09/01/2026
Good ! It’s a wet one to start , with rain and a few rumbles of thunder on and off today, and a high near 78. Showers and storms could hang around into tonight, then we may do it all again tomorrow afternoon, so maybe keep the umbrella close and do not trust the sky just because it looks calm for five minutes.
This morning, we’re talking about the little routines that get us through the workday. How early do you get up before work just to have a slow morning, drink your coffee, scroll a little, stare into space, whatever you need before real life begins?
Then we’re getting into that one innocent video you watched, and now your whole feed has decided it is your entire personality. Maybe it’s cow hoof trimming, walk-in tubs, wh***ey, Skechers, or something even more random.
At 8:10, it’s You Can’t Google This, and I’ve got a $20 gift card to The Farm Source up for grabs. Your first three clues: it’s a place where “I’ll just have one” is usually a lie… something very large gets made, but you definitely should not eat it… and you can see a country star, a prize cow, and a giant slide without leaving the property.
And it’s Tuesday. We’ve got your full reading waiting in the comments on our page, so pick your oracle, one, two, or three, and see what message the gods have for you today.
Hang with me all morning on Bug Country.