04/06/2025
"""My neighbor installed a dirty toilet bowl on my lawn with a note saying, 'FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE.'
My new neighbor, Shannon, started sunbathing right in front of my house — literally right outside my 15-year-old son's bedroom window. She was always in these tiny bikinis, and it made Jake feel super uncomfortable.
I decided to be civil and ask her to move to a less conspicuous spot. She just laughed in my face and said, 'If your son’s uncomfortable, that’s HIS problem. I do what I want in MY yard.'
A few days later, I came home to find an old, dirty toilet bowl on my lawn with a note that said, 'FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE.' I knew it was Shannon's handiwork.
When I confronted her, she smirked and said, 'You wanted to share your opinion, so I gave you a place to put it.'
I was furious but kept my cool, knowing that people like her eventually trip over their own arrogance. A few days later, I turned out to be right. ⬇️""(check in first comment👇)
