01/10/2026
To the person who reported a behind the scenes photo of our crew flipping the bird, I’d like you to know the result of that.
FartBook will no longer recommend our page to people.
Does that hurt us in any way?
Not at all.
We’ve had this page since 2011 without a single incident. And it’s been almost a decade since we gained any new followers from it.
At this point, we’ve blocked more people than we’ve added.
To anyone else who sees our obvious joy, safety, creativity and friendship and seeks to try and tear down even a tiny speck of it:
Please know that tiny speck will always be bigger than that negative space between your ears.
- The Management