Maternal Menace

04/10/2026

🎉 free this weekend 💸
I wrote a poetry book about motherhood… the real kind.
Nursery Crimes 2: Terrible Twos & True Love
it’s love so big it aches… mixed with “please go to sleep before I lose it”
I cried reading it back before I published it, which felt like my cue to stop hiding it.
it’s honest, a little heavy, and still has those “did that just happen!?” moments we somehow survive.
if you’re in it, have been in it, or just need to feel seen… go grab it while it’s free!

Terrible Twos & True Love: Nursery Crimes, Volume II

02/14/2026

I know what it feels like to finish writing… and then freeze at formatting.
The TOC breaks.
The spine math makes no sense.
KDP feels like a maze.

I’m opening 5 beta spots for authors who are stuck at the publishing stage. This is technical guidance, not marketing hype.
If you’ve got a draft and you’re ready to finally get it live, comment PUBLISH or DM me BETA.
I’ll send details first to those who raise their hand.

01/10/2026

I wrote a book for parents who haven’t slept since before they had kids. It’s full of dark nursery rhymes, profanity, and the kind of humor you develop when bedtime is a lie and coffee is a coping mechanism. No Rest for the Wicked: Nursery Crimes, Volume I is coming soon on Amazon.. Hide it from your kids. Read it after bedtime.
They lied about sleep. We made poetry instead.

12/04/2025

Completed some online classes recently and got 10 certificates in AI, making money online, digital products, & social media. If you need help with your business or personal page schedule a free consultation & let's create something magical!
Link in bio, scan the QR code, link in comments, OR message me to schedule or for more info!

12/03/2025

Download my new e-book Nourished Families Home Remedies!
Discover simple, science-backed recipes and practical wellness hacks for real families! This beautifully organized e-book guides you through natural remedies using everyday foods, safe home ingredients, and gentle routines for skin health, sleep, hair, gut balance, pain relief, and more. Each chapter offers clear tutorials—like eczema soaks, DIY sleep aids, easy poultices, hair masks, cough comfort, and calming meditation techniques—plus age-specific warnings for every method.
Recipes include face masks, washes, lotions, eye masks, scrubs, hair treatments, digestive and respiratory aids, sleep snacks, relaxation routines, poultices, and more.
Thoughtful instructions make every remedy doable for busy parents who value safe, holistic care.
Age guidelines and honest cautions keep your family’s wellness routine seriously safe.
Friendly, conversational tone so you learn—and laugh—a little along the way!
From itchy skin to anxious minds, sleepless nights to tummies in turmoil, Nourished Family Home Remedies helps you nurture health naturally, one step at a time. Perfect for modern parents and caregivers who want practical support and gentle, effective solutions for every stage of family life.
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11/17/2025

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