08/21/2025
Fall vibes I won’t be vibing with as a simplified mom…
🍂 Thirty-seven different fall throw pillows that all say “cozy” in cursive.
🎃Pumpkin spice everything — including Starbucks.
🐿️ Decorating my porch like a Hallmark movie set for squirrels.
🍁Buying matching plaid outfits or pjs for the family that we’ll wear exactly once.
🧴A “must-have” fall skincare routine with 12 steps and a $300 price tag.
🕯️Filling every corner of the house with toxic fall scented candles strong enough to knock out a raccoon.
🍂Keeping up with all 4,000 “Fall Fun Nights.”
👻 Scary movies
🍭 20 different Trick or Treating destinations
What would you add? Comment below 👇🏻.
