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06/02/2026

Happy Traumatic Tuesday Chaos Cousins!

First Dates From Hell Part 1 is live and proof that not all trauma comes from childhood… some of it is self inflicted through dating.

Sloan sat through a coffee date where she was verbally demolished for sport, and Lex met a man who looked like Justin Bieber if you ordered him off Temu and ignored every warning sign from the universe.

In honor of Pride Month, we’re sharing our worst dates so you can feel better about yours.

Now it’s your turn.
Give us your coming out stories. The chaotic, the unhinged, the traumatic, the “I should’ve kept that to myself” moments.

Send them to: [email protected]

okay love you bye
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🌈 THE PRIDE COLLECTION IS OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🌈The wait is over! The Traumatically Speaking PRIDE Collection is now availab...
06/01/2026

🌈 THE PRIDE COLLECTION IS OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🌈

The wait is over! The Traumatically Speaking PRIDE Collection is now available for a limited time only from June 1st through June 19th.

This collection was created to celebrate authenticity, self-expression, resilience, and the LGBTQ+ community. Once the collection closes, these designs will no longer be available.

✨ Limited-Time Drop
✨ Exclusive Designs
✨ Available While Supplies Last

🔗 Use the link in our bio to shop the collection now and secure your favorites before they’re gone.

Thank you for supporting a small business that believes everyone deserves to be seen, heard, and celebrated. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

06/01/2026

🌈 LAST CHANCE TO GET IN BEFORE THE RUSH! 🌈

The Traumatically Speaking PRIDE Collection officially drops today at 12:00 PM MST! 🎉

Our first collection sold items within minutes, and once these designs are gone, they’re gone. Don’t wait until your favorite size or design sells out.

✨ Subscribe using the link in our bio for exclusive access.
✨ Get early access to the collection.
✨ Be the first to shop before the general public.
✨ Receive updates on future drops, giveaways, events, and discounts.

🏳️‍🌈 Celebrate Pride, support inclusivity, and grab your favorites before they’re gone.

🛍️ Shop today.
🔗 Subscribe through the link in our bio now.

🏳️‍🌈✨ 24 HOURS AWAY ✨🏳️‍🌈The countdown is officially on.Our exclusive Pride Collection drops TOMORROW, June 1st, and we ...
05/31/2026

🏳️‍🌈✨ 24 HOURS AWAY ✨🏳️‍🌈

The countdown is officially on.

Our exclusive Pride Collection drops TOMORROW, June 1st, and we couldn’t be more excited to share it with you.

This collection was created to celebrate authenticity, self-expression, resilience, and the beautiful chaos that makes each of us who we are. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Want first access?

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✨ Early access to the collection
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✨ Giveaways
✨ First access to future merch drops, events, and announcements

Set your reminders. Tell your friends. Get your carts ready.

🌈 Pride Collection Launches June 1, 2026.

Loud. Proud. Unapologetically authentic.Created exclusively for our 2026 Pride Collection, this limited-edition hoodie i...
05/30/2026

Loud. Proud. Unapologetically authentic.

Created exclusively for our 2026 Pride Collection, this limited-edition hoodie is more than just apparel—it’s a statement. Designed for those who have fought to be seen, heard, and accepted, this cozy hoodie celebrates resilience, self-expression, and the courage to live as your true self.

Featuring our exclusive Pride design, this hoodie is perfect for Pride events, cool summer nights, or anytime you want to wear your support with pride. Made for comfort and built to last, it’s a reminder that your story matters, your voice deserves space, and you belong exactly as you are.

✨ Limited Release
🌈 Exclusive Pride Collection Item
🖤 Soft, Comfortable Fit
🏳️‍🌈 Designed with Pride by Traumatically Speaking

Once this collection is gone, it won’t be restocked. Grab yours while supplies last and celebrate Pride with us.

**Be proud. Be visible. Be traumatically authentic.

🌈 OUR PRIDE COLLECTION DROPS JUNE 1ST 🌈This collection is loud, unapologetic, colorful, healing, and made with so much l...
05/29/2026

🌈 OUR PRIDE COLLECTION DROPS JUNE 1ST 🌈

This collection is loud, unapologetic, colorful, healing, and made with so much love for our community. 🖤

Want exclusive access before everyone else?
Use the link in our bio to subscribe for VIP perks including:

✨ Early site access
✨ Exclusive discount codes
✨ First updates on new merch, drops & events
✨ Subscriber-only giveaways

Whether you’re celebrating Pride, embracing who you are, or supporting the people you love — this collection was created for YOU. 🌈

Set your alarms for June 1st. You do not want to miss this drop.

05/25/2026

Hello Chaos Cousins!

Thank you for your patience with our little social media disappearance.

Sloan has been girl bossing a little too close to the sun (per usual) with multiple events for Sit.Stay.Sloan — including preparing for SLC Utah Pride! 🌈 Come say hi on June 6th!

Lex has been busy creating pieces for our Traumatically Speaking Pride Collection dropping June 1st, 2026. Use the link in our bio to subscribe for exclusive access if you haven’t already. 🖤

Despite all the chaos, new podcast episodes are still dropping every Tuesday for Traumatic Tuesday. Use the link in our bio to listen wherever you get your podcasts. We appreciate your continued support, and we promise we won’t leave you hanging like our mom did.

Love,
Sloan & Lex

The UnMothered Collection disappears at midnight. 🖤This is your last chance to shop the drop! Link in bio to order.When ...
05/12/2026

The UnMothered Collection disappears at midnight. 🖤

This is your last chance to shop the drop!

Link in bio to order.
When they’re gone, they’re gone…
just like our mom.

Dark humor warning. Unisex styles for every BODY.

The Unmothered Collection is LIVE 🖤Pieces styled by Lex consist of alternative fashion, edgy streetwear, and emotionally...
05/11/2026

The Unmothered Collection is LIVE 🖤

Pieces styled by Lex consist of alternative fashion, edgy streetwear, and emotionally unavailable energy — available for 48 hours only.

Shop the limited drop now before it disappears… just like our mom did. 🥀

✨ Unisex fits
✨ Inclusive sizing
✨ Limited edition
✨ Dark Humor is always included

Use the link in bio to shop the Unmothered Collection before it’s gone.

The Unmothered Collection is officially LIVE.This drop is available for 48 hours only.Once it’s gone, it’s gone.This is ...
05/10/2026

The Unmothered Collection is officially LIVE.

This drop is available for 48 hours only.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

This is a collection for the individuals who had to raise themselves, break cycles, and become everything they never received. There is something here for every BODY!

Use the link in our bio to shop now.
Swipe left for a preview of the drop 🖤

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