Traumatically Speaking

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THE REBRAND IS HERE.After a little emotional damage, a lot of questionable decisions, and an unnecessary amount of time ...
09/01/2026

THE REBRAND IS HERE.

After a little emotional damage, a lot of questionable decisions, and an unnecessary amount of time spent making everything look exactly how we wanted it… Traumatically Speaking has officially rebranded.

And the new collection is LIVE NOW!

Same dark humor.
Same unhinged conversations.
Same trauma.
Just a whole new look. 👀

Go check out the new collection and rep your favorite emotionally unstable podcast. 🫶🏻

🛒 SHOP THE REBRAND COLLECTION — LINK IN BIO

Mark your calendars for September 3rd.New era. Same trauma.Let’s fu***ng talk about it. Are you ready?
08/29/2026

Mark your calendars for September 3rd.
New era. Same trauma.
Let’s fu***ng talk about it.

Are you ready?

🚨 Attention, Chaos Cousins 🚨Your favorite traumatized twin sisters are taking a tiny break this Traumatic Tuesday. That ...
07/13/2026

🚨 Attention, Chaos Cousins 🚨

Your favorite traumatized twin sisters are taking a tiny break this Traumatic Tuesday.

That means there won’t be a new episode on 07/14… but don’t spiral—we’ll be back with fresh trauma, questionable life choices, and unsolicited opinions on 07/21. 🎙️✨

Use this week to catch up on any episodes you missed, re-listen to your favorites, or go outside and touch some grass (if that feels emotionally safe). 🌱😂

Thanks for hanging out with us every week. We love this little chaos community 🖤

— Sloan & Lex

Okay, love you, bye.

06/23/2026

It’s good, right? ****ns

06/21/2026

It’s funny now though…

06/15/2026

She won’t be the only one calling me Mommy. 😘

Need this shirt? Shop our exclusive PRIDE collection.

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06/02/2026

Happy Traumatic Tuesday Chaos Cousins!

First Dates From Hell Part 1 is live and proof that not all trauma comes from childhood… some of it is self inflicted through dating.

Sloan sat through a coffee date where she was verbally demolished for sport, and Lex met a man who looked like Justin Bieber if you ordered him off Temu and ignored every warning sign from the universe.

In honor of Pride Month, we’re sharing our worst dates so you can feel better about yours.

Now it’s your turn.
Give us your coming out stories. The chaotic, the unhinged, the traumatic, the “I should’ve kept that to myself” moments.

Send them to: [email protected]

okay love you bye
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🌈 THE PRIDE COLLECTION IS OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🌈The wait is over! The Traumatically Speaking PRIDE Collection is now availab...
06/01/2026

🌈 THE PRIDE COLLECTION IS OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🌈

The wait is over! The Traumatically Speaking PRIDE Collection is now available for a limited time only from June 1st through June 19th.

This collection was created to celebrate authenticity, self-expression, resilience, and the LGBTQ+ community. Once the collection closes, these designs will no longer be available.

✨ Limited-Time Drop
✨ Exclusive Designs
✨ Available While Supplies Last

🔗 Use the link in our bio to shop the collection now and secure your favorites before they’re gone.

Thank you for supporting a small business that believes everyone deserves to be seen, heard, and celebrated. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

06/01/2026

🌈 LAST CHANCE TO GET IN BEFORE THE RUSH! 🌈

The Traumatically Speaking PRIDE Collection officially drops today at 12:00 PM MST! 🎉

Our first collection sold items within minutes, and once these designs are gone, they’re gone. Don’t wait until your favorite size or design sells out.

✨ Subscribe using the link in our bio for exclusive access.
✨ Get early access to the collection.
✨ Be the first to shop before the general public.
✨ Receive updates on future drops, giveaways, events, and discounts.

🏳️‍🌈 Celebrate Pride, support inclusivity, and grab your favorites before they’re gone.

🛍️ Shop today.
🔗 Subscribe through the link in our bio now.

🏳️‍🌈✨ 24 HOURS AWAY ✨🏳️‍🌈The countdown is officially on.Our exclusive Pride Collection drops TOMORROW, June 1st, and we ...
05/31/2026

🏳️‍🌈✨ 24 HOURS AWAY ✨🏳️‍🌈

The countdown is officially on.

Our exclusive Pride Collection drops TOMORROW, June 1st, and we couldn’t be more excited to share it with you.

This collection was created to celebrate authenticity, self-expression, resilience, and the beautiful chaos that makes each of us who we are. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Want first access?

🔗 Subscribe through the link in our bio for:
✨ Early access to the collection
✨ Exclusive discount codes
✨ Giveaways
✨ First access to future merch drops, events, and announcements

Set your reminders. Tell your friends. Get your carts ready.

🌈 Pride Collection Launches June 1, 2026.

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