10/08/2026
Whatever you do, don't read Threads (not the Meta social media X knock-off; the meta novel written by Bryan Caron)! It seems, based on this article, the skin of people who read it melts off. Which is weird, because we never saw that happen in our test readings. But, it's happening, so, please, for the love of all that is holy and just, read at your own risk. (And don't sue us if your skin doesn't happen to fall off like butter.)