Better Than I Was Yesterday

Better Than I Was Yesterday Wife, Mom, Introvert

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09/29/2025

Somebody better come get Derrick Jaxn's raggedy ass out of my algorithm, expeditiously.

The fact that he's still even in this realm is enough to p**s me off.
MarQuan better stop playing with me.

I'm still unable to block people, and I'm p**sed. My time on this app may be quickly coming to a close.

09/29/2025

I'll tell you one thing..if I show up to a memorial service, and the dearly departed is doing anything but resting in a casket or in an urn..

I'm turning into an NFL linebacker, knocking everything over to get the hell out of that space.

I do not want to see them sitting at card tables, standing in the corner, riding motorcycles, NONE OF IT.

✌🏾🏃🏾‍♀️

Y'all be easy.

09/28/2025

In my next life, I want to come back as an orca or a hippo. Just let me come in and wreck s**t, please and thank you.

09/28/2025

Today, while in the grocery store, I ran into someone I've known for years and sweatergawd, I wanted to run away. Like abandon my cart and run to my car.

There's no ill feelings or anything like that, but I just didn't want to give them any ounce of my time. It's been at least 4 years since we've seen each other, and I felt like a caged animal. I didn't want to catch up, didn't want to hear anything about how things were going for them. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole.

I felt jittery for hours after that encounter and have only just settled down.

It's been a long time since I've felt like this, but I know that it was my intuition protecting me from bulls**t that I've worked so hard to get away from.

I honestly hope I never see them again.

09/27/2025

In honor of spooky season, let me tell y'all about the time I went bowling with my boyfriend (a million years ago) and his cousin.

Said cousin thought it would be hilarious to pour ketchup into my bowling ball, and so whenever it was my turn, I would wipe the ketchup on my clothes.

I woke up the next morning (yes, I was inebriated) and thought I committed a massacre! Ketchup every damn where. 😫😭

When I tell you that I hate 90% of the world, please believe me. 😂

09/27/2025

It's not even Saturday, and shenanigans are reigning supreme over here.

9 goes on a walk, comes back, mouth full of blood, smiling from to ear to ear: "Mom, I lost another tooth!"

He's holding a random apple that he decided to bite into, and his wiggly tooth came loose.

Did I know the tooth was wiggly?
Absolutely NOT!
9: I wanted to surprise you. 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

The tooth is here, my Tooth Fairy signature has been forged, and all is good.

This kid is losing teeth left and right. Wild times, but I love it. 🥴😂

09/27/2025

I think it's real suspicious that I haven't been able to block anything on this damn app.

Am I the only one experiencing this nonsense?

I'm actively hitting block and it's not doing a thing.

MarQuan continues to prove that he should've been swallowed or spit into the damn gutter.

09/25/2025

One of my favorite sayings is "what's good for the goose, is good for the gander."

In all areas.
In all ways.
ALWAYS.

You want to be funny?!
Baby, let's get downright HILARIOUS.

I'll always advocate for getting your lick back.
I've never met a higher road worthy enough to take.

You want to play?
Buckle up, Buttercup, you're about to see some s**t you've never seen before.
I guarantee you'll regret this before I do.
You'll be the one sobbing while sliding down the wall, and I'll just be getting started.
Please find someone else to play with.

I just might be the drama. 🤷🏾‍♀️

09/25/2025

Hey friends!

It's been a while since I've done a check-in, but how did you love on yourselves today?

If you didn't (and that's okay), what's your plan to love on yourself in the coming days, weeks, months?

The Voice and I got outside today.9 and the Dino were our special guests. 😂His play date was a success. He played lacros...
09/23/2025

The Voice and I got outside today.

9 and the Dino were our special guests. 😂

His play date was a success. He played lacrosse, soccer, and duck duck goose, all while dragging his playmate along for the ride.

One thing about my child, he's going to make friends.
This kid is an extrovert, in every sense of the word.

Me? I'm just his introverted mama, keeping a close eye, making sure he's good, and driving him around.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I hope the day was good to you all.

💙

09/23/2025

Do you think it's too late to submit our wishlists for the rapture?!

I have a few folks that need to be yeeted out of here, immediately.

Feel free to add yours to the comments. Maybe if we join forces, we'll get lucky tomorrow. 🤞🏾

09/22/2025

I live in a state where icebreakers usually consist of talking about all of the "14ers" people have climbed.

Chile, I'm not willingly climbing 14,000 feet in any circumstance. Please send me the meeting recap, and let me live my life.

If you see me running, you best get to running too, because s**t just got real. 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

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