06/23/2026
NO LONGER YOUNG
“What moment made you realize you were no longer young?” Here are some responses. Feel free to add your own.
– “When I started making that cheesy groaning noise when getting ready to sit down.”
– “I bit into a Fig Newton and thought, ‘this doesn’t taste so bad.'”
– “When my baby sister bought me a drink at a bar. She’s 14 years younger than me.”
– “When I have to select my birth date on a website and I have to keep scrolling on the YEAR section.”
– “Telling my coworkers my cats names are Bill and Ted and they didn’t get the reference.”
– “When I began to say ‘we really needed this rain.'”
– “When I got excited about buying a vacuum cleaner.”
– “Of all the grey hairs on my body, yesterday I pulled one out of my nose. That’s when I knew.”
