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11/03/2016

How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom:
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
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10/25/2016

Contraband Vi**ra:
A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Vi**ra for 100 Egyptian pounds.
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 20?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 10?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?"...
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10/19/2016

The Butcher's Wife:
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?...
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10/13/2016

Ball Talk:
What did the right ball say to the left ball?...
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10/06/2016

Scottish Couple:
One night a Scottish couple took a walk through a beautiful lit up town. The woman says to the man, ''You want to hold my hand, don't you?'' The man says,''Yes, how did you know?'' She says, ''By the gleam in your eye.'' So they held hands.
A little down the road the woman says to the man, ''You want to kiss me don't you?'' The man says,''Yes, how did you know?'' She says, ''By the gleam in your eye.'' So they kissed and kept walking.
A little later the woman askes the man, ''You want to screw me don't you?''...
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10/05/2016

Leeches:
What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?...
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09/30/2016

Blonde Rides Shotgun:
Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph.
"Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel, "do you see any cops following us?"...
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09/27/2016

ARKANSAS DENTISTS:
Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?...
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09/22/2016

Smart Blonde:
What do you call a smart blonde?...
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09/21/2016

Blonde On A Fence:
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?...
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09/20/2016

Blonde - Two Coats:
A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart.
While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the day as soon as he leaves, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home after work and smells the distinctive smell of paint...
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09/15/2016

In the Navy:
Q: , how do they separate the men from the boys?...
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