Rabbit Troop Sucks, Denver, CO (2025)

07/25/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Joysticks (1983):

A bunch of townies playing video games with their joysticks. The metaphors do not run deep here. If you’re looking for a local scene where accruing points makes you royalty, where the vibe is provocative and the women love disrobing freely, then you just found your way to the local arcade, friend. Jefferson Bailey (Scott McGinnis) and his grandfather own and operate the town video-tech. When grandfather gets ill (or something, do we really know?), Jeff has to take on the resident busybody, Joseph Rutter (Joe Don Baker), and his idiot nephews. They want to Footloose the arcade youths! Meanwhile, Rutter’s daughter, Patsy (Corinne Bohrer), is in on the teen delinquency. Jeff will have to battle his on-screen girlfriend’s father demon and take on King Vidiot (Jon Gries) to save the day! The arcade? The summer? What the hell is really going on here? Is Eugene (Leif Green) hooking up? Is McDorfus (Jim Greenleaf) going to have a heart attack? RTS loves after hour parties and secret s*xy video games. La-Mar shatters records in Moon Patrol and dominates a few rounds of Gorf. Collin gets on a minibike and shows the crowd who the Pole Position champion really is. When you’re not taking off your shirt or having backroom circle-bed s*x, just remember, “Totally awesome video games!”

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07/18/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Brewster’s Millions (1985):

Montgomery Brewster (Richard Pryor) is a minor-league baseball player for the Hackensack Bulls who is approaching the end of his game. Luckily, his recently deceased great uncle, Rupert Horn (Hume Cronyn), left him a heap of cash. But, there’s a caveat and a lesson to be learned. Brewster must spend 30 million dollars in 30 days without gaining anything. If he depletes the funds (in accordance to the spending rules), he will gain his true inheritance of 300 million dollars. If he has anything left over, he loses it all. With the help of his friend Spike (John Candy), he is going to learn to spend hard – and hate every moment of it. Angela Drake (Lonette McKee) will keep track of all of the spending, and she will be giving heavy-handed, disapproving comments along the way. Learn to have some fun, Angela! Angela’s fella, Warren (Stephen Collins), is too busy leaving law to become an overpaid interior decorator. RTS always finds time to hang out with Edward Roundfield (Pat Hingle). He’s always one of the nicest people we see around these parts. Jeremy learns to bring the heat with the assistance of Charley (Jerry Orbach). La-Mar enters the collectable stamp game. Collin makes sure that you won’t vote for anyone. This is worth a watch as there is a rich, memorable cast that has, for the most part, passed away. We miss you all!

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07/14/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Monday! The Wizard (1989):

It’s our three-year anniversary! Thanks for listening! No one knows what to do or how to diagnose Jimmy (Luke Edwards), so the family puts him in a home. Corey (Fred Savage), his brother, decides to break him out and wander aimlessly into California. California! Along the way, they meet Haley (Jenny Lewis), and together they decide to level up Jimmy’s gaming skills and enter him into Video Game Armageddon to prove that Jimmy has mythical video game skills and the ability to win 50k! In the backdrop, dad/Sam (Beau Bridges) and his other son, Nick (Christian Slater), search for the kids while battling Putnam (Will Seltzer), a sleazy child bounty hunter. RTS gets to the sixth palace of Hyrule and past the river devil. The world learns why Corey is “so thick.” Jeremy learns why the Power Glove is “so bad.” La-Mar finds the scroll weapon and almost beats Mecha-Turtle. Collin waxes your tail in Double Dragon! Don’t get lost in Goblin Valley, and enjoy your adventures. Thank you for listening over these years, and use that flute! It opens a warp. Wink!

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07/11/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Johnny Mnemonic (1995):

Johnny, Johnny. Angry Johnny? Maybe not angry but goal oriented. Johnny (Keanu Reeves) has some crucial data stored all up inside his head, and he’s got to get it delivered or the Yakuza or synaptic seepage is going to kill him. Who hasn’t risked massive seepage in a dystopian future? The kicker is that Johnny is someone only concerned with himself, and now his dome contains the cure to save all of humanity. Spider (Henry Rollins) is helping in the good fight. Jane (Dina Meyer) is beating baddies down when she doesn’t have the shakes. An assassin preacher (Dolph Lundgren) looks like He-Man (again). J-Bone (Ice-T) is here! DAMNNN! RTS gets some sweet tech upgrades to their future bods courtesy of Takahashi (Takeshi Kitano). La-Mar and Collin check out the club with Ralfi (Udo Kier). They were never seen again. The world is not ready for Internet-2021!

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07/04/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Psycho Goreman (2020):

While playing a game of Crazy Ball, siblings, Mimi (Nita-Josée Hanna) and Luke (Owen Myre), find a gem and resurrect an alien monster, Psycho Goreman (Matthew Ninaber/Steven Vlahos), that wants to destroy everything. In a way, these gruesome murders and destruction are an artform. Fortunately, Mimi is able to use this gem to control this being, and it is continuous party time after! Well, the creature, Psycho Goreman (PG), hates everything about it! A bunch of intergalactic baddies are coming to Earth! A child has been turned into a brain blob. An officer is a soulless ghoul. People are exploding! Blood is everywhere! Greg (Adam Brooks), the father, is breaking down hard, but he’s going to prove he isn’t lazy. Susan (Alexis Kara Hancey), the mother, awkwardly transforms into one of these creatures. Even though the world is in peril, Mimi is having fun. RTS joins PG’s rockin’ band. Jeremy, La-Mar and Collin fight a blood box demon and learn that monsters can love. Is this film really about all the hunky boys out there? PG says he doesn’t care about those hunky boys, but does he? If you’re not having fun here, “frig off!”

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06/27/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Knock Off (1998):

Marcus Ray (Jean-Claude Van Damme) and Tommy Hendricks (Rob Schneider) are fashion designers. Should this summary even continue? You know you’re already in. Well, if that’s not enough, these gents get involved in a terrorist smuggling ring, and now, with the help of Karen Lee (Leia Rochon), they will find out who is behind all of these dastardly deeds. Will they figure it out before fashion week? Also, we have to get ready for the Hong Kong going back to Chinese rule party. Fireworks aplenty! It gets chilly at night. Good thing Harry (Paul Sorvino) has the appropriate evening windbreaker. RTS gets some dim sum and sets fashion trends by day/fight atop cargo containers at night. Please, pass the chili oil. Jeremy finds out about the nano bombs in his counterfeit jeans (trousers). La-Mar chats up detective Ling Ho (Carman Lee). Things seem to be working out. Collin takes a cue from Han (Michel Wong) to jump out of boats and away from grenades. It works well! Lots of attempted twists in this flick, but these fellas wouldn’t knock you off. Would they? Who’s the jean genie here, Skinny (Glen Chin)?

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06/20/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! National Lampoon’s European Vacation (1985):

The Griswolds are back! Through dumb luck, the family wins a European vacation on Pig in a Poke! Is Europe ready? Clark (Chevy Chase) continues to be his well-intended but overbearing self. Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo) makes a splash as she debuts in La Donna Nella Doccia. Audrey (Dana Hill) is homesick and misses her boyfriend, Jack (William Zabka). Rusty (Jason Lively) actually has many things that go right for him. Way to go, Rusty! Through all of the chaos the Griswolds cause along the way, the family also get wrapped up in a murder. RTS upgrades their fashion sense into something Euro-horrific. Jeremy checks out Big Ben and Parliament in an endless loop. La-Mar questions what the right side of the road is. Eric Idle be warned! Collin dominates a slap/fist brawl at the beer gardens. Chicago, represent! Also, Johnny Lawrence forever! Enjoy Gran Disparate Yankee en Europa, and remember that your French waiter hates you.

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06/13/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Kuffs (1992):

George Kuffs (Christian Slater) is all smiles and dance steps until he learns his girlfriend, Maya (Milla Jovovich), is pregnant. Like a sleazebag, he immediately leaves town, heads to San Francisco and meets up with his brother, Brad (Bruce Boxleitner), in an attempt to borrow money and to start a new life within the famous Brazilian gold rush. Brad wants more for George, but big thug Kane (Leon Rippy) takes Brad out. George now owns Brad’s patrol district (as you do), and baddies be warned. Or not! George isn’t really trained for anything. He also doesn’t really care about much. He is forced to partner up with Ted (Tony Goldwyn), and together they eventually do things, sort of, and the city rejoices, kind of. RTS checks out the chaos while taking Thunder for a walk. Thunder loves art! Jeremy and Collin put on some shower goggles and take the chief’s Corvette for a spin. What could go wrong? Let’s clean up the neighborhood Kuffs-style!

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06/06/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Pray for Death (1985):

Akira Saito (Sho Kosugi) is living a lovely life with his wife, Aiko (Donna Kei Benz), and their two young boys in Japan. Akira does have a secret. Is it that he’s awesome? Yes! One day, Aiko encourages Akira to move the family to the U.S. where she was born. They make the move. This does not go well – and quickly! Some local mob thugs have been storing their secret goods in a hidey hole adjacent to the Saito’s new residence. A cop on the take steals a necklace from the mob and an enforcer, Limehouse (James Booth), goes completely bananas in his own mind. Totally APE here! Limehouse proceeds to go on a series of odd adventures to harass and harm the Saito family. Akira is all, naw man! Then, he unleashes the full ninja – fancy head garb and all. RTS wonders if this was all real. Ninjas aren’t real, right? Wink! Collin takes the time to admire the stunning silk ninja-wear. Jeremy becomes a dock rat. It’s more appealing than one would think. La-Mar heads to Pier 25 for blowtorch games and loose necklace inquiries. Can we ever truly put our shadows behind ourselves?

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05/30/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck (1988):

A rich jackass, Ken Manchester (Brant von Hoffman), and his snooty wife, Barbara Manchester (Kathy Shower), hire a somewhat known adventurer, “Tennessee” Buck Malone (David Keith), to guide them through the Borneo jungle to hunt for a tiger. What this group did not count on is ANYTHING! Everything starts off with some elephant rampage. This then moves onto tin can plane flights and a tribe of hungry cannibals. Be prepared for zany music and lots of monkeying around – all until this becomes ultra dark! RTS casually borrows Buck’s magical amulet and gets out quickly. What was everyone else waiting for? Jeremy and La-Mar successfully take on hordes of cannibals. Nothing takes them down faster than introducing sugar into their diets.

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05/23/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! The Blob (1988):

Goooooooo! In this 1958 remake, some kind of pink craziness comes from space and is hungry. We don’t really know why it’s doing this or what this thing is, but it is growing, and it is everywhere! Meg (Shawnee Smith) is just trying to live her life without her boyfriend dissolving. GOO! Badboy, Brian (Kevin Dillon) isn’t having any luck jumping the gulch with his motorcycle. Mental GOO! Sheriff Herb Geller (Jeffrey DeMunn) has an 11:00 at night date with Fran (Candy Clark)! Can he get there? Mystery GOO! Oh, and Dr. Meddows (Joe Seneca) is going to put you in a van! You’re a van person now! Van GOO! RTS does not go around poking things with sticks/ does not mess around with cosmic stuff. Keep nature in nature! Jeremy and Hazel see everyone get dissolved and immediately leave town. Good luck town, you’re on your own! Anyone got a collapsible bazooka? As you watch, remember that “there’s always room for JELL-O.” It might have room for you, too!

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05/16/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985):

After a scuffle over a sandwich at the docks, an officer “dies.” But, they RoboCop this fella good! He is now Remo Williams (Fred Ward). They shave his mustache and make him a shadow assassin within the government. Once he washes the hamburger and hot dog smell from his body, he learns from Chiun (Joel Grey) to complete a series of montage training sequences – including an awesome Statue of Liberty tough guys on scaffolding beatdown! In the background of all of this, some guy is doing stuff with faulty guns and shotty satellites. Seems problematic. Conn MacCleary (J.A. Preston) and Harold Smith (Wilford Brimley) don’t like that and make sure Williams stops him. Major Fleming (Kate Mulgrew) is agreeable along the way. RTS trains to breathe so they can fully live. Jeremy, La-Mar and Collin learn that everything is just a feeling. So, master yours and run on the water that’s holding you back. We see the “feeble glint of promise” in your eyes.

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