Rabbit Troop Sucks, Denver, CO (2025)

09/19/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! My Science Project (1985):

What do you have planned for your science project? Another show stopping volcano? Regrow some vegetable scraps? Solar powered something? How about submitting an unstable device that creates time warps? Let’s go with that! Michael Harlan (John Stockwell) has been told by ex-hippie turned professor, Bob (Dennis Hopper) that he needs to submit a science project or he will fail. Mike takes his friend/date Ellie (Danielle von Zerneck) to a military junkyard of wonders. Classic first date! They find a device that houses a glowing purple orb. Note: these are not s*xual allusions. Once Mike and his friend Vince (Fisher Stevens) hook a car battery up to this alien device, time becomes unhinged. Is this project worth an A? What’s Cleopatra doing here? Get ready for Sherman (Raphael Sbarge) to quickly break away from nerdom. RTS outruns electricity! Jeremy makes sure you don’t forget about the school tax, jellyfish. La-Mar gets the device past the fuzzballs. Collin obliterates a dinosaur. History be damned! “In the ozone, blowzone,” make sure everything is “dyno-supreme.”

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09/12/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Encino Man (1992):

We received this super fun listener request. Thank you, Mike! In this tale of teenage heroism, viewers will learn the ways of fresh baby nugs and wheezing the juice and/or gigs. Dave Morgan (Sean Astin) is a grump with dreams of becoming the prom king, dating Robyn (Megan Ward) and hosting an epic end of year pool party. This party will be in the current backyard hole he is digging with his bestie, Stoney (Pauly Shore). During this pool-dig turned excavation, these lads find a human popsicle, Link (Brendan Fraser). After thawing him out and giving him a fly 90s look, it’s high school time! For Dave, this could be the path to popularity. Caveman shenanigans ensue. RTS makes their way through all the nugs and cones. Jeremy becomes infected with grooves and learns to “feed the monkey.” La-Mar gives a sincere and direct SHOOOOOOOSH to all the doubters of cave culture. Listen, bud-dy, give this a view and have a good time. “The cheese is old and moldy.”

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09/05/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Captain Ron (1992):

The Harvey family from Chicago have inherited a yacht that was once owned by Clark Gable, and they want to give their kids an out-of-city sailing experience that they will remember. Oh, they’re going to remember this! Martin/dad (Martin Short) thinks he can do it all. He cannot. Katherine/mom (Mary Kay Place) is good spirited and skeptical (rightfully so). Leading the family is the fantastical Captain Ron Ricco (Kurt Russell). He might be a bit scruffy, and don’t trust him in Monopoly, but he’ll eventually get the family where they need to be – physically and spiritually. The kids take part in this family adventure. Ben (Benjamin Salisbury) strives to become promoted from swab to mate. Caroline (Meadow Sisto) is engaged but “it’s kind of informal. Like, not a problem.” So, everyone has goals. RTS takes on the pirates of the Caribbean. Jeremy carves out some boat shower time and something to do with a salami. La-Mar learns the way of the revolutionary. Collin dives into the ocean and becomes sea-foam. He is reborn into an air spirit. Hit play on some Bob Marley, grab some rum and come sail away.

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08/29/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Moving Target (1988):

This is the legendary story of Toby Kellogg (Jason Bateman), a somewhat questionable musician with an equally questionable future in the music industry and how he handled the mob. Toby wants to hang out with his band and his new lady friend, Megan (Chynna Phillips). Unfortunately, Toby’s parents believe in him and send him to music camp in Interlochen for eight weeks. Halfway through, Toby sneaks out and flies back home. He discovers his parents left, the house is empty and no one probably loves him. Real pity party here. Meanwhile, a mob assassin, Tim (Jack Wagner), is out to get him, and Justice Department Dobbins (John Glover) is trying to save him. What does Tom Skerritt’s mustache think about all of this? RTS packs a radio and a handful of cassette tapes for this adventure. Jeremy helps himself to one of the many sports cars available to all teens in this film. Remember that one time at band camp? If it’s about terrible food and brown water, then, yes, we remember.

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08/22/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Re-Animator (1985):

Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs) is a strange, young medical student who will break as many pencils as it takes for you to understand that dead cells can come back. West moves in with another medical student, Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott), and he experiments with green glowing serums and Dan’s dead cat. Dan is dating Megan (Barbara Crampton), who thinks West is a major creep. During these scientific shenanigans, the two doctors-to-be turn Megan’s dad, Dean Halsey (Robert Sampson), into a re-animated ghoul. Whoopsie daisy! In the backdrop of all of this, Dr. Carl Hill (David Gale) loses his head and attempts to steal all of West’s work. Also, Dr. Hill is trying to get mad freaky with Megan! RTS looks into the void and sees Cthulhu, and it looks kind of adorable. Jeremy, La-Mar and Collin go on a re-animating spree. Everything is coming back! Where’s the security guard for this? “Cat dead, details later.”

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08/15/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Dead End Drive-In (1986):

Kai James of the Australian band Girl and Girl joins us. As an Australian ambassador, he lets us know that this is ALL true. Maybe even based on a true story. In a somewhat near future, things have gone wrong! Australia, the U.S. and North Korea are all that’s left! That’s bizarre. When you’re not thinking of that, go see a film. Jimmy ‘Crabs’ Rossini (Ned Manning) wants that. Oh, and s*x with Carmen (Natalie McCurry) in a car. Done and done! But, some cops steal two of his wheels while the pasties are in play. Turns out this drive-in is really a concentration camp for the youths. Thompson (Peter Whitford) is behind some of this. Well, he has a dated computer control panel and Foster’s. Lots of Foster’s. Those rounded up all seem cool with it. They also become a bunch of weird racists rather quickly. Jimmy just wants out! RTS escapes the Rocks Riot and now inquire about joggers selling their shoes. La-Mar is appalled by the snack selection but has been enjoying the films at the drive-in. Kai was going to become a carboy, but he is bewitched by the golden ni***es of the future. Who wouldn’t be? Good thing we can still get some Fanta in this dystopia. Music by: Girl and Girl.

Girl and Girl

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08/08/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Mutant (1984):

This is a tale of love. Love and goo! Some of the crazy townsfolk love putting toxic waste into the ground. This just seems like a recipe for mutants! Unfortunately, two brothers, Josh (Wings Hauser) and Mike (Lee Montgomery), drive through town and get caught up in this mess. Josh does meet Holly (Jody Medford), and when she’s not bartending or teaching, she may or may not be down for some fun times. Meanwhile, when sheriff Will Stewart (Bo Hopkins) isn’t hitting the Wild Turkey, he’s trying to convince his superiors that there’s something amiss. RTS avoids the hand goo stigmata. Jeremy joins Holly for some after school tutoring. La-Mar tosses numerous Molotov cocktails into the faces of mutants. They are not fans of that! Collin sits down and gets to really know the mutants and what’s troubling them. After, he face-bombs them, too! If you’re in for a series of bad decisions, boiler room pipe fights and are ready to leap over a pool table during a barroom brawl, then let’s get mutated!

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08/01/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! In the Mouth of Madness (1994):

John Carpenter directs this eerie tale. A publishing company hires John Trent (Sam Neill), an insurance investigator, to track down a missing author, Sutter Cane (Jürgen Prochnow). Cane’s books seem to drive certain readers to go crazy, but, hey, sales are through the roof! The head of the publishing company, Jackson Harglow (Charlton Heston), sends Linda Styles (Julie Carmen) along with John to the town of Hobb’s End which may or may not exist. Their goal is to find Cane and find out what is happening as the world seems to be falling apart/meshing into hell. Rest assured, there will be plenty of suspense and Lovecraftian horror along the way. RTS attempts to avoid reading Cane’s newest novel. They fail and now live in a demon world. Anyone have a black crayon? Jeremy now resides in an ever-changing nightmare painting. La-Mar rides a bicycle on the endless highway stretch of darkness. Are you just fiction in a story? You better check yourself because “he sees you.”

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07/25/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Joysticks (1983):

A bunch of townies playing video games with their joysticks. The metaphors do not run deep here. If you’re looking for a local scene where accruing points makes you royalty, where the vibe is provocative and the women love disrobing freely, then you just found your way to the local arcade, friend. Jefferson Bailey (Scott McGinnis) and his grandfather own and operate the town video-tech. When grandfather gets ill (or something, do we really know?), Jeff has to take on the resident busybody, Joseph Rutter (Joe Don Baker), and his idiot nephews. They want to Footloose the arcade youths! Meanwhile, Rutter’s daughter, Patsy (Corinne Bohrer), is in on the teen delinquency. Jeff will have to battle his on-screen girlfriend’s father demon and take on King Vidiot (Jon Gries) to save the day! The arcade? The summer? What the hell is really going on here? Is Eugene (Leif Green) hooking up? Is McDorfus (Jim Greenleaf) going to have a heart attack? RTS loves after hour parties and secret s*xy video games. La-Mar shatters records in Moon Patrol and dominates a few rounds of Gorf. Collin gets on a minibike and shows the crowd who the Pole Position champion really is. When you’re not taking off your shirt or having backroom circle-bed s*x, just remember, “Totally awesome video games!”

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07/18/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Brewster’s Millions (1985):

Montgomery Brewster (Richard Pryor) is a minor-league baseball player for the Hackensack Bulls who is approaching the end of his game. Luckily, his recently deceased great uncle, Rupert Horn (Hume Cronyn), left him a heap of cash. But, there’s a caveat and a lesson to be learned. Brewster must spend 30 million dollars in 30 days without gaining anything. If he depletes the funds (in accordance to the spending rules), he will gain his true inheritance of 300 million dollars. If he has anything left over, he loses it all. With the help of his friend Spike (John Candy), he is going to learn to spend hard – and hate every moment of it. Angela Drake (Lonette McKee) will keep track of all of the spending, and she will be giving heavy-handed, disapproving comments along the way. Learn to have some fun, Angela! Angela’s fella, Warren (Stephen Collins), is too busy leaving law to become an overpaid interior decorator. RTS always finds time to hang out with Edward Roundfield (Pat Hingle). He’s always one of the nicest people we see around these parts. Jeremy learns to bring the heat with the assistance of Charley (Jerry Orbach). La-Mar enters the collectable stamp game. Collin makes sure that you won’t vote for anyone. This is worth a watch as there is a rich, memorable cast that has, for the most part, passed away. We miss you all!

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07/14/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Monday! The Wizard (1989):

It’s our three-year anniversary! Thanks for listening! No one knows what to do or how to diagnose Jimmy (Luke Edwards), so the family puts him in a home. Corey (Fred Savage), his brother, decides to break him out and wander aimlessly into California. California! Along the way, they meet Haley (Jenny Lewis), and together they decide to level up Jimmy’s gaming skills and enter him into Video Game Armageddon to prove that Jimmy has mythical video game skills and the ability to win 50k! In the backdrop, dad/Sam (Beau Bridges) and his other son, Nick (Christian Slater), search for the kids while battling Putnam (Will Seltzer), a sleazy child bounty hunter. RTS gets to the sixth palace of Hyrule and past the river devil. The world learns why Corey is “so thick.” Jeremy learns why the Power Glove is “so bad.” La-Mar finds the scroll weapon and almost beats Mecha-Turtle. Collin waxes your tail in Double Dragon! Don’t get lost in Goblin Valley, and enjoy your adventures. Thank you for listening over these years, and use that flute! It opens a warp. Wink!

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07/11/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Johnny Mnemonic (1995):

Johnny, Johnny. Angry Johnny? Maybe not angry but goal oriented. Johnny (Keanu Reeves) has some crucial data stored all up inside his head, and he’s got to get it delivered or the Yakuza or synaptic seepage is going to kill him. Who hasn’t risked massive seepage in a dystopian future? The kicker is that Johnny is someone only concerned with himself, and now his dome contains the cure to save all of humanity. Spider (Henry Rollins) is helping in the good fight. Jane (Dina Meyer) is beating baddies down when she doesn’t have the shakes. An assassin preacher (Dolph Lundgren) looks like He-Man (again). J-Bone (Ice-T) is here! DAMNNN! RTS gets some sweet tech upgrades to their future bods courtesy of Takahashi (Takeshi Kitano). La-Mar and Collin check out the club with Ralfi (Udo Kier). They were never seen again. The world is not ready for Internet-2021!

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