Josh Darnit

04/22/2025

Which stores have the best day-after Easter candy deals?

02/19/2025

I’ve never tried a Bánh mì sandwich, which type of meat should I get for my 1st time?

01/11/2025

Still traumatized that I’m not a teenager anymore, but Sarah brought me court-side for the SD Clippers game. Thanks baby! 🙏🤟

12/28/2024

I can’t believe this is your last year as a teenager. We’re beyond proud of everything you’ve accomplished. It’s a privilege to have you as a daughter. Happy 19th Vivi! ❤️🎂

12/24/2024

Ok hold on. “A December to remember” and “jingle bell rock” are the exact same cord progression with similar melody notes as well. So which one is the ripoff?

12/24/2024

Ok fine, I’m ready to start my Xmas shopping.

12/19/2024

200 calorie lifehack:

12/03/2024

Look what my baby did 😍😭

12/02/2024

https://bsky.app/profile/joshdarnit.bsky.social

^ because twitter is a fu***ng s**t show.

future dust particle

11/29/2024

Hey guys, in case you didn’t know our family is celebrating thanksgiving today instead of yesterday, so please no spoiler alerts.

11/06/2024

I can’t believe it. 4 more years without Kanye being our president.

11/06/2024

Well, if Trump wins at least the country will get a refresher course on what a peaceful transfer of power looks like.

11/05/2024

Just tried one of those Coke Oreos.

😐

🙅‍♂️

11/05/2024

Leftover pasta: cold or reheated?
Go!

11/05/2024

In all things, balance & compassion

11/01/2024

09/27/2024

Ok fine I’ll go on a cruise for my 50th birthday.

09/20/2024

This is why I’m making “that face“ when my son asks if he can buy a $16 sandwich.