku Zimbabwe yaiva yei zvayainge yave kudzokorodzwa zvakare? Ko vainge vasinganeti here kundikanga kunge nyama yenguruve mumafuta ayo nhaimi? Zvisinei ndakazviudza kuti regai ndione kwaizowira tsvimbo nedohwe kwacho tozotangira ipapo.

Handina kudavira ndokuramba ndinyerere nekuti paisava nechekudavira chacho.

Vakabva vatanga kuverenga papepa avainge vainawo vachivhura one by one ndichiverengerwa mhaka dzangu idzo dzaipikisana nebumbiro remutemo weNASA. Imwe yacho yaiva yekurasa nharembozha yavo yainge yakakosha kunyange zvayo yainge yakazowanikwa mubhazi re Inter Africa ku Chidodo uko ku border re Zimbabwe ne Mozambique. Hapana chandaidavira sezvo kwainge kuri kungoverengerwa mhosva bedzi. Ndakangoti saka ndizvo zvataizonoitwa kudenga ka izvi tiri pamberi pechigaro cha Mwari, kkkkk. Ahh imi kwainge kuseka asi chaiva chokwadi.

Mushure mekuverengwa kwemhaka dzacho dzainzi dzangu vakabva vati:

" What is your response Mac?"

Ndaisava nechekutaura ini uye kana dai ndaiva nacho ndiani aindinzwa?

" Nothing sir."

Vakaramba vakanditi ndee kunditarisa vachitsvaga answer asi handina kuvapa.

" Are you sure?"

" Yes sir."

" Fine, then I will expect you to follow orders henceforth. I will not tolerate any arrogance from your being which I will take as a direct defiance to my command. I hope I am making myself clear?"

" Yes sir."

" Good. Now we will get to the reason why you are here Mac and I will give you over to General Brown. General Brown."

General Brown semaziviro andakazoita aiva mukuru wemauto emu desert. Ndakashaya kuziva kuti ko zvaibatana papi nebasa rangu. Ndakaita mibvunzo mizhinji vasati vataura.

" Thank you sir."

Pavakadaro Senetor Reynolds na Colonel Smith Andersen vakabva vasimuka nemapepa avo vachibva vatobuda ndokusara tiri vaviri mu room muya. Ko mukuru wemauto uyu aidei kwandiri, ndakazvibvunza zvakare ndichinzwa mudumbu. Asi ndainge ndave kuiswa kumauto? Ko vaigondiisa ikoko kuti ndainge ndakadzidzira zvechiuto here ini? For what I knew I was more of a civilian kwete zvechiuto izvi, ndakadaro nechemumoyo.

" I will not go into your personal profile Mac because I do not have time to waste. Don't f**k with me because surely I will put a 22mm shell into your f**ing head and splash your bloody brains on the wall, do you understand?"

" Yes sir."

" I cannot hear you- soldier !"

Ndakavhunduka vachiita kudaidzira. Ndaiziva hangu kuti kana mukuru aiti ainge asina kundinzwa ndaifanira kudzokorora ndichidaidzira sezvo taimboitawo ma parades kunge masoja. Zvakandishamisa kuti mukuru uyu nemanyarariro aainge akaita nguva yose iyi he was that violent? Ndaitomuona semunhu munyoro nyamba aitova mbada chaiyo nhaimi kkkkk.

" Yes sir!"

Ndakadaro ndichidaidzira uye ndakachaya sarupu asi ndakagara.

" Good. You will be assigned to a commanding officer, for your trainning. This is an adhoc trainning so I expect you to put your maximum effort, do you understand?!"

" Yes sir ! But if I may ask, what am I trainning for?"

" Your job is to obey orders, not to ask questions- soldier !"

" Yes sir !"

" You will be briefed in due course but as of now, for your physical fitness, you have five days- only FIVE !"

" Yes sir !"

" Now come with me."

Vakadaro vachisimuka nekutobuda vakabata file ravaiva naro. Ndakasimukawo ndokuvatevera.

Takabuda panze chaipo paiva nenhandare huru apo painge pakangozarazara masoja, mamwe aimhanya achiimba, mamwewo aingoita zvainge zvakasiyanasiyana. Paivawo nendege pamwe nezvikopokopo zvemhando dzakasiyanasiyana zvaisimuka nekumhara. Haa rwaingova ruzha bedzi. Zvose zvairatidza kuva zvisina kurongeka asi zvaifamba zviri smooth, mumwe nemumwe achiziva kwaaienda nekubva uye nepekubata.

Takafamba nepakati pechaunga chose ichocho ndokudzika nechezasi uko kwaiva nerimwe boka remasoja echidiki vairatidza kuti vaiva pa trainning sezvo vainge vari kuitiswa ma exercises kusanganisira ma press ups ne jogging. Chaiva chikwata chaigona kusvika zvekuma fifteen or twenty ikoko uye vairatidza kuti vainge vachiri vatsva.

" Wait here."

Vakadaro General Brown ndokundisiya ndakamira ivo vachienda kwaiva nemukuru aidzidzisa masoja madiki aye uye airatidza kuti aiva mukadzi. Ndakaona vave kutaurirana vachindinongedzera mushure vachibva vadzoka pandaiva.

" You will go and sit on that bench until your CO is done with that stupid group of cadets. Defy her orders and I will screw your fu**ing head, understand soldier?!"

" Yes sir !"

Ndakadaro ndichirova sarupu.

" Good, now dismissed."

Havana kuzomirira mhinduro yangu zvakare ndokubva vafamba vave kudzokera nekwatainge tabva nako. Ndakafamba zvishoma nezvishoma ndakananga kwaiva nebhenji rekuzororera riya ndokusvikogara ndakaisa maoko muhomwe.

Ndakatanga kuzvidya moyo kuti ko trainning iyi yaiva yei chaizvo yainge yanzi ndaingova nemazuva mashanu bedzi? Ndakayedza kufunga asi ndakashaya mhinduro. Ko zvandainge ndakaudzwa na Colonel Smith Andersen ? Everything did not make sense and I stopped thinking about all this ndokutanga kuona hangu zvaiitika pa base apa.

My eyes went to a blue and red striped stealth jet which taxied noisily onto one of the several intertwinning runways. It was a Lockheed Strickter trainning jetfighter used by the airforce and my eyes stayed glued onto it until it rose with a noisy takeoff. Ndainzwa kutoda kuva ini ndaivemo mukati mayo sezvo ndiro raiva basa rangu.

Mushure mechinguva ndakaona trainning officer uya achindininira ruoko kuti ndiuye kwaaiva uye ainge ari kuzvipukuta kumeso pamwe nemuhuro netauro raaiva akamboisa pafudzi pake. Akabva atendeuka ndokunhonga chigubhu chemvura chaiva pasi ndokutanga kunwa.

Ndakasimuka ndokufambisa ndichienda kwandainge ndadaidzwa.

Kumauto ukadaidzwa nemukuru wako unoenda nekukasira zvakachangamuka. Hakudi munhu akaunauna, haa unonzwa nekutukirirwa kana kupiwa punishment.

Zvisinei ndakasvika paaiva mukuru uya asi ndatove pedyo uye akandifuratira akabva anditi:

" Give me 50, soldier !"

Pakarepo ndakabva ndamira ndisina kunzwisisa. Ndakaramba ndakamira kudaro achibva adzokorodza zvakare:

" Are you deaf?! Give me 50 pressups !"

Akadanidzira nezwi randakaita kunge ndakaziva riri pamusoro ndokubva ndatoenda pasi ndokutanga kuita ma pressups aye ainge ataurwa. Paisava nenguva yacho yekuda kunzwisisa kuti aiva ani sezvo ndainge ndapiwa direct order naye.

Ma pressups anorwadza kune vanoaziva especially kana wanga wava nenguva refu usina kuaita seni kudai. Isu ku NASA taiita ma ecercises iwaya zuva rega rega asi zvedu zvaizoti siyanei neku army nekuti uko kunovhumburwa munhu kana kurohwa ukaita zvema funnies.

Aiwa ndakaarova asi pa 20 ndainge ndonzwa maoko kupisa nemuma shoulders umu. Painge pasina kuchipa kani munongonzwa imi ! Musi uyu ndakarwadziwa nekuti 50 pressups hadzisi dzekutamba nadzo.

Ndakazoti nedumbu kwasvarara ndava pa 43 haa apa ndipo ndakakundikana ndokunzwa ndatsikwa neshangu pamusana apa.

" Get up and give me 7 more- soldier !"

Nzeve dzainge dzoita kurira nekupisa kwainge kwave kuita ropa mutsinga umu. Ndakavavarira uku ndichifemuruka pamwe nekudikitira. Zvino kumasoja unotoita zvaunenge wanzi uite otherwise unogona kunzi tangidza zvakare saipapa ndaigona kungonzi tangidza kana kupiwa imwe punishment.

Ndakavavaridza zvakanyanya ndokuzosvika pa 50 paya asi mmmm, aiva marwadzo ndokumboramba ndakati kwasvarara nedumbu zvakare kwekachinguva ndichinzwa maungira mukati menzeve kurira.

Ndakazomuka ndanamwa nemboma kumusana ndokusimuka nekukasira ndichizama kukwenya marwadzo. Ndainge ndarohwa nemumwe musoja ainge akapfeka helmet yainge yakanzi MP pahuma kureva Military Police.

I felt dizzy ndikapotsa ndadonha nedzungu ipapo uye ndave kuonera madzerere mumaziso mangu uku ndichiita kudhonza mweya nekuneta. Ndainge ndaita zvekukotama ndakabatira mumabvi ndichizama kutura befu uye kuti ropa rangu ridzikame.

Pave paye ndakazokwanisa kuita recover ndokumira kwazvo uye ndichizvitwasudza musana.

" I do not tolerate weak soldiers- Mac, you better pull up your socks because very soon you will wish you were not born. We are going for your fitness trainning, you and me in the desert, so--."

Akadaro mukadzi uya achitendeuka uye achiisa chigubhu chake chemvura pamuromo. Ainge akapfeka maboniboni e black kana kuti ma shades. Ndakabva ndarohwa nehana ipapo ndikapotsa ndadonhera pasi, Jesus ! Was this for real, I asked myself ndokuona kuti this was for real !

She smiled sarcastically looking me up and down and said :

" You have grown thinner my darling, but don't worry, I will personally work you out and in five days you will be as good as the same old Mac that I used to know."

Akabva afamba achiuya pandiri uye achinyemwerera zvainge zvine kakundiseka mukati. Akasvika pedyosa kunge aida kundi kisser panzeve ndokuti:

" I have you by the balls you fu***ng loverboy. Don't you f**k with me on the trainning field because I don't have that fu***ng time with you here in this fu***ng desert. Tonight- you and me are going into the Mojave for your fu***ng initial trainning and we only have five fu***ng days, you hear me loverboy?"

Ndakaramba ndakanyarara ndarohwa neshock as I did not expect this. Chokwadi gava rainge radimbura musungo ende apa ndainge ndaiswa mukona mekuti ndaisazobuda zvakare.

" Answer me Mac, I said do you fu***ng hear me? I am your Commanding Officer, I asked you a question so don't you fu***ng play dumb on me- Mac."

Ndakagutsurira musoro ndapererwa nemashoko.

" And after this fu***ng exercise you and I will pick it up where we left from. I will meet you in 30 on that fu***ng chopper."

Akadaro achindinongedzera imwe helicopter yaiva nechekuzasi.

" Room 5 is your quaters, go get ready and pick up all the gear you will find there and meet me in 30 minutes. Two seconds late I will pull out your fu***ng balls Mac and I will remember the humiliation you caused me in your fu***ng country. Now dismissed- soldier."

Akadaro nekazevezeve munzeve mangu ndichinzwa kuyerera kadikita kaye kandakamboreva kekumusana. Ndakarova sarupu sezvaidikanwa nemutemo chete asi kwete kuti ndaimuremekedza Marcia !

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TERABYTES

Ndakati koso koso zvishoma mushure ndokuti:

" Are you sending me to my grave sir?"

" Of course not."

Ndakanzwa kutya ndokutanga kudikitira kaye kadikita kekumusana vazhinji munokaziva kana munhu watarisana nenguva inotyisa.

Pakutaurwa kwazvo noone had ever been on the dark side of the moon, hameno pamwe kuda vakamboendako ma scientists asi zvaingovanzwa kubvira nekubvira. I was not a moon walker but a space engineer. Ko vaingodii kunotora chinhu chacho vouya nacho ku lab ndochitarisa pane kuda kundiendesa kunhu kwaizikanwa kuti kumazivandadzoka?

Regai nditsanangure kuti munzwisise. The dark side of the moon is the other side ratisingaoni because the moon does not rotate on its axis sezvinoita earth. Only one side faces the sun ndoratinoona. Rimwe divi ndiro risingasvike zuva saka hatirioni uye rine ma secrets aro anonzi haazikanwi. Ndichazonyatsokuudzai zvizere pamberi apo.

Anyway hameno zvandakangofungawo ipapo kuti pada ndaisazodzoka nekudaro ndakabva ndafunga kukumbira kutaura nemusikana wangu. Pamwe ndiko kaizove kekupedzisira hameno but I had to talk to her one last time.

" Okay, would it be asking for too much if I speak to my girlfriend for just five seconds?"

Colonel Smith Andersen vakaramba vakanditi ndee kutarisa mheno zvavaifunga mushure ndokuti:

"Okay, one minute and we are taking off."

Ndakaita sendichajamba mudenga nemufaro ndichibva ndaburitsa foni yangu. Ndakabaya number dza Rumbi ndokubva dzadavirwa ipapo ipapo.

" Mac, uripi? Chinguri ndabvira kufona number dzako dzichingoti unavailable?"

" Ugmmm, ehhh baby, am so sorry hey pane zvaitika."

" Zvei izvozvo?"

Ndakamboti zii zvishoma ndichifunga kuti ndomuudza sei mamiriro ainge aita zvinhu. Yaa painge pakaoma handidi kunyepa.

Pakarepo ndege yakabva yatanga kufamba yakananga kwaitangira runway and I was running out of time.

" Rumbi I am going back to the States."

" What?! Mac ! Wati kudii?!"

Ndakamunzwa achidaro uye pakabva papinda kazwi kekamukadzi kaye kasingade zvemafoni kana ndege yave kusimuka.

"Please may you switch off your phones and all electronic gadgets, thank you."

" Mac !"

" I will call you bby, bye."

Ndakabva ndadzima foni ipapo sezvo ndege yainge yatove mu runway. Mr Andersen ndakaona vachivharawo laptop yavo zvakare. Ndakanzwa kurwadza pahana apa zvisingaite kuti chokwadi here ndainge ndatoenda ndisina kumuona Rumbi. Hongu ndaifara kuti ndainge ndave kuzodzokera kubasa asi nerimwe divi zvaindirwadza kuparadzana nemudiwa wangu saizvozvi.

Zvisinei I decided to focus on the matter at hand, zvimwe ndaizozviona panguva yazvo, ndakadaro nechemumoyo whilst settling back in my seat and closed my eyes after watching the receiding airport and the city vanishing under the white cotton clouds.

It was a very long flight to United States with brief stops in Nairobi, Egypt and London for refuelling as it was a private military jet whose tanks could not make long overhauls accross continents. We also had a midair refuelling over the North Atlantic before touching down in Boston whilst the engineers went over the plane as was the norm.

Mushure me two hours we continued accross the United States southwards to Carlifonia and finally a touchdown at Edwards Airfoce Base in the Mojave Desert.

I felt adrenaline running through my blood ndichiona michina yemuchadenga ichisimuka nekumhara sezvo ndainge ndave nenguva huru kwazvo ndisiri pabasa. I smilled briefly as I steped out into the sunshine and welcomed myself back home.

Three military Humvees were waiting to take me to my quarters. Ndaisava nebag kana chii kunze kwe jacket bedzi ndokufamba ndichinopinda mumota iya iyo yakabva yangosimuka uye ichitevera imwe mberi kozoti imwe yaitevera kumashure ndokuita convoy. Zvakandishamisa kuti ko ndaitoitirwa convoy kudaro sei as if ndainge ndiri shefu !

Zvisinei ndakazoshamisika tichibuda munhandare iyi takananga nekumavirira. Ndainge ndakatarisira kuti ndainge ndichizoendeswa kwataigara kuma flats epa base apa asi hazvina kuita sekudaro. Takabva tatobuda nemugwagwa mukuru waibuda muguta iri.

Ndaingova ndoga mumota umu na driver uye ne military es**rt ainge akapfeka helmate yakanzi MP pahuma payo apa. Vaviri vose ava vaiva vechichena. Handina kubvunza hangu kuti taiendepi sezvo direction yatakatora ndaiiziva kuti tainge tave kuenda kwaiva nerimwe base remauto nechekumavirira kwe Edwards Airforce Base. Nzvimbo iyi yainzi Fort Irwin yaiva kudivi re northern San Benardino County.

Fort Irwin Military base tairishandisa isu mukudzidzira kubhururutsa ndege. Pane musiyano mukuru kwazvo pakati pe NASA ne Army Airforce pakuti mauto basa ravo nderekuchengetedza nyika. NASA ndofunga ndakambotaura nezvayo saka munogona kuvhiringidzika zvakare kuti sei mapato maviri aya achifambidzana.

Hongu anofambidzana pakuti michina ye NASA yakaita sendege dzekudzidzira nadzo kutyaira inoda nhandare asi hadzigoni kushandisa nhandare dze public pakuti michina iyi chekutanga inochengetedzwa for security reasons. Chechipiri inoita ruzha rwakanyanya zvekuti ndege imwe chete painosimuka unogona kukuvara kana kuvharika nzeve nekuda kweruzha rwadzinobuditsa saka zvose izvi zvinoitirwa kure neruzhinji kusinganzwikwe noise yacho. Thats why ma airforce bases mazhinji ari mugwenga kuno ku America.

Chimwezve ndechekuti pane kuchengetedzwa kwemuchadenga, kumwe kunoda mauto uye kumwe kwemu Space kunodawo NASA asi NASA haina zvombo kana pave kudiwa kuchengetedzwa kwemhandu dzingabva kuspace kana kuti Alien invaders. Saka muri kuona here pazvinofambidzana, musazovhiringika nhaika?

Anyway chandaiendeserwa ku Fort Irwin Base ndaitochiziva saka ndakaramba ndinyerere zvangu ndokuvhara maziso ndichiteerera kuchema kwaiita engine yechikara chandaiva machiri.

Takabuda muguta ndokutora mumwe mugwagwa wainanga nekwaiva nemakomo uine katara kadiki ako kakazopera ndokubva tapinda mu gravel road.

Mota yaiva pamberi pedu yaimhanya zvekuti yaisimudza guruva. Ndaisatoiona chero neyaive kumashure. Taiita kunge taifamba tiri mukati mechamupupuri uye handaiziva kuti vatyairi ava pamwe nemutyairi wedu vainge vari kuona sei mugwagwa nekuda kweguruva rainge richisimuka uye rakatiputira. Tainge tava mukati chaimo me desert re Mojave nekuda kwemakomo ainge ave kuonekera.

Takaramba tichikwidza rimwe gomo ndokudzika naro tichimonyororoka kutevedza mugwagwa wacho uyo wainge wakachekererwa nenhivi dzegomo. Pamwe pacho taipinda nepamipata yainge yakamanikana tombodzika pamwe nekukwidza kudzamara tabuda mumakomo aya tave kune rimwe divi iro rainge rakatambanuka kusisina makomo kunze kwegwenga chete nematombo pamwe nemiti yeminzwa yakaita kunge mipangara.

Mota dzakamhanya zvakare kwechinguva mushure ndokutanga kuona zvivakwa zvainge zvakafanana neruvara rwegwenga iri. Izvi zvaiitirwa kuti kana vasori vemuchadenga vave kudarika vatadze kuona mutsauko pakati pezvivakwa zve base iri negwenga zvinova zvaibatsiridza pakuchengetedza nzvimbo iyi.

Zvisinei takazosvika pabase paya ndokubva ndaperekedzwa kwekuenda uko ndakasvikira muhofisi memumwe mukuru we NASA. Ndakasvikonyoresa zita rangu pane rimwe form mushure ndichibva ndapinzwa mune imwe room umo maiva na chiremba wemauto.

Ndakatanga kuitwa medical examination ndichibvunzurudzwa mibvunzo yaienderana nechekuita nehutano hwangu pamwe nekuverengeswa ma number akasiyana siyana ndiri parefu. Izvi vaida ku tester eye sight yangu sezvinongoitwawo kuma medical examinations.

Tapedza zvese nekutorwa ma Bp nezvimwewo ndakabva ndaendeswa kune imwe room yairatidza kuti yaiva waiting room. Kubvira pose pandakatambirwa panhandare yendege kusvikira kuno hapana kana akambotaura neni. Zvinhu zvose zvaingoitwa muchinyararire uyewo kana neni handinawo wandakabvunza nezvazvo.

Mushure mechinguva chikuru kwazvo pakabva papinda mumwe mu junior CO ( Commanding Officer ) uyo akabva andidana kuti ndimutevere. Ndakasimuka ndokumutevera tichipinda nemu corridor yainge yakati rebei.

Takati fambe fambe ndokupinda mune rimwe gonhi raiva nepassage zvakare. Takabva tasvika paiva nerimwe door reglass asi taisaona zvaiva seri. Officer uya akabva andivhurira iyewo achimira padivi ndokuti:

" Now for your security clearence sir, thank you."

Ndakazvigadzirisa bhachi rangu ndichimutenda mushure ndokupinda mukati asi ndakabva ndarohwa nehana ipapo kuita seichatsemuka nepakati. So Colonel Andersen had lied to me nhai, ndakadaro nechemumoyo ndichinzwa kadikita kaye zvakare kumusana.

Ndakaramba ndakasticker uye ndakabata magirazi angu mumaoko sezvo ndainge ndonzwa kutsva nekutya. Veduwe I had a million terabytes of fear inside my stomack zvekuti ndakatanga kunzwa kuti gruuuuu kurira nekuda kwevarume vainge vagere seri kwe desk hombe raiva re mahogany rakareba zvekuma three metres vaine nyembe dzairembera pahomwe dzavo.

Ndakamboda kudududza asi shure kwangu ndakaona kwava nemilitary MP uyo wandisina kuona kuti ainge abva nepi saka hapana kwandaitiza nako.

Ndakaramba ndakamira ndakatarisa shefu vainge vakagara kwekutanga ndokunzwa mabvi ave kudededera. Ndakaramba ndakangoti tumbi kumira kunge muroyi ayedzerwa nekunze achibva kunoroya. Hapana akataura kana kundikwazisa asi vose vari vatatu vakaramba vakanditarisa kamutarisiro kaivhundutsa. Ndakatadza kuziva kuti yaiva iri nhau yebasa here yandainge ndadanidzirwa. Ndakashaya shumo yazvo ipapo ndokuramba ndakangomira.

" At ease officer, and please sit."

Vakadaro baba va Marcia vachindinongedzera chigaro chaivemo !

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